The Perfect Way To Watch Winter Sports

The Perfect Way To Watch Winter Sports


This month, athletes from around the
world are descending upon Sochi to represent their country. You’re not participating. You are going to be watching on TV because that’s what you’re best at. But it’s important that you maximize this
experience for peak enjoyment. First, make your environment more Russian. Put on traditional Ushanka. Have a babushka lady cook you a meal
of boiled potatoes Then eat them from nested
Matryoshka dolls. Turn your bathroom into a Banya. Don’t be bashful.
These guys have seen it all. Most of the actual competition
will happen while you’re asleep Because time zones. Travel there in dream state By listening to mixtape of
winter sports sounds. During your waking hours, watch as many
events as possible, simultaneously. This will give you the opportunity to finally use
that second eyeball. Enjoy the inception like experience of curling while watching curling. Dont get cute and have snowboarding
session while watching snowboarding. If you must leave the house keep the spirit that the games alive by
dressing like an ice dancer. You’ll learn a thing or two about
teamwork. Assume the posture of a ski jumper
while urinating. Finally remember that seeing your fellow
countrymen or women on the podium Can be an emotional experience for some. Feel free to cry, if you must. Okay that’s enough. It’s just a bronze.

100 Replies to “The Perfect Way To Watch Winter Sports”

  1. Me: taps on one reht and link video

    Computer: SHE LIKES THAT VIDEO

    IPad: QUICK SEND MORE

    Me: I don’t like any of these videos…. and I have seen them all….

  2. Привет, люди, которые говорят по-русски. Надеюсь, у вас хороший день, и я просто хотел прокомментировать это на русском и в сербском.

    Здраво, људи који говоре српски. Надам се да имате добар дан, и само сам желео да коментаришем ово на српском и на руском.

    If you dont know what I'm saying STILL… have you ever heard of ctrl+c and ctrl+v and Google Translate?

  3. Suddenly tachanka comes out of no where and mows everyone down with his machine gun, yelling "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!"

  4. To get the authentic Russian sports watching experience, you need to down about 5-15 shots of vodka before each of these activities. Oh and then you have to find a way to interfere with American politics.

  5. Whoever was doing the russian accent was a disgrace, can’t pronounce anything in russian right ☹️🙄( ‘‘twas joke)

  6. You'll be shocked, but in south of Russia snow is like a miracle! Seriously, if snow came at least one time in winter it will be cool.
    P.S. I'm Russian, live in Krasnodar, south of Russia.

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