I hope you enjoyed the 2018 winter Olympics As much as this Sheila enjoyed beating her fucking drum And this fella enjoyed watching her beating her fucking drum Let’s have a look at what Shawn White did in the snowboarding he launches into a big fucking spinny move followed by hexagonal flippy move Then he takes a breather that’s understandable just a quick quick rest Oh there’s a McFucking Quadruple Twisty and he finishes with a McDizzy Spew Ya Guts Out Flippy Spinny Combo. What a fucking ripsnorter. That is a great pair of sunglasses. Oh he had on two pairs There’s some Australians trying not to stand out too much. Its hard though, It’s hard not to piss yourself with excitement When you get to watch athletes doing flippy spinny shit in nipple-freezing weather. It honestly is majestic as fuck Even when things don’t go as planned, Athletes can still make themselves look fair dinkum awesome This fella launched himself to Destination Fucked beautifully Seriously, I admire the commitment I need to send this man a care package filled with beer, and tim tams He deserved a Destination Fucked medal So does she. Yup she can have one This bloke gets one absolutely.
Bloody hell.. Beer and tim tams and ozzy man medals For everyone who trained hard and screwed the bloody pooch I’m not so good when it comes to signals But i would conclude that this woman likes this bloke. Anyway I’ve gotten an unwanted stiffy now. So i’m gonna watch the luge, to try and get rid of it. There is nothing more terrifying than the bloody luge.
Yup, yup blood is returning to my brain Meanwhile over at the curling. Here comes the deadliest stack from the games This one is just so gruesome to watch Back at the half pipe, Elizabeth Swanny launches into A bunny hop Followed by another bunny hop And then a massive Bunny hop. Yup another bunny hop And she finishes with a Bunny hop She can also go backwards Which i’d assume is pretty fucking hard to do. Anyway, overall the 2018 winter olympics was nicknamed ‘”The Peace Games” I think we all can get behind that message. Actually this is me favorite moment Bloody come up to the podium you wankers Don’t be shy Mum and dad want a group photo. Let’s fucking come together for a cheeky group photo to hang on the wall Those are great sunnies! Oh i forgot He had two pairs I forgot