Gavin: Hello planet internet, this is Gavin,
Michael: Hi. Gavin: And Michael and Ray.
Ray: Hi. Ray: That’s me.
Gavin: This Things to Do, Gavin: Guess what we’re doing lads? Michael: What are we doing?
Gavin: Skyrim Olympics. Michael: I knew cause we already filmed it.
Ray: Yeah, I watched. Gavin: Yeah? It’s very topical.
Ray: I partook.
Michael: I was there. Gavin: We- we’re gonna start off with archery, this is our scoring system.
Michael: Woo. Gavin: So we got 1, 2, 3, 4 and 10.
Michael: Look at that. A scoring system designed by Gavin. Gavin: Yeah, well a bullseye is very small,
Michael: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 10. Gavin: So I think you should get 10 points.
Ray: Now- *laughs* Michael: Gavin pointed out the bullseye’s the smallest part on-
Ray: Oddly enough. Michael: On the target. Gavin: So this is, uh, USA. This is you Michael, cause you’re from the USA.
Michael: This is me, USA. Michael: That’s pretty good, I’ll take it.
Gavin: Not bad, that’s 10 points.
Ray: That’s- Ray: Fucking Robin Hood over here.
Michael: It’s- that is 10 points.
Gavin: Yeah. Gavin: I want to see if I can beat you. What do you reckon? Gavin: My archery skills are, top notch.
Michael: I- I reckon I know what score you got.
Ray: Hey Gavin, that’s your flag. Gavin: That is, that’s, uh, that’s uh,
Ray: That’s like Scotland or something, right?
Michael: Right? Gavin: Union Jack, that’s what it is.
Ray: Oh, ok.
Michael: Is it? Gavin: Yeah, it’s all- it’s like England, Scotland and, uh, oh 11.
Michael: Well look at this prick.
Ray: Oh, 11. Michael: Oh, look at me, I’m-
Ray: Hey that’s me, I’m Puerto Rican. Ray: That’s me, I’m representing my country.
Gavin: I had no idea that’s what the Puerto Rican flag looked like. Michael: Yeah, we were all shocked and surprised.
Gavin: It’s- it’s pretty funny looking. Ray: Check out my archery skills. Prepare to be impressed.
Michael: This is fucking- it’s coming- Ray: BOOM!
*Michael and Gavin laugh* Gavin: Nice shot Ray.
Michael: You fucking suck. Ray: I, uh, I got one point.
Gavin: There’s victory for the UK. Woohoo!
Michael: I’ll take it. Gavin: Ok, this is the shot put, next Olympic event.
Michael: Yup. Gavin: This is- that was you Michael. We’re doing, uh, cabbage shot put.
Michael: Yeah, I drop- I dropped my ball. Gavin: You-
Michael: Dude, look at all the cabbages I set up. Gavin: I like the fact that you-
Ray: This- this guy’s in the way. Gavin: You dropped your first cabbage, and then, uh, Gavin: So what you have to do is just spin around, you’re not allowed to let go while you’re stopped.
Michael: Oop. Gavin: Erm…
Ray: That’s a bouncer
Michael: That’s a bounce…bounce counts Gavin: I like the fact that the cabbage you dropped first went further– Michael: Yes! It’s bullshit! Gavin: But you made it to the woodblocks, so…it’s pretty…pretty impressive.
Ray and Michael: It’s not bad. Ray: It’s a good starting point Gavin: Let me just find the street with the longest…
Ray: Oh, you went counter-clockwise, Gavin. Gavin: Yeah, I…I’m English, aren’t I? Because that’s the other way. Ray: Yeah…
Michael: …Is it? No, it’s not. Gavin: We uh…
Michael: That’s Australia, Gavin Gavin: What are you talking about? Ray: No…Australia is *upside down* Michael: No…does your toilet, like, spin the other way…the water? Gavin: Uhh….no. It’s fine. Ray: Hey, it’s me! Michael: Sorry
Gavin: Sorry, Ray! Michael: *laughs*
Ray: Alright… Ray: Kinda got it wedged in the corner…
Gavin: …so it looks like I’m winning at the moment. Gavin: …because mine went in the bush
Michael: Yep Gavin: That’s a terri–….that’s probably the worst throw you could have possibly done. Ray: I think…everybody saw that, thanks.
Gavin: Other than that throw, throwing it backwards would’ve been worse Michael: Woo!
Gavin: Aww, that’s unlucky Michael, you hit the little wall there. Michael: Dude, it would have got–
Gavin: So, that was better than your first one, but not as good as my first one. Michael: It was good; it was past the blocks… Ray: So, Gavin is still winning as of right now… Gavin: Ah…what a throw that is…
Michael: He’s launched it. Gavin: Was that good?…straight down the road. Gavin: We had a rule where if you lost your cabbage, it was disqualified. Michael: Yeah.
Gavin: And the world seemed to absorb my cabbages *laughs* Gavin: Where the hell did that cabbage go?
Michael: Yeah, Gavin and I were discussing whether it went in the door or not
Gavin: So I was disqualified. Gavin:..what you didn’t see is the 20 minutes of me walking around… Ray: Trying to find it and not finding it.
Gavin: …the whole of Solitude, and then that was my… Ray: …you sliced it a little bit. Gavin: Oh, Ray! Michael: Here comes Ray…
Gavin: When’d you…you pulled that out of the… Ray: Fuckin’ LAUNCHED IT Michael: Fuckin’ Puerto Rican thunder…
Ray: Put some English on it, huh? Ray: You’re English, but you didn’t put an English on it. Go Puerto Rico! Gavin: Yay, victory…that’s one for Great Britain, and one for Puerto Rico Gavin: This is the shoo-in… Michael: What is this? Gavin: Shootin’ stuff…so, it was uh…what we did was 3 points for the head, 1 point for the body. Gavin: And…that was me missing completely and Michael missing completely. Michael: And what we’re doing is launching this dude-
Ray: Yeah, we’re launching him off the bridge and shooting
Michael: -and shooting him. Michael: You, you’re allowed to
Gavin: …look at that height…
Ray: And I think I still missed anyway. *laughs*
Gavin: That was good positioning
Ray: That was…
Gavin: You’re allowed to reposition the dude Michael: Check it…check it.
All: Ohhhhhhh Michael: …did he hit it?
Ray: I dunno Gavin: Straight in the bridge again.
Michael: Nope. Ray: Here’s Gavin again
Gavin: Nobody’s hit this guy yet… ohhhhh…
Ray: Terrible…What the ffff…
Michael: You should be going for his ‘nads. Gavin: Even with the bow slowed down, I still suck…
Ray: Whoosh aaaaand….
Gavin: Oh Ray…Oh! Gavin: Is that a hit?
Ray: I hit him…I did.
Michael: He hit; I saw the blood spurt Gavin: That’s 1 point!
Ray: …right, I’m on the board. Gavin: Here’s Michael…
Ray: Suck it, one
All: awwwwwww Michael: Right in his fuckin…
Ray: God, Jesus Christ…oh…because you’re the slo-mo guy, so it puts slo-mo in the video Ray: kinda like cross-promotion Michael: Look at that
Gavin:That’s 3 points for Michael…
Ray: You domed him! Well done.
Michael: He is out cold. Ray: Alright, here comes Gavin again…can he get on the board this time? Gavin: Ohhhh, maybe not… Ray: You’re annihilating that castle though…here I go, time to fucking get him… Gavin: Ray got him again.
Ray: I *did* get him, but I got him in the shoulder, not in the head… Gavin: Then that’s 2 for Ray, 3 for Michael…USA Victory Ray: Sooooo…
Gavin: That’s 3 apiece! Gavin: The Olympics were a draw! Ray: It…it’s a tie
Michael: You suck, Gavin…you ended it in a draw! You suck! Ray: So…
Michael: Blame Gavin; he edited this.
Ray: Go Puerto Rico! Gavin: Tune in in 2016.