Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether…

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class…

2017 Sports Roundup: The Daily Show

Oh, yeah. What’s up, everybody? I’m Roy. That’s Michael, and this is the 2017 Year in Review for sports. And what a year it was, Roy. The Astros won their first World Series ever. We also had two cocky idiots trying to beat the snot out of each other. And the New England Patriots had…

Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

– all: OH! – WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN, YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI. – WITH THIS BANDANA, I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. – YO. HOLD UP. – OH…KAY. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – HEY. CARLITO. UH, I…

Tosh.0 – Sport Science.0

– ♪ O CANADA ♪ OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND ♪ TRUE PATRIOT LOVE ♪ IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND – LOOKS LIKE THE ZAMBONI MISSED SOME CARPET. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT WEB REDEMPTION. AND APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SO. LISTEN, I’M AWARE AMERICA’S FUNNIEST…

Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

(Mark) He’s disgusting. Bernard? He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician. I mean, come on. And he talks too much. That’s why I like you. You don’t talk. You just listen. – It’s good. [bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little…

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS…

If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele

And we are at capacity tonight here at the Opulent Tostito Center. 50,000 fans are ready to binge drink for a couple of hours. I’ll tell you what, I can’t wait. Hi, I’m grown man Chick Sarica. And I’m grown man Bob DiSanzio. That’s right, Bob. And we have both made careers watching adult men…