2017 Sports Roundup: The Daily Show

Oh, yeah. What’s up, everybody? I’m Roy. That’s Michael, and this is the 2017 Year in Review for sports. And what a year it was, Roy. The Astros won their first World Series ever. We also had two cocky idiots trying to beat the snot out of each other. And the New England Patriots had…

Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

– all: OH! – WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN, YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI. – WITH THIS BANDANA, I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. – YO. HOLD UP. – OH…KAY. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – HEY. CARLITO. UH, I…

Tosh.0 – Sport Science.0

– ♪ O CANADA ♪ OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND ♪ TRUE PATRIOT LOVE ♪ IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND – LOOKS LIKE THE ZAMBONI MISSED SOME CARPET. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT WEB REDEMPTION. AND APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SO. LISTEN, I’M AWARE AMERICA’S FUNNIEST…

Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

(Mark) He’s disgusting. Bernard? He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician. I mean, come on. And he talks too much. That’s why I like you. You don’t talk. You just listen. – It’s good. [bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little…

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS…