Zach Galifianakis Has Trouble Describing Indoor Skydiving

>>James: FROM KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES EVERYWHERE OCTOBER 21S. U CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM,RE ZACH.>>THANK YOU. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT IS ABOUT.>>OH, IT IS ABOUT THIS SUBURBAN TYPE COUPLE THAT, I’M ONE OF THE PEOPLE. AND WE HAVE A VERY NORMAL LIFE AND THEN THESE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE MOVE IN, JONHAM AND GAL GADOT,…

Russia Is Fired from the 2018 Olympics

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE WAS SOME BIG BREAKING NEWS TODAY. RUSSIA HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE UPCOMING WINTER OLYMPICS FOR THE USE OF PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS. AND THIS IS NICE. RUSSIA WAS ALSO BANNED FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. ( LAUGHTER ) OLYMPIC OFFICIALS FIRST GOT SUSPICIOUS THAT RUSSIANS WERE USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING…

Breakdancing Might Make Its Way Into the Olympics

LOTS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEWS. WE’VE GOT AN UPDATE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP’S NATIONAL EMERGENCY DECLARATION WHICH IS, OF COURSE, USING TO GET HIS BORDER WALL WHILE HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI HAS NOW ASKED MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO SIGN A LETTER THAT WOULD OVERHAUL TRUMP’S DEFá(URJz AND THE RESOLUTION IS SCHEDULED TO BE INTRODUCED…

America Totally Dominated the Olympics, Scandals Included

IT’S GREAT TO BE BACK, AND I JUST WANT TO START OUT TONIGHT BY SAYING, U.S.A. NUMBER ONE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) U.SU.S.A.! MY FAVORITE MOB, MINDLESS. WHY ARE WE CHANTING? BECAUSE AMERICA JUST DOMINATED THE 2016 OLYMPICS! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT’S RIGHT, WE KILLED IT. THE OLYMPICS ARE A TIME THAT THE WHOLE WORLD COMES…

The Rio Olympics Are In Total Disarray

FIRST OF ALL, I’M VERY EXCITED THAT JON BATISTE LOOKS LIKE HUMPHREY BOGART TONIGHT. YOU’RE LOOKING GOOD. HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, KID. FANTASTIC. YOU’RE READY FOR A TROPICAL VACATION OVER THERE.>>Jon: OH, YES, INDEED. WE’VE GOT A COUPLE MORE DAYS.>>Stephen: WE DO, WE DO. WE HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED.>>Jon: WE’RE IN IT RIGHT NOW. WE’RE…