Sports Announcer – SNL

Sports Announcer – SNL


>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK
HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS.
DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH.
IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE
RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE
REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY.
HE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE JOAN WELCOMED THEIR FIRST CHILD A
FUTURE RANGERS FAN NAMED COLE. CONGRATS TO THEM.
>>LUCKILY LASLO HOLMES WHO USUALLY COVERS THE KNICKS FOR US
HERE AT MSG IS FILLING IN FOR PAUL WHILE HE’S OUT.
HERE’S DOWN THERE RINK SIDE NOW. HOW ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE
LAS?>>IN A WORD, COLD.
IT’S VERY COLD ALL AROUND HERE. I’M JUST PLAYING.
I’M HAVING FUN HERE AT THE HOCKEY GAME.
LOTS OF FUN HOCKEY GOING ON. LOTS OF WHITE DUDES ON SKATES
RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER AT FULL SPEED.
I DO NOT GET IT. JUST MESSING AROUND.
VERY DIFFERENT FROM WORKING AT THE KNICKS GAMES.
MUCH COLDER.>>LAS, WHAT’S YOUR IMPRESSION
OF THE GAME SO FAR?>>WELL, DALE, THE STORY OF THE
GAME IS ONE OF THE MAIN GUYS ON THE RANGERS– DON’T KNOW HOW TO
SAY HIS NAME, HAS LIKE 30 LETTERS IN IT, NONE OF THEM
ARE VOWELS. HE’S PLAYING GREAT WHICH IS
CRAZY BASE HE GOT IN A FULL FISTFIGHT IN THE FIRST MINUTE OF
THE GAME. HEY, AS THEY SAY IN HOCKEY,
LET’S DO THAT HOCKEY. I MISS THE KNICKS.
I’M JUST KIDDING. LAZLO HOLMES, VERY COLD, RINK
SIDE, RANGERS VERSUS OILERS.>>LAS, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS RANGER OFFENSE.>>YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
>>I MEANT WITH YOU, LAZ. NOW, THEY CAME OUT OF THE BOX
WITH AN AGGRESSIVE OFFENSE WE HAVEN’T SEEN FROM THEM IN A
WHILE.>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.
>>FROM DOWN THERE ON THE ICE, WHO DO YOU THINK REALLY MADE A
DIFFERENCE IN THE FIRST PERIOD?>>DEFINITELY THE HOCKEY
PLAYERS, CHRISSY. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO GOT ALL
THE SCORES. THEN YOU’VE GOT THE GOALIE,
WEARING EVERY PAD IN THE WORLD. AND A BASEBALL GLOVE.
HE’S WORKING VERY HARD, TOO. IT IS SO COLD HERE.
>>HEY, LAS, I SEE ONE OF THE PLAYERS THERE, I WONDER IF YOU
COULD GET A FEW QUESTIONS IN.>>GREAT.
LET’S TALK TO HIM. COME ON OVER HERE, DUDE.
OKAY. I’M HERE WITH — CAN YOU TURN
AROUND SO I CAN GET THAT NAME? AND THAT IS THE S, K AND J NEXT
TO EACH OTHER. SO, THAT’S A NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I’M HERE WITH MY MAIN MAN.
I HAVE GOT TO KNOW, IN THE NEXT PERIOD HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO
THAT HOCKEY?>>WELL, YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT
TO KEEP UP THE PRESSURE AND STAY OUT OF THE BOX.
>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.>>WE HAVE GOT TO WATCH THE
ICING CALLS. COACH SAID WE WERE ICING SO MUCH
WE COULD OPEN A BAKERY.>>I DO NOT GET THAT.
>>YEAH, BUT WE REALLY JUST GOT TO PLAY SMART AND KEEP MOVING
THE PUCK AND AVOID THOSE FIVE MINUTE MAJORS.
>>THIS MAN SAID IT ALL. LET ME ASK, ARE YOU ALSO COLD AS
HELL?>>NO, KIND OF HOT, ACTUALLY.
>>YEAH, I’M VERY COLD. SO THAT’S THE STORY HERE IN
HELL. BACK TO YOU GUYS IN THE BOOTH.
>>WELL, THE STORY OF THE GAME HAS BEEN THE POWER PLAY.
HERE WITH A CLOSER LOOK IS OUR PLAY BY PLAY ANALYST TIM HAYWARD
WHO JOINS LAS, RINK SIDE.>>YOU SAID IT, TWO OF THE THREE
RANGER GOALS CAME WHILE THE OILERS WERE SHORTHANDED.
>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.>>LET’S TAKE LOOK AT ONE NOW.
RANGERS ON THE POWER PLAY HERE. WE CAN STOP THAT.
AND THERE IS SHATTENKIRK AT THE POINT.
AND WATCH [ GIBBERISH ] FIND THE OPEN ICE IN THE MIDDLE LANE
THERE.>>CHRISSY, IT WAS HERE WHEN I
SAW SOMETHING THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
CAN WE PUNCH IN ON THAT? THERE IS A BLACK HOCKEY FAN.
HE DOESN’T LOOK COLD AT ALL. SO I’LL PROBABLY BE TALKING TO
HIM IN THE POST GAME SHOW AND FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT’S GOING ON
THERE.>>ANYWAY, THE RANGERS SCORED A
GOAL THERE. DALE, CHRISSY, BACK TO YOU.
>>THANKS, TIM. LAS, DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON
IF THE COACH IS GOING TO STICK WITH HIS STRATEGY OF KEEPING
THOSE LINE CHANGES PRETTY SHORT?>>NO.
>>ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS, LAS.
>>AND THERE’S THE HORN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>>I DO NOT.>>IT’S TIME FOR THE THIRD
PERIOD. WE’LL CHECK BACK IN WITH LAS
LATER WHO WILL BE COVERING EVERY RANGERS GAME FOR US WHILE
OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE COMMENTATOR
PAUL IS BACK FROM PATERNITY LEAVE.
>>PAUL, WE’LL SEE YOU IN SIX MONTHS.
>>SIX MONTHS?>>THIRD PERIOD STARTS NOW.
>>WHEN DID WE START DOING PATERNITY LEAVE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

97 Replies to “Sports Announcer – SNL”

  1. I should invest into a podcast about hockey with black commentators called Let's Do That Hockey 🤔

    P.S DON'T STEAL MY IDEA!!!

  2. Plot twist: The previous guy was fired and Holmes is the new hockey guy!!
    edit: Why you ask? Because the announcers love to watch him suffer!!

  3. They had to photoshop Kenan as random black fan, because couldn't find any black guys on actual footage from Rangers game.

  4. I was looking at the scores at the bottom to see if the Blue Jackets would be there. apparently they did not play that day. also sad to see my Senators lose

  5. I am a hockey guy and this is hilarious and surprisingly accurate but I'm sure someone got offended and started crying because that's what we do now. No matter what it is someone is offended and then everyone starts crying and asking for people to be fired because in the name of tolerance we demand intolerance. I'm sure this was probably offensive to people with no vowels in their name. And probably offensive to people who do not understand the concept of a joke.

  6. That's not just any black guy in the stands though. That's Russ Tyler. I'm surprised he wasn't yapping at a player in that picture.

  7. Can we have him interview P.K Subban.

    for the non-hockey fans he is one of the best players in the NHL and he's black

  8. There are no shortage of sports reporters who could just as competently cover an NBA game as they could the NHL. Whether it was the writers' intention or not the joke is that this black guy is hopeless as a broadcaster/sideline reporter unless he's covering basketball.

  9. I don't know why I'm just now seeing this. I've watched it 10 times today and have been brought to tears each time

  10. Before watching this …let me guess a black guy is gonna act like he's never heard of hockey and he's gonna call the white people ….do black people have any other form of comedy?

  11. Hoooofah. 😖 This sounds like scrapings off the rusty bottom of a massive writers strike. Bring back Handy, Sargent, Downey, etc. — save this show.

  12. "Lots of white dudes on skates running into each other at full speed, I don't get it", lol

    "None of them are vowels" I died

  13. Had to come see this after Charles Barkley commented during the period break at the final Stanley cup gamee

  14. I woulda been funny AF is he gets slammed by a player when the 3rd period starts and he doesnt know whats going on

  15. S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S.
    …that sucks …the nicks // just barly more to talk about / you could star gaze // head injuries are good incetive // …lets / silly / i wasnt sure this was gonna work

  16. anyone else notice at 3:40 when he says shattenkirk is on the point when he’s actually at the top of the circle lol

  17. As a black hockey fan, that was hilarious, Chance was great, amazing guy!! It's cool, how they used actual footage from the Rangers game on MSG.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *