Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

(male announcer)
Teaching Center
is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome
to Teaching Center. I’m Boyd Maxwell,
with today’s top stories from the exciting world
of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement
by star English teacher Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans
across the nation into a frenzy. I’ve enjoyed my time
in Ohio very much, but I’m pleased to announce
that I’m taking my talents back to New York City.
Thank you very much. Apparently, PS431 has made Ruby
an offer she couldn’t refuse. $80 million guaranteed
over six years, with another $40 million
in incentives based on test scores. This salary puts her
right up there with Rockridge Elementary’s
Katie Hope and William Wu
out of– Colgate Magnet! All right, let’s take a look
at yesterday’s high school teacher draft
from Radio City Music Hall, where Central Rapids High, recipient of the worst
test scores last semester, made the first pick
that was no surprise to anyone. [all cheering] For the first pick,
Central Rapids High takes… calculus teacher Mike Yoast
from Tulsa Teacher’s College. [all cheering] (Key)
And just like that,
you’re a millionaire. Ha ha. (Peele)
Mike Yoast
is an unbelievable story, his father living
from paycheck to paycheck as a humble
pro football player. Kid was a natural mathlete. You know he’s gonna buy
his mom a house. – Oh, you know this.
– Oh, there’s no way – around that.
– [laughs] You owe your mom.
[laughs] (announcer)
Today’s highlight of the day
is brought to you by the 100% Black Angus Beef
Thickburger on a fresh-baked bun
from Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Now it’s time
for the highlight of the day. [rock music] Star history teacher
Ashley Ferguson has been running up them test scores
over at Vinz Clortho High. – Okay.
– Whoo. Confederate forces
fired first. Can anyone tell me
where this battle took place? Now, look at this. She looks left,
then right, looks past the students
with their arms up in the air, – spots Max near the back…
(Key) Whoo. Sees that even though his hand
isn’t up, he’s engaged. Max? It was Fort Sumter? That’s right. Oh, come on.
See what she did there? She’s bringing a introvert
into the discussion, y’all. That’s a teacher of the year
play right there. That’s right, Boyd.
You know, the confidence gained by Max by answering
that question correctly will enhance his performance
throughout the rest of the year. No doubt.
Coming up after the break, Mayfield Prep trades
French teacher Janeane Lowe to Skyline High
for a head librarian and two lunch ladies
to be named later. And we’ll get the inside scoop
on the impending – teacher’s strike that could…
– Uh-oh. Cripple the season. Next up,
on Teaching Center. Whoo. [rock music] [dramatic music] (Ruby voice-over)
Strength courses through me. I am velocity. I am power. [school bell ringing] ♪ ♪ I am a leader,
a believer. ♪ ♪ I am the force that guides. ♪ ♪ I am the gateway
to what is possible, the path to the future. I am the future. ♪ ♪ (male announcer)
The all-new 2015 6 Series
is here.

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – TeachingCenter”

  1. Behold, the future that we could have if we weren't dumping our taxes into a bloated military and giving billionaires tax cuts.

  2. That's… actually what should have been done dozen of years ago. I usually laugh heartely in your clips, but man you just hit it right on the money 😐

  3. That was honestly the best question throw to that introvert over there. Probably the highlight of the season. I wonder what the average of that kid is.

  4. This would elevate the Mary Kay Letourneau's and William Vahey's of the world to a whole new level of scandal.
    Imagine teachers suspected of pedophilia that are protected by the justice system in a manner similar to how it protected Leonard Little (St. Louis Rams, 1998), and only punished him with "shock incarceration" (90 days in jail), 4 years of probation, and 1000 hours of community service for a drunken driving fatality. The NFL suspended him from playing in 8 games.

  5. I think athletes still deserve to make good money but this is honestly how our teachers sould be trwated we should be looking and fighting for the very best teachers

  6. "Mayfield Prep trades French teacher Janene Low to Skyline High for a head librarian and 2 lunch ladies to be named later…"???

    How do you make this stuff up??

  7. If they really do this, there should also be a teachers G league and only few hundreds of teachers can make it to the millionaires lol, talk about quality over quantities

  8. We're so obsessed with the careers and stats of sports players, following their every move play by play. Why not do it with another random profession and see how ridiculous that is? hehe

  9. Bringing an introvert into the play.
    Ooooooo!!! So thats why those assholes always pick the student who doesnt raise their hand

  10. I really liked this. I wish we gave teachers this kind of attention. They deserve it. If you can read this, thank a teacher!

  11. Teachers are overrated and provide no critical thinking skills

    Hence this video

    Go work the 3 months you're off and you'll have more money and can stop scamming people.

  12. This kind of happens in India for physics and math teachers, it doesn't happen on TV but there are bidding wars amongst schools and coaching centers. Also the A grade students are rockstars and Sundar Picchai is our Jimmy Hendrix…I am not kidding

  13. If only we made that much
    That’d be both unsettling (where is all the money being generated? Do our students pay us back from their future incomes?) and unbelievably awesome

  14. It really says something about us all when the reality presented by a couple of comedians in a sketch show is leaps and bounds better than what we have.
    And the crazy part is that although everyone seems to agree, nothing changes.

  15. ?? This would all make sense in a distant alternate reality
    Who else keeps finding new Key and Peele skits? these guys truly inspired me to do skits on YouTube and hopefully make it to Comedy Central like them??

  16. This is great comedy, but man wouldn't it be nice if there was a little bit of reality in this too! The quality of kids and the future generations would pay for itself so many more times than it cost.

  17. We need this in real world…. We really underappreciated teacher…. We value unintelligent celebrity more than people who show us the path of our life

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