Jim Jefferies Doesn’t See The Point In Bombing Australia

Jim Jefferies Doesn’t See The Point In Bombing Australia


MY NEXT GUEST IS AN AUSTRALIAN
COMEDIAN WITH A LOT TO SAY ABOUT AMERICA. PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF “THE
JIM JEFFERIES SHOW,” JIM JEFFERIES! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) JIM JEFFERIES, RIGHT THERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WELCOME.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
ON. “THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW”
TUESDAYS ON COMEDY CENTRAL, I’M FAMILIAR WITH THEIR WORK. IT’S A NEW POLITICAL COMEDY
SHOW. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR
JOKES ABOUT THEIR POLITICS, REALLY, JIM JEFFERIES?>>I FEEL LIKE THEY MIGHT. I’M THE FIRST POLITICAL COMEDY
SHOW. THERE WAS JOHN OLIVER, YOU,
SAMANTHA BEE, TREVOR. I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN’T
COME FROM “THE DAILY SHOW.”>>Stephen: WOW, WHAT A
REFRESHING CHANGE OF PACE.>>IT’S WEIRD BEING AUSTRALIAN
BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR NEWS FROM
AUSTRALIANS. IF YOU HAVE A JOHN OLIVER OR YOU
OR MILLIE BOBBY BROWN READ SOMETHING, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT’S
GOT AN AUTHORITY TO IT.>>Stephen: WELL, I WOULD SAY
AMERICAN ACCENTS ARE FAMILIAR TO US AND ENGLISH ACCENTS SOUND
SMART TO US. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE AUSTRALIAN
ACCENT –>>THIS IS THE THING, IF THERE
WAS A FIRE IN BUILDING NOW AND A BRITISH ACCENT SAID THERE’S A
FIRE IN THE BUILDING, PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING, YOU WOULD
GET UP AND RUN. IN MY VOICE, IT’S, THERE’S A
FIRE, EVERYONE, EVERYONE — YOU’RE IN A LOT OF DANGER — YOU
WOULD BE, LIKE, OH, HE’LL BE OKAY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: LIKE YOU’RE
INVITING US TO A PARTY. THERE’S A FIRE, EVERYONE. COME ON.>>YEAH, YOU’RE PROBABLY COOKING
A SHRIMP SOMEWHERE.>>Stephen: THAT’S YOUR
IMPRESSION OF AN AMERICAN DOING AN IMPRESSION OF AN AUSTRALIAN.>>YES, IT’S ME AN IMPRESSION OF
YOU DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF MYSELF DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF
ME.>>Stephen: YOU CALL THEM
PRAWNS.>>CALL THEM SHRIMP. WE HAD ONE AD CAMPAIGN WITH
HOGAN WHERE HE SAID IMP SH RICH AND NOW WE SAY, THROW THE SHRIMP
ON THE BARBIE THING.>>Stephen: THE MAN IS A
NATIONAL TREASURE. YOU PUMP YOUR BRAKES.>>MAYBE HE’S A NATIONAL
TREASURE, BUT NOT AUSTRALIAN. LIVE PAUL HAGAN.>>Stephen: I DON’T BELIEVE
YOU ANYMORE THAN THE FIRE. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU GUYS IN AUSTRALIA ARE MUCH MORE CLOSE TO NORTH KOREA THAN
WE ARE.>>YEAH BUT WHAT’S THE PURPOSE
OF BOMBING AUSTRALIA? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF
THAT? ( LAUGHTER )
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE KOREAN MISSILES CAN REACH L.A. AND CHICAGO. I DID A LITTLE JOKE ON LAST
TUESDAY’S SHOW ABOUT, HEY, DIVE BOMBERS, WE CAN BE RESILIENT AS
AMERICANS, WE CAN GET BY THIS. I SAID IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE
GOING TO BOMB RENO. I DID A LITTLE REVERSE
PSYCHOLOGY, I AID, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T BOMB RENO! I SAID DON’T BOMB THESE
COORDINATES AND I SAID THE COORDINATES.>>Stephen: OF RENO, NEVADA? THIS IS THE WHOLE THING, YOU
HAVE A LEGAL DEPARTMENT. EVERY TIME YOU WRITE A JOKE, A
LAWYER LOOKS AT THE JOKE.>>Stephen: YEAH, BECAUSE
LAWYERS KNOW FUNNY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>THE LAWYER FOR COMEDY CENTRAL SAID ARE YOU JUST GIVING EXACT
COORDINATES OF RENO? COULD YOU GIVE 40 MILES OUTSIDE? BECAUSE IF NORTH KOREA BOMBS
RENO, YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE. ( LAUGHTER )
SO WE GOT IT 40 MILES OUTSIDE. I’M PROBABLY BLOWING UP AREA 51.>>Stephen: OR CARSON CITY. THE OPTION I WAS GIVING RENO
WAS DIE INSTANTANEOUSLY. NOW IT’S GOING TO BE A SLOW
DEATH WHICH IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE IN RENO GO THROUGH ANYWAY.>>Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH. THIS IS A FUN CHAT, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: IT IS. YOU STARTED OFF IN STAND-UP. AMERICANS, STAND-UPS, A LOT OF
DRIVING, GIGS ON THE ROAD. SAME THING IN AUSTRALIA?>>IT IS. BUT WE ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF
20 MILLION. SO SYDNEY HAS TWO COMEDY CLUBS,
NOT A LOT OF STAGE, SO YOU HAVE TO GO INTO THE COUNTRY A BIT. I STARTED DOING RUNS OF GOLD
MINING TOWNS IN AUSTRALIA WHICH ARE VERY INTERESTING PLACES. EVERYONE IS DOING A LOT OF
MONEY. NINE MEN TO EVERY WOMAN IN EVERY
ONE OF THESE TOWNS.>>Stephen: YOU DIG AT A GOLD
MINING TOWN?>>A BIG HOLE —
>>Stephen: IT’S LIKE LATE 19th CENTURY.>>YOU HAVE COAL MINERS, TRUMP
HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT HIM A BIT. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE
THING OF COAL MINERS LOSING THEIR JOBS. THEY’RE ALREADY MINERS, JUST DIG
FOR SOMETHING ELSE. HOW LONG IS THIS REFRESHER
COURSE? ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: YO YEAH. YOU START OFF WITH, OKAY,
YOU’RE A DIAMOND MINER NOW, SO YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BLACK AND
DUSTY. NOW LOOK FOR SHINY. COURSE DONE. YOU GO INTO THE GOLD MINUS IN
AUSTRALIA AND IT’S NINE MEN TO EVERY WOMAN. YOU GO INTO THE BARRACKS OF THE
MEN AND SO IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A GAY BAR, THEY HAVE A FEMALE
BARTENDER AND SHE’S TOPLESS. IT WILL BE A NORMAL BAR AND THEN
THEY’LL SAY WE’VE GOT (BLEEP) OVER THERE, IT’S FINE.>>Stephen: WOW. I WENT THERE TO DO A GIG WHEN
I WAS 23 IN A GOLD MINING TOWN AND I HAD SEX WITH THE ONE
SINGLE GIRL. WORD GOT AROUND PRETTY QUICK. A LOT OF MINERS SAID, I HAVE
BEEN WORKING ON HER FOR YEARS. I DON’T REMEMBER HER NAME AND
I’M SURE SHE’S HAPPY, IF YOU’RE WATCHING. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: “THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW” AIRS TUESDAYS ON COMEDY
CENTRAL. JIM JEFFERIES, EVERYBODY. BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE WITH

100 Replies to “Jim Jefferies Doesn’t See The Point In Bombing Australia”

  1. 01:55 Jim is annoyed by the shrimp/prawn thing, imagine how Native Americans feel about being called Indians.

  2. America must have some really poor standards when a bum like Jim Jefferies who was a rejected in Australia can have his own show in the US .

  3. Hey Jim,

    When will you be contacting Avi Yemini. Until you do, you’re a sell out and Aussie don’t support you.
    M

  4. What does Stephen has in common with Pinocchio? I'm not sure but it has to do with a wooden shaft up Stephen's rear end. The body of a dead english man has more life in it then him.

  5. Prawns we eat, shrimp go on the fken hook mate. The Asians do fking up the Murray Darling River system. Peace to All from Aussie Wayne

  6. The reason Paul Hogan called prawns "shrimp" was because it was for an Australian Tourism campaign that was aimed at getting more Americans to come to Australia. So he said it as a Joke!

  7. Great impression of a meeting between Dumb and Dumber.
    Another drunken Mel Gibson yet to get exposed…at least Gibson meant it when he said "freedom".
    Jefferies talks like an ACTUAL anti-American…yet Trump is the bad guy.

  8. Having an Aussie not swear is like having a black person not talk about race
    It’s just weird and is there really a point?

  9. Jimmy WANKER tell us about the dingo that ate the MUSLIM baby and vomited
    Lakemba mosque has a fatwa on you DICK HEAD

  10. Jeffrey's, you low CUNT that's why Australia fucked you off
    America you could do much better than this grub

  11. The gold mine joke. Didnt danny bhoy make the exact same joke 10+ years ago. Probably gigged in the same mining town 😂

  12. I don't see the point either. However talking about Bombing, it was funny when Jim bombed out after Avi Yemini proved him to be a lying POS. 🖕

  13. Stephen had absolutely no clue how to interact with Jim and sometimes that can be hilarious to see a person so out of their depth.
    It wasn't this time.
    Jim's cool though, love his show.

  14. This interview happened a couple of months before the #MeToo movement! The end comment would be difficult now… oh!!!!!

  15. I have an idea for a show.
    We send an American to Australia as a political comedian to rip that arbitrary racist prison colony a new a-hole.

  16. Im Australian and if Jim Jeffries ever comes back to Australia I dont think its going to be good for his health, almost everyone hates him and a lot want to see him dead.
    !!!Dont come back!!!

  17. Colbert is such a useless host. Ignoring all Political positions, he just isn’t a good host.

  18. I'm a bit curious about this.. I think Colbert is funny. But, is he only funny when he has a script? As in, something he and others have written in advance. Because he doesn't seem to be funny "by nature". As in, being witty, saying something funny as a reaction to something else. Conan isn't the funniest guy in the world, but at least there's some ping-pong going on between him and Jim, when he's visiting

  19. I probably could have done a better interview to be honest, with 0 training.
    I don't get it! Jim's political position can't be that different from Colbert's, so it can't be for that reason he's not giving a crap.

  20. Clearly humor that involves thinking goes straight over Colberts head, or he has no personality.. or both.. likely both – dumbass

  21. We do have shrimps in Australia you can find them in Canberra . Also a shrimp is a wee crustation that's the size of your thumbnail No one throws that on a barby .I get the impression that a lot of Jims comedy is lost on Stephen Colbert

  22. What's the purpose of bombing Australia? … I'm no expert, but isn't target practice part of every military training operation? They need to have a few test runs before going after their true target.

  23. Used to love Jim Jefferies, but he’s not funny anymore. It seems to me that whenever anyone moves into political comedy they kill their careers

  24. Haven't seen his new show but as a stand up comedian there is none better. 'Cept George but he is passed on. RIP George.

  25. Jim Jeffries is so unfunny. The guy is a clown. He acts like he thinks us real Aussie’s are but he misses the point by a long way. Real Aussie men are just relaxed and we don’t have to pretend. First of all we don’t over act like this clown does. Also Paul Hogan said that we don’t eat prawns he just had to say it for the Ad. Real Aussie’s know this. Most unfunniest Aussie award 🥇 goes to this wanker Jim Jeffries 😂 loser.

  26. Australia is so kooky and alien that they actually have a thing called swooping season where clusters of birds attack people. No joke. It’s dangerous and people die every year. 😧

  27. Oi Jim that single bird was my mum, that makes me your son so why don't U get your ass down here and sign some fucking Centrelink forms so I can get paid would ya.

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