Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on the 2018 Winter Olympics – SNL

Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on the 2018 Winter Olympics – SNL


>>>THE WINTER OLYMPICS ENDED
THIS SUNDAY. HERE TO GIVE HER FIRSTHAND
REPORT IS SNL’S NUMBER ONE OLYMPICS FAN, LESSCY JONES.
>>YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO PYEONGCHANG.
>>IT WAS AWESOME. YOU THINK I STAND OUT IN
AMERICA, EVERYBODY IN KOREA WAS 4’1″ THEY EITHER THOUGHT I WAS
AN ATHLETE OR A GOD. SOME OF THEM THOUGHT I WAS A
TRANSFORMER. BUT A TRANSFORMER DON’T EAT
KOREAN BBQ LIKE THAT.>>SO YOU ENJOYED THE WINTER
OLYMPICS?>>MAN, I LOVED IT, COLIN.
I DIDN’T THINK I WOULD. BECAUSE HONESTLY, THIS YEAR IS
THE FIRST YEAR THAT I GOT INTO THE WINTER ONES AS MUCH AS THE
SUMMER ONES. I NEVER GO SKIING.
I LOVED SEEING JAMIE ANDERSON OUT THERE RIDING THE HASHPIPE.
>>I THINK IT’S THE HALFPIPE.>>SHUT UP!
>>OKAY.>>YOU DON’T KNOW!
I’M THE EXPERT.>>OKAY, AND DID YOU LIKE THE
BOBSLEDDING?>>OH, YEAH.
WOO! THOSE THIGHS WERE NICE FOR MY
EYES. BUT MY FAVORITE WAS HOCKEY.
THAT’S VIOLENCE ON ICE, THEY’RE PUNCHING AND CHECKING BITCHES AT
30 MILES AN HOUR, AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY GOT A
THING CALLED THE PENALTY BOX?>>YEAH.
>>THEY SEND YOU THERE AFTER YOU CHECK A BITCH!
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF I PLAYED HOCKEY, THEY WOULD
CALL ME PENALTY BOX JONES. ‘CAUSE THAT’S WHERE I WOULD BE
THE WHOLE GAME. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
AMERICAN TEAM IS BRINGING IN PENALTY BOX JONES!
OH, MY GOD, CAN SHE DO THAT? SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON SKATES!
IS THAT LEGAL? COLIN, I LOVE HOCKEY.
>>THAT’S WONDERFUL.>>AND THE WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN
THE MEN. THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT.
I SAID IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEY WON THE GOLD MEDAL ON A SHOOTOUT.
AND THIS WOMAN WHO DID THE WINNING GOAL, SHE DID LIKE A
POP-LOCKING MOVE. LIKE POP-POP POW!
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT.
>>I DID NOT THINK YOU’D BE A HOCKEY FAN.
WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME TO A GAME.>>OH, YOU LIKE HOCKEY, SNOW
MUFFIN?>>I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT OF
HOCKEY GROWING UP. MAYBE I COULD TEACH YOU A COUPLE
MOVES.>>YOU ARE SO WHITE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU SOUND PRETTY CONFIDENT.
I ALREADY GOT A FRIEND WHO SAID THAT SHE’LL GIVE ME SOME
POINTERS. HEY, HILARY.
YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YES! YES, COLIN.
THIS IS HILARY KNIGHT. SHE JUST WON THE GOLD MEDAL FOR
THE U.S. WOMEN’S HOCKEY TEAM. YEAH!
>>HI THERE, HILARY. CONGRATULATIONS.
>>THANK YOU. I HEARD YOU PLAYED HOCKEY
GROWING UP AND YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW US SOME MOVES.
>>WELL, I — I MEAN, I PLAYED RECREATIONAL, I DON’T THINK I
COULD TEACH YOU ANYTHING.>>I’D LOVE TO SEE SOMETHING.
>>I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY. SO DON’T BE TALKIN’ ABOUT HOW
YOU GONNA TEACH ME SOMETHING, I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE GOLD MEDAL
OLYMPIANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>GET IT?>>YEAH, I GOT IT.
>>DO YOU, COLIN? DO YOU GOT IT.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, HILARY DO THIS WITH ME.
>>WHO RUN THE WORLD?>>GIRLS.
>>WHO RUN THIS MOTHER?>>GIRLS.
>>HILARY, TELL COLIN WHAT I TOLD YOU TO TELL HIM.
>>COLIN, YOUS A BITCH.>>HILARY KNIGHT AND LESLIE
JONES, EVERYONE. FOR WEEKEND UPDATE,

100 Replies to “Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on the 2018 Winter Olympics – SNL”

  1. You can really tell Leslie has been working out, her arms look great! I always love her on weekend update 😂

  2. So she can stereotype asians, and tell Colin "he so white", and it's just humor. Let a white comedian make a couple racist jokes and see how fast he/she's fired and crucified. Double standard hypocrisy.

  3. I actually think Leslie Jones is funny and I do enjoy watching her. But why the objectification of men? She talks about everyone in Korea being 4'1" and how the bobsledder's thighs were so nice for her eyes (which would be called ogling). And then it ends with her bullying Colin into saying that women rule and tell him that he's a bitch. I'm not one to scream about political correctness and whining about trigger warnings and such, but when this is shown in the same episode as a skit about sexual harassment in hollywood and another one about catcalling on construction sites, I think it's just an appalling display of hypocrisy…

  4. I was laughing so hard at the joke about Koreans being 4'1" because I'm Korean (now living in the USA) and I'm actually 4'10". When we moved here there was a 12 year old boy in the 6th grade at my elementary school who was 6' tall. I was like "omg, not even grown men in Korea are that tall".

  5. As a black women, I have to say that my reaction to seeing my first hockey game is the same as Leslie’s. I loved it! Hockey is awesome!

  6. Its time for a Mexican host Gael Garcia, Eugenio Derbez, Diego Luna, Iñarritu or Guillermo del Toro we need some Mexican representation.

  7. Loved that, yes Women run this mother. I like Leslie, she is funny and cool. Collins her bitch lol, all in good fun

  8. The woman are better than the men ? I didn't realize they played against each other.

    Any half ass boys High School Hockey team would dominate any female olympic team from any country, There I said it.

  9. The embodiment of every negative stereotype of “black” people! Only thing missing is a bucket of chicken! Fuck you liberals!

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  11. I feel like they only have Leslie Jones on the weekend update to slowly go insane through the entire piece, and to insult Collin

  12. To everyone who is talking about Leslie's sweaty armpits, so what. She obviously doesn't care and neither should you. Im pretty sure that she has on deodorant. I know lots of people who put on deodorant constantly and still have sweaty armpits. Just leave her alone about it. I'm not criticizing anyone but I thought it was important to say that. I mean she's human and humans sweat. And for those of you who keep saying Leslie is annoying, not funny, or should be put off SNL, say what you want because at the end of the day she gets more money in a week than you do in months. Also how would she be one of the many main characters on SNL if she wasn't funny. It doesn't work that way.

  13. Who run the world? Money, duh. Collin you're the bitch (bitchslap), media: I was victim of man violence. The cringiest video i saw in a long time.

  14. And why even relate men sports teams to women sports teams… clearly of you put them against eachother is just common sense the men team would win

  15. This woman should have her name on the 2020 election ballot. LESLIE JONES!!! First female president!!! LOL!!!!

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