Slay It, Don’t Spray It with Gwyneth Paltrow

Slay It, Don’t Spray It with Gwyneth Paltrow


-Wow! Fantastic.
Gwyneth, welcome to the show. -Thank you.
-Here’s how this works — we’re going to take turns trying
to sing well known songs, and we’re going to have
most of the lyrics in front of us on cue cards.
-Okay. -But when the music stops,
we’ll only see a blank, and it will be up to us to
finish the line correctly. -Oh, no.
-If you don’t get the lyrics exactly right, the microphone
in front of you will spray water in your face.
-What? -But if you can slay it and sing all the words
perfectly, then your opponent gets sprayed
in the face. And I’m really competitive and I love music, whoo!
-Oh, my God. -Sound good?
-No. -All right, perfect.
Let’s do it. First, let’s put on
our safety glasses, because safety is sexy. -Oh.
[ Laughter ] -Gwyneth, you are up first.
-Oh, God. -Go ahead, hit the button,
let’s see what song you get. [ Beeping ] “Girls Just Wanna –” No. “No Tears Left to Cry.”
-Oh, God! -Ariana Grande.
No, that’s a good one. That’s an easy one.
-I know, but I can’t sing. -No, do an– there you go. “Pickin’ it up
and pickin’ it up,” but then it gets really
confusing. -[ Sighs ]
[ Laughter ] -Well, there you go.
Whenever you’re ready. Roots, you want to start us off
with a little something? ♪♪ -One, two, three, four! -♪ Right now
I’m in a state of mind ♪ ♪ I wanna be in
like all the time ♪ ♪ Ain’t got no tears
left to cry ♪ ♪ So I’m pickin’ it up,
I’m pickin’ it up ♪ ♪ I’m lovin’, I’m livin’,
I’m pickin’ it up ♪ ♪ Oh, I just want you
to come with me ♪ ♪ We’re gonna
ba na sa ba — ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer, horn blows ] [ Laughter and applause ] -Oh, my goodness.
That was intense! Hey!
Who’s controlling the water? That was intense. Can we see it in slow motion?
‘Cause it was worth it. [ Laughs ] Oh, my…
[ Laughter ] Goggles…
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God. You are the best.
[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo.
You are the best for doing that. Thank you for playing this game.
This is fun. -I will just stop
at this game. I’m so bad with song lyrics.
-No, this is — This is perfect. Thank you for coming back to
the show, by the way. -Yeah. -All right, it was
“we’re on another mentality.” -I — uh, okay.
-Yeah. -All right. -It wasn’t “babada bada ba ba.”
[ Laughter ] It’s my turn. Here we go.
What am I doing here? Come on,
give me something good. Give me something good to eat!
Trick or treat! Come on! Ooh!
[ Beeping ] [ Audience gasps ] -What?
-Yeah, yeah, I know that one. [ Laughter ] [ Singing indistinctly ] Oh, God.
-Hang on. ♪♪ One, two, three, four… -♪ Oh, I’ve been shaking ♪ ♪ I love it
when you go crazy ♪ ♪ You take
all my inhibitions ♪ ♪ Baby, there’s nothing
holding me back ♪ ♪ You take me places that
tear up my reputation ♪ ♪ Manipulate masturbation — ♪ [ Laughter, buzzer ]
-Oh! [ Horn blows ] -This suit… [ Laughter and applause ] I didn’t know
how the game’s played. I thought I was doing well,
and I got — You wait for the blank.
I get it. You wait for the blank,
then you got to do the thing. ‘Cause I thought I had got it, and that’s benefit of the doubt
right there. All right.
Gwyneth, it’s your turn. -Oh, God.
-Gosh! All right, go ahead
and hit that button here. Let’s see a good one
that we all know and love. [ Laughs ] Come on, something we all
know the words to. Maybe the National Anthem.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Here we go. Here it comes.
[ Beeping ] Oh… -Oh! Jesus!
-That’s not bad! -No, but these songs are so
impossible to sing. -That’s classic.
That’s a classic. ♪ I’m a genie in a bottle ♪ ♪ Yada-dada-da ♪
Here we go. -Oh, thank you,
that was fantastic. ♪♪ -One, two, three, four! -♪ If you wanna be with me ♪
[ Cheering ] ♪ Baby,
there’s a price to pay ♪ ♪ I’m a genie in a bottle ♪ ♪ You got to rub me
the right way ♪ ♪ If you wanna be with me ♪ ♪ I can make your wish
come true ♪ ♪ Got to make a big
exception — ♪ Oh, my God!
[ Buzzer ] [ Laughter and applause ]
[ Horn blows ] -I thought you had that one!
I thought you had that one! I was waiting for it.
I go, “Oh, no!” You were doing too well.
-Oh! -I would never want
to see that again, but maybe one more time
in slow motion, please. ♪♪
[ Laughter ] I thought it was gonna
get me, dude. You faked me out. -Wait, I feel like we didn’t
watch your humiliation in slow motion.
-No, we don’t have time. -Oh, great. Of course. -Oh, here we go.
What am I doing here? Come on, give me
something good here. [ Beeping ] -Oh!
[ Audience gasps, applauds ] -You got this. You got this. -I said a hip hop —
Yeah, easy peasy. -Yeah.
-…verse. -No, that’s not fair.
Wait, stop, stop, stop. Already we’re starting on
a verse I never heard. -Huh?
-Huh? -“Have you ever went to
your friend’s house…” -Yeah. Yeah.
-Oh! -Yeah.
-Oh, you can just — Yeah, you can get close
to the mic. No way I’m — I’m not going to
get this one at all. -One, two… hang on. ♪♪ -Oh, my God. -One, two…
-The words. I can’t read the words.
-One, two, three… -♪ Have you ever went over
to a friend’s house to eat ♪ Sorry, sorry, sorry — Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop. -Stop what?
-Just stop the madness and let’s just —
just let me figure it out for two s–
[ Laughter ] Just — we have to figure it
out for two seconds, all right, man? -Wait. What?
-Sorry. I know I freaked out
a little bit, and I’m sorry
and I apologize. And that was just
unprofessional. [ Laughter ] All right, here we go. Ugh, I’m gonna get zapped
on this one. Here we go. ♪♪ Oh! -One, two…
-Here we go. -One, two, three… -♪ Have you ever went over to
a friend’s house to eat ♪ ♪ And the food just
ain’t no good? ♪ ♪ I mean the macaroni’s soggy,
the peas are mushed ♪ ♪ And the chicken tastes
like wood ♪ ♪ So you try to play it off
like you think by saying — ♪ [ Mumbles ] ♪ Then your
friend says — ♪ No, wait — -Oh!
[ Laughter ] [ Buzzer, horn blows ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheering continues ] [ Applause ] -Oh, my God!
-I was — -I was doomed —
I was doomed from the start. I kind of remembered that those
lyrics existed. And that was just harsh. You guys let me hang
on that one. Kept me hanging there. Oh, gosh, here we go.
All right, let’s try one more. -Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, this one’s a duet.
-Oh, great. -If we slay it, we’re safe.
-Oh, jeez. -But if either of us messes up,
we both get sprayed. [ Laughter, cheering ] Ready? We can do it.
Let’s go. [ Cheers and applause ]
All right, what is it? What is the — [ Beeping ] [ Cheering ] I think I got this. -Oh, I’m just so bad with —
I think I may. I don’t know.
We’ll see what happens. Oh, my God.
-What are you talking about? That’s not the team attitude. -Yes, we’re going to kill it!
We’re gonna slay it! -Yes, that’s what I’m
talking about! Roots! -One, two, three, four. -♪ My baby don’t mess around
because she loves me so ♪ ♪ And this I know for sure ♪ ♪♪ ♪ But does she really wanna ♪ ♪ But can’t stand to see me
walk out the door ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Don’t try to fight
the feeling ♪ ♪ ‘Cause the thought alone
is killing me right now ♪ ♪ Thank God for Mom and Dad ♪ -♪ Because mom’s the best — ♪
-♪ For sticking to together ♪ Aah!
[ Laughter ] [ Horn blows, buzzer ]
-That was on me. That was on me.
That was on me. That was on me.
I’m sorry about that one. But we had it up to that point.
Gwyneth Paltrow, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪ -The real champ — The real champ right there.

100 Replies to “Slay It, Don’t Spray It with Gwyneth Paltrow”

  1. 1:35 The music stopped before she made the mistake. Guess these things are rehearsed & decided beforehand.

  2. Gwyneth doesn't even remember being in Spiderman: Homecoming, I didn't expect her to get any right

  3. Does anyone else agree with me that when Jimmy puts his glasses on after saying “Safety is Sexy”, he kind of looks like a Kingsman Agent or someone who could be casted for Kingsman?

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