TSP’s If Politicians played Indoor Games


Atal Ji, buck up! Ever since Modi Sarkar is here, you’ve just been playing, man. Wait up, Mr Advani. My horse is chewing on some grass. There’s an elephant, camel and a King! The King is on a foreign tour. It is in your brain… Guruji! Get off, now it’s my turn. But son, I haven’t finished playing yet. I will end this game now. You sit next to us and clap. What are you saying? Yogi ji, pick it up. Yes, Guruji! Oh my god! Not me, the chess board! Damn, Modi and Yogi, this is not done! Tell me Yogi, what do you want? Guruji, I want New Delhi. Tell me a number, not feelings Okay, so six, six and six, to kill these two. You want six? Here it is. Six. Haaah haha! There goes Lalu Prasad Yadav. You’re out, Mr Lalu. Haaah haha! One more six. Kumar is out too! Absolutely amazing. Third six, haaah haha! Yogi! Yogi! Got you trapped. 3 six equals a cancellation. Lalu, this is my Ludo… I bought this from Japan. Mah Ludo, mah rules! Lalu Ji, would you support us to beat Kumar Vishwas? Would you Enough! What will I get? We will let you out of our house without being bashed. Get together with us, and get behind Kumar Vishwas’ token. Oh, so they are forming a group. Let me break it right away. Modi ji, I have an urge for poetry. Shall I? Oh no no no. Don’t want to hear your poetry. Nope. It’s damn nice! On love! Don’t talk about all of that before me I don’t wish to hear it. I don’t want to hear. But Yogi ji, please listen. Yogi ji, listen. I’ll demonetize! “So Yogi ji says, Love you!” He doesn’t! My Country men… “Plays Holi intoxicated!” Rahul ji, truth or dare? Dare. Dare? So take this potato Put it in your machine and get me gold out of it. But Modiji, that was your machine, right? I was just giving a demo. So master, truth or dare? Truth. Is your Aadhar Card linked to your bank account? Dare. Link your Aadhar card with your bank account. Let’s play ‘Never have I ever’. Never have I ever…seen..’Acche Din!’ Oh, master! You drank the cowpiss. “Mehbooba” said, Bhak K, on you. *sings a song* *songs continue*

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