Ozzy Man Reviews: Winter Olympics 2018

I hope you enjoyed the 2018 winter Olympics As much as this Sheila enjoyed beating her fucking drum And this fella enjoyed watching her beating her fucking drum Let’s have a look at what Shawn White did in the snowboarding he launches into a big fucking spinny move followed by hexagonal flippy move Then he…

Ozzy Man Reviews: Drunk Olympics

3, 2, 1. There’s the whistle and it is straight to the mini bar. It’s a cold day so these fellas need to warm themselves up before going for a swim. Everyone starts out very confident. Oh this crazy fucker is drinking from the bottle. And so is this wanker. The sober people love it….

Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Ball Tampering

Okay who’s talking poorly of the Australian cricket team. Who is calling us cheats? What is this fucking bullshit? As far as I can see Bancroft is fixing up his pants This is a classic boxer shorts issue He’s trying to get some fresh air to the meat and potatoes And everyone’s watching him on…

Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals vs Sport

Let’s have a look at cheeky animals getting involved in sport. This dog is like “why won’t you dickheads? Let me play”…the human befriends him, oh he snaps at his ear! The little wanker has been inspired by Mikey Tyson. In comes another human who manages to tame the Beast. Look at that best friends…

Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #2

Welcome back to another celebrating too early compilation. This bloke decides to pop a big bloody wheelie as he heads for the finish line. If this was a wheelie competition he’d be up there with the greatest, unfortunately, it’s a regular race and he’s lost. This bloke is on the home stretch. He thanks everyone…

Ozzy Man Reviews: LIVE TV Fails

Live television. It’s one of me favourite inventions, not cause it spreads information, but because shit can go wrong at any second! Whether it’s the simplistic joy of slapstick comedy being captured or a cooking tutorial becoming dangerous and everyone acts like it’s not dangerous, I love it, I love all of the fuck ups….