You know that old saying… …never meet your heroes? Well… …I did. And it was awesome! The Avengers were everything I imagined. Hello, San Francisco! Thor, Tony, check it out. At once. Try to keep up. You waiting? Yeah, obviously. Figured I’d let you catch up. Whoa! This just got a whole lot more interesting. Let’s make this quick. Thor, see if you can clear a path on the bridge. Aye. We got at least two dozen armed men out here. We need backup. You are not worthy. Tony, Thor,
what’s your status? There are mortals trapped. Lot’s of small, angry men with guns. Out of my way! Thor, thanks for the assist. You’ve got civilians trapped behind those barricades Understood stay behind me. I’ll deal with them. This should be fun Help me, please. Are you hurt? No, just stuck. Lucky for you, I am mighty. Thank you, Thor. Get to safety. Thor!
Thor, thank you! Stay down.
Help is on the way. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Thunder God. Who said you could have all the fun? Your turn. Gotta admit it,
that was pretty impressive. Surprised? Ooh, cocky.
I like that. Incoming! My turn. Fight’s not over, Stark. Hey, get back here. Just got confirmation,
a S.H.I.E.L.D. convoy was hijacked this morning. This from one of Mr. Fury’s
morning briefs I never read? Com on, Tony.
Those are important. Okay, whatever. Pulsar rockets? Glad Fury kept all my best tech in one place. Those rockets are going to destabilize the bridge. Yeah. I know.
I built the damn things. Cap, we should secure the Terrigen Crystal. If that thing gets hit… Already on it. Stay behind cover. All right. Which one of you
B-movie extras shot at me? Avengers, the convoy is carrying
classified S.H.I.E.L.D. prototypes. Fury is tracking down the full manifest. How’s the cat? Tell Fury I really love being shot at
with my own weapons. We’ll keep you updated.
And Goose is fine. Ah, I didn’t know you were listening to that part. You would think these idiots
would be running away by now. Can’t shake the feeling we’re playing catch-up. There’s something else going on here. What’s going on down there, Tony? Oh, nothing.
Everything’s just peachy. Just hoping these guys don’t have — I take it back. They’ve got Pulsar tech. Going for a ride, Cap? Someone’s initiated the security protocols. The Chimera’s autopilot has taken over. Smells like a heist. We’re heading back. Negative. Secure the bridge.
Those weapons can’t get into the city. Copy that. You’re up, Bruce. Tony, Thor… Got some of those flyers on me. Annoying little guys, aren’t they? On my way. You know, I was thinking today was gonna be more
fan clubs and funnel cakes. Focus, Tony. Avengers, talk to me. Those tanks are doing a number on the bridge. It could fall if we don’t take them out. Hurry up, big guy.
It can’t take much more punishment. Where’s big green? I got eyes on him. Hulk, bringing in the Quinjet for a landing. HULK SMASH! Your inventions are dangerous, Stark. Hey, those weapons were meant for the good guys. Is that supposed to be a joke? Not the time.
Get your heads in the game. Cap, what’s going on over there? Not sure, Nat.
Seems like the reactor’s malfunctioning. I’m getting strange readings on the monitors, like we’re being pulled to a heat signal in the bay. Down! Nat, it’s going to destroy the — Repeat that, Cap.
I’m having trouble hearing. Nat, do you read? All hands.
The Chimera is under attack. Evacuate the civilians. Fire in the hole! Go, go, go! He’s alone.
Take him down. Steve, do you read? Nat! Nat! We’re being cut off. Captain, we have a problem. The reactor won’t stabilize. The molecular structure is breaking down into a gas. It’s extraordinary. If you can’t fix the problem,
then get to safety. I’ve got the shepherd in my sights. Shepherd? Avengers, if you can hear me, the convoy
is transporting a highly lethal sonic disrupter bomb. Our enemies intend to detonate it within the city. The reactor. I repeat, a sonic distruptor bomb. Secure the asset at once. Papa, where are you?! Sonic bomb? Are you kidding me? I thought the UN outlawed those years ago. let’s have a look, shall we? Now, that is an entrance. Taskmaster. We need to get that detonator. If that bomb goes off,
it could liquefy everything within a ten-mile radius. Well, what are we waiting for? Tony, Thor, the cables. I’ll handle the freak with the detonator. Romanoff, from one
former S.H.I.E.L.D. agent to another…keep up. Been awhile, Masters. You get a haircut? The base of the bridge is secure. Guys, I’m getting these strange seismic readings. Tony, truck! Got it. Hungry? I’ll take this. You know, I was hoping to face you. Funny. I’ve never given you a second thought. Come and get it. Not so fast. Oh, did I break your little jet pack? Doesn’t matter.
I have this. Dammit.
Hand it over! Come and get it. Taking your usual notes? What? Oh, come on. The more I fight,
the more you learn, right? It’s called “photographic reflexes.” It’s called “unoriginal.” I’ve always wondered what
it would feel like to kill an Avenger. Keep wondering. Catch. So you’ve stolen your weapons from S.H.I.E.L.D. and your moves from my friends. And? That means I know just as much
about you as you do me. Your dance ends now. Must be frustrating,
always one step behind. You’re after the Chimera, aren’t you? What are you gonna do with it?
Sell it to the highest bidder? I’m after something much more valuable. Are you giving up? Not a chance! Where has your investigation left you? You’re not the brains behind this, and this smells like distraction. I’m done talking. Coward! What’s the matter?
Don’t like surprises? Fool. I’ll adapt. Can’t learn what you can’t see. Next time,
take better notes. Guess you saw that coming, huh? You think you’ve won? What the hell are you talking about? Look around, Romanoff. The world will remember this day, the day their heroes failed them. What’s happening here? The city’s collapsing. Dammit, they played us. Steve, can you hear me?
Get the hell out of there. Screw this. No. Some say they were set up. Others call them murderers. Do the Avengers pose a danger to society?
That was the question Bruce. That was the question. Well, we all lost something that day. But that’s not how this story ends.