“Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) RE-RELEASE

“Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) RE-RELEASE

You guys, you guys love your sport out here I’ve never seen more focus put on sport anywhere else in the world Americans love they’re sport back to front you analyze them
you worship them you watch the game before the game
you watch the game after the game you talk about what might happen in the game
you talk about what’s happening in the game and then you talk about what happened in the game and what could’ve and what might’ve but didn’t happen in the game it’s just the craziest thing I’ve seen in my life it’s all about statistics
have you seen sports in America? non-stop. Guys come out there… there’s no time for smiles or anything
just come out and ladies and gentlemen welcome to it
it’s the 2012 Miami Heat up against OKC this is the greatest final
we’ve been waiting for in the NBA finals LeBron James leading his team out here averaging 30 points double double every single game.
10 points per game Just in assists alone.
this man is just something else 90 percent from the free throw line he just gone in… He’s statistically gotten better his team coming in with more… Chris Bosh… coming in with more assist
really doing well in the last game just like whaaa!
whaaa! numbers, numbers, numbers
stats, stats, stats you guys know everything
every stat well I mean he’s got four out of five
and i mean if you look at that statistic alone it looks like he should be getting four and then, and then, and then it’s just crazy
you know everything and then you switch over to your
business channels and your economy and you’re like what’s happening
in the economy this year Bob? well nobody knows…
I mean Nobody knows…. Yeah! Ha Ha Ha Ha Uh we thought the housing market was coming up
but it wasn’t Ha Ha Ha Ha but hey I mean that’s the economy you never know right? you never know
What about stocks? Well I guess stocks, they’re up and down I don’t really know they’re up and down
They could can go anywhere Those are stocks
We don’t know but the sports you know you need to flip that around
get the statistics in the economy just relax on your sports
Have fun that’s…. the sports I watch is relaxed…
like soccer I am a huge fan of soccer Yea Oh
there’s some fans here I love soccer.
It’s chilled. you hear it in the commentators
when the game is being played there’s no statistics at all the game starts off
the whistle blows and welcome ladies and gentlemen to this majestic match it’s Spain playing against Germany Oh and what a wonderful day it is look at the crowd really excited oh and the atmosphere’s amazing
wonderful weather And the guys just like “Oh yea John you can feel it. and the players look great” it’s wonderful what do you think’s going
to happen today Martin Oh nobody knows I can’t even remember the last
time I saw a game this good Americans will remember
Americans will go back to the finest statistic the last time a black man scored using his left
hand jumping over a mixed-race half Indian was in 1967 when the Okay like what? this is madness

100 Replies to ““Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) RE-RELEASE”

  1. Re-Release with a few enhancements. Thanks for watching and be sure to share it with your friends! If you don’t have any friends. Use this video to go make some friends. We’re in this together!

  2. Hilarious, but oh so true. Actually, I do enjoy that aspect about American football, and Tony Romo is the best commentator ever. He analyses the plays in realtime, and can often predict even before they play out HOW they will play out, and tell you what the quarterback is looking at and how it affects his decision making, as well as describing what the defense is trying to do, and how that affects the QB.

  3. Mind you now, Sir, we Americans do remember sports from 1967 and do not take kindly to foreigners messing about with them!!!

  4. LOL soccer definitely has stats and diehard fans that rival Americans. In fact i would say the soccer fanbase in other countries is far more intense than most American fans.

  5. Also interesting how a nation so enamoured with statistical data, minute detail and microscopic nuance, always seems to be so forgetful about their history and the details thereof. Suddenly nothing is related to anything, and previous acts have absolutely no effect on ongoing realities. "It was a long time ago", This is probably the most popular American attempt at dealing with their affairs. Childlike.

  6. So true for my exhusband it is a job.. spent more time watching games then how many times he should be hanlding bed business with his wife or giving me a hug.

  7. Actually in South Africa the most serious sport is soccer like you legit find kids in the street playing soccer

  8. I’m so in love with Trevor. He’s just adorable as hell. There’s something to be said for a man who adores the women in his life.

  9. There was a time I used to watch all your videos like a full video for free men…now I just have to get used to get some three minutes of your video?

  10. Yooooo Trevor is sooo good,the first thing i do when i get home from work is to check if he has posted a new video and if not i go back to the old ones,you’ve saved me from depression,God bless you!

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  12. He. should watch a soccer game in Spanish. "Y ahi vine Messi, Messi, Messi que golazo, gol, gol, gol, gol, gol". And they never get tired

  13. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😍(when its over)

  14. Trevor had to keep it at the “funny level”, but there’s a very non-funny level to this and indeed a lot to criticize about American sports fanatics. I hate America’s obsession with sports. It wastes time, space, resources, attention… It’s also antisocial (but the sports fanatics are in the majority, so they think it’s all fun and games for everyone).

    I hate how argumentative and disruptive sports fanatics are. I hate listening to neighbors scream at their TVs – Go play the game yourself, jackass. I hate the mindset, the literal fanaticism, of absolute team support. It bleeds into politics (party loyalty, to the duopoly parties, in spite of the duopoly dosing nothing for Americans and serving only corporations). I hate the toxic masculinity.

    I hated sports as a kid, being bullied by classmates in meaningless gym class sporting activities, or when classed as an outsider because I didn’t have any interest in their bizarre obsession. I hate it even more as an adult, as I watch how utterly infantile sports fanatics are. And DANGEROUS: Have you ever seen a RIOT following a local sports event where the rioters’ team WON the game? This actually happens. It’s disgusting and the local police, being composed mostly of the same kind of men, just did nothing (actual Philly authority quote: “we’re going to let them tire themselves out”). RIOTING. Because their fucking SPORTS team WON a GAME. Grow the fuck up.

  15. You've never seen Moroccans talk about soccer. My dad can remember every game of his favorite teams since the day the club was created along with how many years each coach served.

  16. There is a pair of commentators who can just with one phrase make people's blood boil…


  17. I used to live in Cambodia back in 1999, and I owned a shop. I had hired a Cambodian guy to work for me delivering stuff. So one time I decided to take him to Thailand on a shopping spree. When we were at a mall (MBK), every time we got to an escalator, he would grab my hand. I kept telling him to stop, but he couldn't help himself.

    Then I ran into a friend from back in Cambodia, and there I am holding this 20-year old dudes hand in Bangkok. He was just like, "Oh . . . Hello. Didn't seem to meet you here." And I was like, 'You don't understand! This guy is afraid of escalators."

    "Oookay. I'll see you around."

  18. That is why though there are some things we don't like about Americans, we end up loving their passion for things like sports, talent shows, movies concerts, etc. They really do support different activities.

  19. Okay but have you seen how Stephan curry has only been shooting 37.1 % from three lately but when he put his contacts on he began shooting 51.7 percent?

  20. Americans have the best cheats at sports too.

    Marion Jones, lane Armstrong… Michael Phelps.

    Biggest sports cheats ever.

  21. haha how can u give stats to a soccer game when its scores not higher than 5 for long period of time.

  22. haha how can u give stats to a soccer game when its scores not higher than 5 for long period of time.

  23. His "comedy" is a lie! He has created a back story that simply is not true and is making fun of it.
    He sells it over the heads of his sleeping silly and mostly liberal audience, in other words a liar at best!

  24. He is kinda wrong though, soccer commentators in Europe and South America give you lots of information and stats too, background of the players, teams they played, goals scored, etc.

  25. I think i'm gonna change my favorite comedian…

    Just watch more than 10 of trevor's video all day laughing😂

    I like it!!!

  26. So why you got African Americans title to this ? What does this has to strictly do to African Americans

  27. Im from spain an here soccer is madness, like much worse than Americans with the NBA. have you hear a Spanish comenting soccer?, they have better lungs than opera singers! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool gol gol gol goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!

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