LET’S PLAY FIFA!

LET’S PLAY FIFA!


Hey, that was a foul, you broke my neck! No I didn’t, otherwise the yellow man would have said “foul” Hey, that’s got to be a foul! You kicked my face! Shoot it! You’ve broken the game! Sorry Hi guys, welcome to “Let’s Play Games” This week Rosie and I are playing Fifa 2015 Rosie, what do you know about football? Right, nothing Which football tournament is played on clay? On clay? Uh huh On clay… Yeah Football tournament on clay… The world cup I’m in blue Ugh that’s my least favourite colour Oh can I change…? Right okay Is there a pink one? There’s not a pink- Why not? That’s sexism Men can wear pink I’ve got the ball! Yeah I know! I’ve got the ball! Which way- How do I know where my own goal is? You’re going right! Fuuuuuuck! Let’s go the other way How do you tackle?! How do you tackle?! Rose, how do I know where my- YES! YES! Right I’m gonna beat someone up Run, run… …run, shoot, shoot… Caught it. You never catch things Are you stupid? You’re red You just shot an own goal No, Rosie… Are you stupid? That’s your goal… You’re red No, I’m blue, you’re red Your goalie’s red, I know it’s confusing Everything’s small, it looks like tiny ants Fuck off They’re not very fast Fuck off! How do I-? Yes! Yes! Shit… it’s a foul Oh shit, I got a yellow card Shit! Why does it say “friendly” when you clearly just fouled me? Look, it’s replaying it What did you do? You tripped me up on purpose! You look like Niall from One Direction so… I don’t- I just don’t understand how they can run so slow Like I’m not being f- I’m not being a bitch but- Run faster Yeah, like, I thought you were professional atheletes Yeah, they’ve got to go forty five minutes, am I right? They can barely go a second Oh, that was a good save though, did you see that? Right in the bottom corner there… I wish you could go forty five minutes… Why are they not- they’re not very fast at running… No, I know, Tomb Raider runs faster Rosie, you just did a backwards kick, I was really impressed with that, actually I can do a backwards kick in real life Someone taught me once What’s tackle? You’d think I’d be a lot better at this game- Have you noticed I’m winning? No- Rosie, how are you winning?! You haven’t scored! Is that me or you? That’s me! I’m blue! Oh! That’s why I’m not doing it! I’m red! Right, now get the fuck out of the way you bitch Why do I keep kicking it the wrong wa- I just threw it over the line! Right, I kicked it over the line, you threw it back in and over the line again I think I’m getting better Genuinely I think I was just out of breath before Oh I hit the post! I hit the post! He’s so angry about it! Not being funny, he’s paid millions… It says Arsenal’s got six and Chelsea’s got zero- Shots on target -you’ve only got one- oh Shots on target, yeah, yeah What does that mean? It means that I’ve got six shots on target Pass it, you penis! Come on, straight in! Straight in! Straight in! Yes! It’s in! I did it! I scored! I scored! Is that it? Yes! Oh, it’s half time No, it’s only half time Do we get oranges? Game: So we reach half time, 1-0 the score with Arsenal leading Game: Chelsea ready and off and running… Right, I know exactly what I’m doing I’ve actually got a game plan now Yes! You scored an own goal! Oh my god! *whispered* Rosie, that was you… Oh… What? *sad piano music starts playing* What? I thought it was going towards the right goal… Oh I thought I’d just scored a goal… *the sound of Rose losing her shit* Er, okay, why’s my goal moved? Is it ’cause of half time? Do they swap sides? No-one told me the rules So I was like, “Yeah! I’ll take it to the goal!” I’m crying! Oh my god… *more of Rose losing her shit* I’m really upset by that actually Aww, no-one told me the rules about half time… …and then I did an own goal and thought I was winning Where the hell is sprint, no offence? Like, why- I know, like I said, I run faster in Tomb Raider and she’s got massive tits Uh, come on! Come on! Fuuuuck! So there you have it, that was Fifa 2015! What do you think of the game? Shit Okay, so, will we be playing it again? I think we will I think we can just practise a lot and get better Maybe we can practise a lot You’re gonna have to practice a lot… Yeah Alright guys, that was the video, I hope you liked it Make sure you like, comment and subscribe Comment in the comments below Tell us what you want to see us play There has been a slight mishap with The Sims I may have accidentally lost the game but don’t panic, okay! Don’t panic, I’m rebuilding everything with everybody in it In fact, it’s going to be more like LEZ play games Lez play games! We’re going to have lesbian Youtubers We’re going to have lesbian houses and we’re going to still be building in subscribers, so don’t you worry There is a delay but it’s coming back bigger and better than ever! Alright guys, take care, erm… …do life right… …and we will see you soon Alright, bye!

100 Replies to “LET’S PLAY FIFA!”

  1. Rosie: YASSSSS YOU SCORE OWN GOAL OH – MY- GOD
    Rose: Rosie that was you…
    Rosie: OHHH… WAAAAAAAAA? HAHAHAHAHAHA best part ever XD lol

  2. "It's half time, it's only half time"
    "Do we get oranges?"

    Idk y but that made me laugh harder then Rosie scoring her own goal 😂😂

  3. i know it's a bit late but i recently found out about your channel. so binge watching your videos. laughed at every videos. however, this video gave me an asthma attack for laughing so hard at rosie's own goal. such a cutie innocent.

  4. I know everyone has already said it BUT ROSIE'S OWN GOAL I AM CRYING!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahhahahahha But Rosie I do know how u feel cause I scored an own goal in an actual match once and I am the captain xD

  5. Since I'm from the US when you said football and you were playing soccer it made no sense. Also why does the US call it soccer? It makes no sense!!!!!!!!!

  6. 😂😂😂 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂 Rosie you are the best… dump Rose and marry me, I'll let you win and I will explain the rules BEFORE hahaha 😂😂😂 so funny… seriously both marry me, we can be like… a three-marrige or something.

  7. You made my afternoon. :') Realy, I needed to laugh and now I can not stop. Thank you. :') And please next time tell Rosie the rules :') :'(

  8. I know that feel I played actually played soccer when I was younger and I scored the winning point for the other team

  9. 3:40 You're not the only one who cries, Rose.. I think I lost every possible tear in my eyes at that particular moment. one of the funniest thing I've ever seen. DEAD

  10. I'm guessing from this that Rose is the one with basic skills and Rosie… well, need I say more?

  11. Rosie just did an almost baby voice so we'd feel for her… And it worked, cuz instead of laughing I got sad for her! Yep, playing with you guys might be worse than playing with my brother kkk

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