Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #2

Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #2


Welcome back to another celebrating too early compilation. This bloke decides to pop a big bloody wheelie as he heads for the finish line. If this was a wheelie competition he’d be up there with the greatest, unfortunately, it’s a regular race and he’s lost. This bloke is on the home stretch. He thanks everyone for coming. Staff members are paid with high fives. Meanwhile, a focused athlete approaches, there’s a dodgy block, and the wanker holds onto victory. He’s like “yeah nah the race was done, it was done, just give us a hug and shut up about it.” Over at the cricket, he struck that well! It’s surely gonna be 4 runs. It’s going, it’s going, it’s going… No! It’s fucken gassed out. Piss poor cardio by the ball. In comes Mitchell Starc, he chucks it to the wickie, the batsmen are relaxing and that’s out! What a glorious fuck up by Team Pakistan. The Aussies are like
“good work, let’s go the pub for a beer and a chicken parmy with chips.” The only thing on the menu for Azhar Ali is a piece of humble pie. If there’s one sport where people usually celebrate too early, it’s Volleyball. It looks like this will be out, but this sheila says “Go go gadget leg” and she keeps it in. Her teammate pops it up aaaand blue team is fucked. The suspense of a penalty shot becoming a balls up is one of the greatest elements of soccer. He strikes it, goalie stops it! But he’s like “I put spin on it!” The goalie celebrates to a crowd of ten people. “look at the spin, look at the spin!” Yes, it’s a goal! I reckon he’s an underrated genius. He knew the goalie was an arrogant prick. He knew how to do a spinny shot. And that is perfection. Here’s a nice little putt. Why not point ya club like it’s a shotgun to celebrate. Oh shit idea! Shit idea! I am definitely all for audience engagement. But don’t fucken do it when there’s a fella with a determined face chasing you. Determined faces always win. That is sensational. He celebrates right on time just to rub it in. Kazaam the Genie is like “I’m gonna eat a spicy chip!” He takes a bite and reckons he can’t feel a thing. The Carolina Reaper is weak as piss apparently. “It’s nothing to me.” (Hahahaha) (coughing) No, he admits it now! He is fucked! He regrets all of his trash talking and runs away to chunder in the toilet. Oh dear me, more audience engagement. Taunting his opponents. Self-congratulatory fist pumps. Little does he know that was not the final lap. It is not time to head to the pub for a beer and a chicken parmy with chips. He refuses to face reality. Actually, I think cyclists give volleyball players a run for their money when it comes to celebrating too early. Hands go up aaaaand another dickhead bites the dust. Dun, dun, dun, another dickhead bites the dust. Aaand another one. Aaand another one. C’mon, run over the line. Just run over it casually. Nooo, don’t do a trick! He decided to do a trick. He’s broken his ankle. The other guy says “quit blocking the finish line.” He runs over it like a sensible person. Look at his face committed to doing the trick, he launches it, and there’s the fucken break. Staff members are like “you broke ya ankle, you broke ya ankle trying to do a trick! Hahahaha! That is classic!”

100 Replies to “Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #2”

  1. can someone interview them so that we can be like "So, how does it feel like to realize that you are not only not No.1 and the fact that you will be remembered in history even after you are dead that you were an arrogant loser? "

  2. I know this was a while back. But looking at that , 😨😱😲😫😭😢😭😭. Man that hurt my ankle. Damn shit fuck 😭😭😭😭

  3. I start watching your stuff and then your foul mouth opens people only use swear words when they lack the ability to find intelligent descriptive words try a commentary without the swearing and see what kind of reviews you get

  4. 0:23 If I was a ref/judge, I would rule that the early celebrator had lost since he physically hindered the other guy from crossing the line ahead of him. What a fucking wanker, that guy needs punched.

  5. Last Ironman episode is bullshit. These guys at the finish line were not about winning. Leaders reach finish line in about 8 hours. But not 13!!!

  6. Another dickhead bites the dust!
    Taan taaan taaaaaan 😂😂😂
    Ohh ozzzyyyy 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂
    You are hilarious and craaaazy you bleedy beautiful b*stard!

    Cheers mate 🙋🏻‍♂️
    Excuse the b*stard bit, not willing to piss you off or hurt you man.
    You make us all laugh our asses off you wanka 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. This kinda channel isn't really my thing. Today my bro showed me the Horse Girl video. That was 2 hours ago. I think I am in love with you now, Ozzy. You're the man of my dreams and I didn't even know..

  8. Learned 2 things from this video, never slow down till it's over, and I have no clue what the rules r for cricket

  9. You have crap liberal advertisement saying.. to get rid of the criminal Trump. Dumb thing is. No… crime happened.

  10. 1:02 The volleyball is the best one when sheela's go go gadget leg kicks it back in to there own court so her teammate could score the point. Didn't know that would be legal. Is it? I would of never thought to do that.

  11. 1:07 there was a net touch so the rules were violated and the white team should have received the point….but anyway fantastic rally:)

  12. I thought I was going to feel sorry for the 'celebrating too early' individuals however by the time I got to the end of the video…. they all deserved not to come 1st! 👎🤣

  13. That cocky runner who blocked the other runner deserves to be beaten to death… or at least punched in the face for obvious cheating.

  14. He was so exhausted after running a 125 mile marathon that he didn't have enough strength to jump higher than a cheeseburger. 🍔🤸‍♂️

  15. My brother celebrated to early, until I headbutted him for thinking he got away with it by stealing my old Yamaha RD400.

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