Sports Analogies – feat. Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

Sports Analogies – feat. Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”


Look, you and I are very different. But really, we speak the same language. We do? Yeah, we do. (music starts) Shadoodababadadooda We’re down for the count
It’s down to the wire We can’t drop the ball
We gotta aim a little higher ‘Cause when we’re on the ropes And it’s our turn at bat We gotta throw a Hail Mary Gotta go to the mat Sports analogies
Sports analogies We found the common ground
In all men’s personalities We talk a big game
That’s how we relate It’s the easiest way for men to
Communicate Hike! Shabababadabadoodow It’s par for the course When you’re in the home stretch To swing for the fences With a full court press We’re on the one yard line Inches to go So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch ‘Cause it’s our lead to blow Let’s use more
Sports analogies Sports analogies They help men cope with life’s Harsh realities Let’s spew more clichés ‘Til we run out the clock Just keep your eye on the ball The puck And my shuttlecock Hey! Let’s get these shots, come on. Ready come on here, 1 2 3 here we go Ready? Come on!
We can do it we can do it Sometimes when we watch sports we get sad And we make it seem like we’re sad about the sports But we’re not really crying about the game at all Who really cares about a game of basketball? We’re sad about our dads We couldn’t talk to our dads Unless we used Sports analogies
Sports analogies Men feel safe with these empty generalities Let’s go for the gold And then we’ll hit the lockers We’re American men we like all sports except for soccer ‘Cause soccer’s just a bunch of foreigners running around Yeah! What’d you think, Dad? Come on! Please? Yes!

100 Replies to “Sports Analogies – feat. Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend””

  1. Jus finished this episode I was so happy for Greg and then I realized what about Nathaniel And when he heard the conversation Rebecca was haveing OMG my heart broke a bit

  2. I still can't cope with the fact we're getting closer and closer to no more new songs, this is brilliant as ever! It also feels quite close to what SMF talked about in one of the interviews when he joined the cast – a classy, band genre. I think he auditioned with Fly Me to the Moon? Their voices work so well together too

  3. "We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer 'cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around, YEAH!"
    Beautiful. 😂😂😂

  4. I can safely say as an American man that I generally don't use Sport's Analogies and don't like any sport including soccer, so can't really relate to this one at all but hey still pretty catchy.

  5. This is awesome. Anyone see Scott put some body English into his shoulder doing the last stage cross at the end?

  6. I think this song is funny and well performed….but I'm hating the false dynamic of Josh and Nathaniel resolving things over "game night"…Ummm..Nathaniel tried to get Josh's sister kicked out of school, his father deported and plotted to murder his grandmother. I'm hating that the show is handwaving that. Josh has NO reason to EVER have a civil conversation with Nathaniel..much less get along with him……and Josh has done nothing to Nathaniel even except deservedly punching Nathaniel in the face..but the show presents them as simply "Not liking each other". I could not get past that enough to enjoy the episode. I'm tired of the show having Josh and Valencia just forgive HORRIBLE things without even a mere proper apology. It all just gets handwaved.

  7. Great song. I'm brazilian, I hate soccer but everyone loves it here. I liked the Greg talked to Rebecca and they are fine but I'm team Nathaniel so I'm a bit sad for him.

  8. I really want to see a “After everything I’ve done for you (Reprise 2)” where Josh, Nathaniel and Greg all confront Rebecca on everything they’ve done for her (That she didn’t ask for) in like a heated finale… That’s the Dream.

  9. Man! The songs just keep getting better and better! 🎼🎵🎶 Well done @racheldoesstuff and writers.
    So many of us are gonna be the saddest when this show ends. 😭

  10. I swear to god if Rebecca doesn’t end up with Nathaniel and ends up with fake-o Greg I’m going to be so mad I will fly down to the set and shake the writers until they FIX IT.

  11. 'Cuz soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around"
    Jesus…is that actually why the other football hasn't taken off here?!

  12. As a European guy football (not soccer!!!) and basketball are pretty much the only sports worth talking about, so this song was lost on me… catchy as hell tho

  13. THIS MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Totally keeping my eye on your shuttlecock fellas.

  14. A classmate was confused once, because her dad texted her with "el equipo gana" (The team is winning/will win eventually). She was like "The team is winning what? What team? What is he talking about…?"

    Sports analogies really go across borders

  15. My boyfriend scoffed at this song….then when they were playing Paula's game using nothing but sports analogies he called out 3 correct answers. It was hilarious.

  16. why is no one talking about when they turn around and they have two drinks and cigarettes in each hand, I lost it at that moment 😂

  17. I never realized until now that they start out with one drink and cigarette and then all of a sudden they have two 😂

  18. You know, sometimes I wondered when the show would end.
    Either when,
    1. The character arcs ran their course.
    Or
    2. When she ran out of genres and artists to parody.

  19. Is it just me or do Vinny and Scott have so much chemistry? Like, it wouldn’t really be in character for Josh & Nathaniel to get together but the actors have such a strong vibe…

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