Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored


– all: OH!
– WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN,
YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO
LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI. – WITH THIS BANDANA,
I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. – YO. HOLD UP. – OH…KAY. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – HEY.
CARLITO. UH, I WAS JUST WELCOMING EDUARDO
INTO THE GANG. – WHY?
WHO HE? WHAT HE DID? – HE’S–HE’S CRAZY, MAN. WE–WE WERE THINKING
THAT THE GANG NEEDS A CRAZY GUY. – YEAH, YEAH, MAN.
THIS GUY IS LOCO. SHOW HIM, EDUARDO. LOCO! – THAT’S MUY LOCO. – LOCO.
HUH? – NO, NO.
I’M THE LOCO ONE IN THIS GANG. – WHAT?
OKAY, OKAY. – CHECK THIS OUT. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
QUACK-QUACK. I’M A DUCK. I’M A CRAZY DUCK. – NO–CARLITO.
– QUACK. – CARLITO, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF
LOCO, OKAY? THAT’S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
ZAINY. OR–OR GOOFY. – YEAH.
– IT’S THE WRONG KIND OF LOCO. – YOU WANT TO SEE LOCO? – CARLITO.
YOU’RE NOT CRAZY. YOU’RE LIKE, UH, THE QUIET ONE. – I’M NOT QUIET. I NEVER BE CAUGHT
BEING QUIET. IN FACT, I’M ALWAYS LOUD.
CHECK IT. AHH. – OKAY.
OKAY. THAT WAS WEIRD. THAT WAS–WERE YOU YELLING? – I’LL SHOW YOU LOCO RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, YO. – CARLITO, NO.
– OH, MY GOD. – CARLITO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS,
HOMES. – I GOT TILIKUM ON MY UNDERWEAR. THAT’S THE BLACK FISH. I’M NAKED,
AND I DON’T EVEN CARE. – CARLITO, YOU GOTTA
PULL ‘EM UP, OKAY? THERE’S, LIKE, CHILDREN
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, OKAY? – OKAY.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT NINE PUNCH CARDS
FROM FROYO UNIVERSE, EACH WITH A ONE STAMP IN IT. EVERY TIME I GET A FROYO,
I GET A NEW CARD. – CARLITO, THAT’S JUST BEING
CAVALIER WITH YOUR FINANCES INSTEAD OF COLLECTING
YOUR FREE DESSERT. I MEAN, THAT’S NOT LOCO. THAT’S JUST, LIKE,
FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. – I MIGHT NOT BE LOCO,
BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS LOCO? MY FRIEND MR. BASURA-HEAD. – HE’S DUMPING THE GARBAGE. – HI, I’M THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN HERE. – CARLITO.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? – QUE? – CARLITO. OKAY. CARLITO…YOU DON’T HAVE
TO DO THIS, OKAY? IT’S NOT NECESSARY.
YOU’RE NOT THE LOCO ONE. – CHECK THIS OUT. DER.
I FEEL–YEAH, I’M CRAZY. I’M THE LOCO ONE. – CARLITO, PLEASE DON’T DO
IT AGAIN. – OHH! – CARLITO, STOP. – I’M IN TOO DEEP. – THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THE
BRITISH VERSION OTHE OFFICE.LIKE, IT’S FUNNY, BUT AWKWARD
AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME. – YES. – OH! – WELL, I THINK I JUST PROVED
THIS BOTTLE IS UNBREAKABLE. [glass shattering] – CARLITO.
YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. – LOOK AT THIS. – NO.
NO, NO, NO, CARLITO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? – I DON’T KNOW. I’M TOO CRAZY. OH! – CARLITO,
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? THAT WAS LOCO,
BUT NOT IN A ENTERTAINING WAY. – OKAY. – OKAY. – CARLITO, PUT DOWN THE GUN,
HOMES. – OH, DON’T YOU FEAR. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– PUT THE GUN DOWN. – THE CRAZY, CRAZY ONE IS HERE. – CARLIT–STOP!
– PUT IT DOWN. – OH, MY STAPLE HAND. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– DON’T DO THAT. – I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.
– CARLITO, STOP TWIRLING IT. – LOCO, LOCO, LOCO.
WHERE SHE STOPS? NOBODY KNOW–CO-OH. – FUCK! CARLITO, YOU JUST
SHOT EDUARDO IN THE HEAD! – NOW I’M THE MOST LOCO
IN THE GANG? – YES, CARLITO,
BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, YOU’RE THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN THE GANG. – YES. – all: OH! – LOCO! – HE CAUGHT THE BULLET.
ORALE! HE CAUGHT THE BULLET
IN HIS TEETH! – LOCO! – THAT’S THE MOST LOCO-EST THING
I EVER SEEN! – all: NO, NO!
[gun shot]

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored”

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  2. "Carlito..you… You're not crazy, you're like uuhh.. The quiet one." "I'm not quiet, I never be caught being quiet, in fact I'm always loud, check it…..äääää!" "Ok, ok datwas wheird" hmmph, my bleeding eardrums disagree with you good sir. 🤔

  3. One of the many reasons I love Key and Peele is that they haven't (yet) tried to cash in on these skits (and ruin them) by turning them into full-length movies, like SNL always has. Carlito, the proud but idiotically self-destructive gangster, is a perfect example. If it were SNL, they would be trying to produce a "Carlito" movie, which of course would suck. These skit characters don't need a ninety-minute plot or back story. Key and Peele created countless hilarious and original characters, and they are happy to remain forever hilarious in these perfectly conceived and executed sketches.

  4. They say the name wrong, it should be "Carlitos" with an S at the end because that's the diminutive form of the name "Carlos" (Charles in English).

  5. Wait isn't that recruit the guy from Breaking In… Like the crazy one who was the killer and barely cared about the money

  6. I just love the fedora dude's reaction to Carlito's antics. He's just so horrified and shocked despite being in a gang.

  7. The UK version of the Office (the original) is lightyears ahead of the US rip off in terms of subtlety, depth and social commentary. The US version is basically simpleton slapstick comedy…but hey, that's America for you.

  8. Repeating same joke from the clip from above for likes is getting rampant …. guys we already saw the skit seconds ago……………pssss

    “My friend mr basura head” then runs into wall
    Hahahhahahaaaaa .

  9. Carlito: "this bottle is unbreakable!"

    * throws the bottle away *

    * the bottle breaks into pieces *

    Carlito: 😔

  10. Having Tilikum on your underwear isn't loco. If you purchased them from a support group then it was very charitable, otherwise it is irresponsible to use the abuse of animals as a fashion statement.

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