College Athletes Can Get Paid Now (feat. Patton Oswalt) – Lights Out with David Spade

A new California law allows college athletes to earn money -for their names, images and likeness. -(one person clapping) -This guy again? -(laughter) The Bieber wedding guy? Is this fair? By the way, you don’t need to… say “image” and “likeness.” -It’s the same thing. -OSWALT: Yeah. -Basically, right? -Yeah. I’m gonna… I’m really just…

Things a sports commentator would never say | Mock The Week – BBC

England have won the World Cup. AUDIENCE BOOS BUZZER And that was 11.3 seconds. Sorry, Michael, you will not be getting a second date. LAUGHTER BUZZER Ronaldo there, being booked by the referee for taking his shirt off. He should know the rules by now. You are not allowed to take the referee’s shirt off….

Zach Galifianakis Has Trouble Describing Indoor Skydiving

>>James: FROM KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES EVERYWHERE OCTOBER 21S. U CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM,RE ZACH.>>THANK YOU. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT IS ABOUT.>>OH, IT IS ABOUT THIS SUBURBAN TYPE COUPLE THAT, I’M ONE OF THE PEOPLE. AND WE HAVE A VERY NORMAL LIFE AND THEN THESE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE MOVE IN, JONHAM AND GAL GADOT,…

Key & Peele – Aerobics Meltdown – Uncensored

male announcer: LIVE FROM THE NESTLE ARENA, WELCOME TO THE FINALS OF 1987 JAZZ FIT CHAMPIONSHIPS. REPRESENTING THE BODY SHOP FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, FLASH. AND FROM THE SKIN SHOP FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN, LIGHTNING. [’80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [’80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [’80s…

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome to Teaching Center. I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement by star English teacher Ruby…