Kate Upton’s S.I. Swimsuit Edition Cover Lacks Actual Swimsuits

Kate Upton’s S.I. Swimsuit Edition Cover Lacks Actual Swimsuits


>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. FOLKS, THIS WEEK, MY NEXT GUEST
IS THE COVER FOR THE “SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE” FOR
THE THIRD TIME. PLEASE WELCOME KATE UPTON! ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )>>HI!>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: SO IT’S NOT JUST
ONE COVER THIS TIME. IT’S THREE COVERS.>>THREE COVERS.>>Stephen: NOW, I WANT TO GO
OVER THESE COVERS HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN A COUPLE OF
THINGS TO ME. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: I DON’T
UNDERSTAND– I DON’T UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT BUT I’M SURE
YOU HAVE THE INSIDE SCOOP. SO YOU HAVE THREE COVERS SO IT’S
SIX COVERS ALL TOGETHER.>>I’M NOT SURE THEY’RE COUNTING
IT LIKE THAT –>>Stephen: THEY’RE COUNTING.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: I’LL TALK TO THE
JUDGES AFTERWARDS. HERE’S ONE OF THE THREE COVERS
RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU GO. THERE’S ONE OF THE COVERS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. WHERE WAS THIS SHOT?>>IN FIJI.>>Stephen: IN FEEJ GEE YEAH.>>Stephen: HAD YOU BEEN TO
FIJI BEFORE?>>NO, IT WAS MY FIRST TIME. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
THERE. I WAS ABLE TO GO SNORKELING THE
FIRST DAY. I HAVE TO SAY IT WASN’T A BAT
BAD SHOO.>>Stephen: NO, PRETTY NICE. I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT YOU
HAVE A NECKLACE AROUND YOUR NECK, AND A NECKLACE AROUND YOUR
WAIST. THERE IS NO BATH BATHING SUIT
INVOLVED IN THIS SHOOT AT ALL.>>YES. WHICH I GUESS IS WEIRD SINCE
IT’S A SWIMSUIT MAGAZINE. IT’S REALLY FOR THE FASHION. THIS MAGAZINE IS REALLY FOR THE
FASHION.>>Stephen: EXACTLY. HERE’S ONE, THIS ONE, THERE’S A
LITTLE BIT MORE.>>YOU DON’T WEAR A JACKET TO
THE BEACH.>>Stephen: I ALWAYS WEAR A
JACKET TO THE BEACH. I ALWAYS WEAR A MAD DORJACKET IN
CASE A BULL CHARGES ME. YOU HAVE A BATHING SUIT BOTTOM
ON THERE.>>YES.>>Stephen: THIS ONE I
PARTICULARLY LIKED. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, THINGS
REALLY GO OFF THE RAILS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YELL WL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A ONE-PIECE, SO LOTS OF COVERAGE.>>Stephen: IT IS. YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT UP THOSE
PLASTIC SODA CAN RINGS BEFORE YOU TOSS THEM OUT. YOU LOOK LIKE– YOU LOOK
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BUT A LITTLE BIT LIKE A SEA TURTLE
THAT GOT SWEPT UP IN A FISHING NET. FANTASTIC. I WANT TO POINT SOMETHING OUT. THESE ARE THREE ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL COVERS.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: I WOULD NOT LOOK
NEARLY AS GOOD IN ANY OF THESE OUTFITS. BIT DO WANT TO POINT OUT, HERE
WE GO– HERE WE GO– HERE’S ONE OF YOUR COVERS. THIS IS THE AD ON THE BACK OF
“SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.” THIS CHEST OF DRAWERS IS WEARING
MORE BATHING SUIT THAN YOU ARE ON THE BACK.>>WELL, YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS MORE
COVERAGE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.>>Stephen: WELL, I HAVE A
QUESTION ABOUT MODELING.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: BECAUSE I DON’T
KNOW A LOT ABOUT MODELING. YOU, OBVIOUSLY ARE, BLESSED WITH
EXCELLENT BONE STRUCTURE AND– BUT THERE’S A LOT OF WORK THAT
GOES INTO MODELING AS WELL. YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOURSELF FIT. YOU HAVE TO KNOWING IN SMG ABOUT
KEEPING YOUR COMPOSE NUR ALL SITUATIONS. WHAT’S THE HARDEST THING TO DO? LIKE, WHAT’S THE HARDEST
SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN WHERE YOU HAVE TO SORT OF KEEP YOUR
COMPOSURE AND MODEL?>>I GUESS THE HARDEST SHOOT
I’VE EVER BEEN ON IS PROBABLY WHEN I WENT TO ANTARCTICA WHICH
WAS MY LAST COVER WITH “SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.”>>Stephen: I REMEMBER THAT. I THINK WE HAVE– OKAY, YEAH,
THIS IS– THIS IS YOU IN ANTARCTICA.>>ANOTHER GREAT PLACE TO WEAR A
BIKINI.>>Stephen: RIGHT, EXACTLY. WHY DID YOU GO TO ANTARCTICA? JUST FOR THE PENGUINS.>>WELL, THAT YEAR’S MAGAZINE
THEME WAS TO GO TO ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS WEARING A BIKEEN
NEALL SEVEN CONTINENTS. AND I WAS THE LUCKY MOD WHOLE
GOT TO GO TO ANTARCTICA.>>Stephen: SO SOMEONE–
SOMEONE WENT TO FIJI THAT YEAR, TOO.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Stephen: AND YOU WENT TO
ANTARCTICA.>>I REALLY ENVIED THEM.>>Stephen: YOU ARE ENGAGED TO
JUSTIN VERLANDER OF THE DETROIT TIGERS.>>YES.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.>>THANK YOU!>>Stephen: NOW DO, THEY, WHEN
SOMEONE SAY SUPER MODEL DO THEY JUST GO HARVEST AN ATHLETE AND
DELIVER HIM TO YOU? “LET’S GET YOU SOMEBODY GOOD. HAVE VERLANDER WASHED AND
BROUGHT TO HER TENT.”>>YES! THAT’S EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENS.>>Stephen: SO ARE YOU ALSO
SPORTY? BECAUSE GUYS WHO ARE INTO SPORTS
PROBABLY NEED SOMEBODY SPORTY. DO YOU HAVE A SPOFORT YOUR OWN?>>YES, I WAS ACTUALLY A
COMPETITIVE HORSE BACK RIDER.>>Stephen: SO YOU COULD
OUTRIDE HIM.>>HE’S TERRIFIED OF HORSES.>>Stephen: FOR GOOD REASON,
THEY’LL GIANT AND THEY’LL BITE YOU.>>DON’T BE ON HIS SIDE ABOUT
THIS. HE’S SCARED.>>Stephen: THEY COULD TRAMPLE
HIM TO DEATH.>>DOUBTFUL.>>Stephen: THEY COULD! YOU’RE NOT SCARED OF HORSES AT
ALL?>>NO. THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS. THEY’RE VERY HEALING.>>Stephen: WHO CAN SMELL
FEAR.>>YEAH, AND THEY SMELL IT —
>>Stephen: THEY CAN SMELL FEAR. WELL, I KNOW THE WEDDING– WHEN
IS THE WEDDING, BY THE WAY GIDON’T KNOW.>>Stephen: YOU HAVEN’T SET A
DATE? OH, YOU’VE GOT TO NAIL HIM DOWN. YOU’VE GOT TO NAIL HIM DOWN. WELL, YOU JUST POACHTED THIS–
DO YOU MIND IF I SHOW THIS?>>YES YOU.>>Stephen: JUST POSTED THIS,
AND IT IS YOUR WEDDING NOTES, AND IT SAYS, “THIS IS @JUSTIN
VERLANDER AND ME PLANNING OUR WEDDING. FUN! PARTY! DOWN HERE IT SAYS, “TEQUILA? FOOD?”
I’VE HAD A WEDDING. I CAN RECOMMEND FOOD BEFORE THE
TEQUILA OR ELSE JUSTALD THE WORD “FIST FIGHT” AT THE BOTTOM OF
IT.>>I THINK WE WERE MORE
WONDERING WHAT FOOD, WHAT TEQUILA.>>Stephen: THERE’S DEFINITELY
GOING TO BE TEQUILA?>>DEFINITELY.>>Stephen: LIKE SHOTS?>>I HEAR WEDDINGS ARE VERY
STRESSFUL. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: ESPECIALLY IF
YOU’RE HAMMERED ON TEQUILA. WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THE
WEDDING. I’M SURE IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL,
WHENEVER IT IS.>>YEAH, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: TELL HIM TO STAY
AWAY FROM THE HORSES AND CONGRATULATIONS OGZ YOUR COVERS.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.>>Stephen: THE “SPORTS
ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE” IS
AVAILABLE NOW

98 Replies to “Kate Upton’s S.I. Swimsuit Edition Cover Lacks Actual Swimsuits”

  1. Let me preface this with, I love women, I have two girlfriends that are way hotter than Kate Upton. I just don't understand what the appeal is about her. She does not seem to be terribly smart and her body is about average, it doesn't look like she puts much effort into being fit… I realize I sound like a sexist asshole but she could be a lot hotter and smarter if she put some effort into it.

  2. lovely Kate 🙂
    what's with this Stupid Stephen Colbert!! what an idiot!
    he can't really make a good interview with his guests smh

  3. Not sure about the tequila. I'd think I'd like to be stone cold sober so I could enjoy every moment of the wedding night with Kate once we hit the sheets!

  4. If she didn't have them boobs she would be much of nothing cause she's really not that great looking..

  5. She is darling and beautiful.  Yeah, it takes a lot of work and combine that with being blessed with incredible beauty.  Go Kate!

  6. She should be breast feeding on the next SI cover. Just to accentuate the rediculousness of sexual politics in the US.

  7. I honestly don't understand the obsession with Kate Upton (or the Kardashians for that matter). Personally, I prefer the Victoria Secrets models. Different brands wants different things I guess. VS just seem classier in my opinion.

  8. Stephen's usually pretty on-point when it comes to the metaphors, but I just can't see Kate Upton as a sea-turtle… 😛

  9. You know you miss Craig Ferguson when another host says "you can outride him" and there's no reaction from anyone on set.

  10. Stephen Colbert problem with swimsuit edition is it objectifies women. My problem with the swimsuit edition is it objectifies women….. and they bitch and whine about its knock on effects whilst taking all the fame and fortune

  11. How does he never glance at the breasts of the beautiful female guests he gets? I would probably do it without realising I do, as I'd be concentrated on the interview.

  12. Why would many people call her fat? they are nuts, she has the right curves and fat at the right places unlike those typical "hanger figure" supermodels

  13. she reminds me of average girls from high school. in that sense, good for her, not trying to take anything away. i just don't get it

  14. …Aaaand now we know why modeling is about taking photographs of people, and not listening to them being interviewed.

    Pretty to look at, a snoozefest conversationally.
    I wouldn't want to be her when she hits middle / old age. Best case scenario, she realizes she was never interesting to begin with. Worst case scenario, she thinks she's gotten less interesting over time and feels even worse about that.

    Oh well.

  15. Why is it always no top? The feminists would be quaking in their boots if they met this poor child.

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