James Corden Challenges LAFC To Soccer Match

James Corden Challenges LAFC To Soccer Match


( BAND PLAYING )
>>James: WELCOME BACK! LOS ANGELES RECENTLY GOT A
BRAND-NEW SOCCER TEAM, BUT BEFORE L.A.F.C. TAKES ON THE
REST OF THE M.L.S., WE HAD TO PUT THEM TO THE “LATE LATE SHOW”
TEST. TAKE A LOOK. SO BOB BRADLEY CALLED ME
RECENTLY SAYING HE NEEDED HIS NEW LOS ANGELES F.C. SOCCER TEAM
TO TRAIN WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST. AND SO WOULD MY TEAM, THE “LATE
LATE SHOW” F.C., PLAY AGAINST THEM. AND I SAID SURE, MAKES SENSE. TRYING TO GET A MATCH FIT. I’LL CHECK THE DIARY AND SEE IF
WE’VE GOT A WINDOW.>>LAST WEEK I GOT A CRAZED
PHONE CALL FROM JAMES CORDEN DEMANDING WE PLAY A GAME OF
SOCCER AGAINST HIM. HE WAS SHOUTING SOMETHING ABOUT
GOING THROUGH HIM FIRST IF WE WANTED TO MAKE IT IN THE BIG
LEAGUES. I’M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT HE
MEANS, BUT I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.>>JAMES: THIS IS NOT GOING TO
BE FUN. WE ARE TAKING THIS GAME VERY,
VERY SERIOUSLY. WE’VE TRAINED FOR 20 MINUTES
TODAY. THIS AIN’T NO JOKE. LISTEN UP, YOU WERE CHOSEN
BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FINEST ATHLETES WHO WERE FREE TODAY AND
AGREED TO PLACE FOR A SMALL SLICE OF ORANGE. I WANT 100% FROM YOU, FROM
YOU — ARE YOU LISTENING?>>YEAH, WE’RE PLAYING FOR KEEPS
TODAY, BABY!>>James: IAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?>>PLAYING FOOTBALL.>>WE’RE PLAYING FOOTBALL.>>JAMES: YES, WE ARE. WE’RE PLAYING FOOTBALL LIKE THE
REST OF THE PLANET — WITH OUR FEET. NOW TAKE THAT CRAP OFF AND FACE
THE WORLD LIKE A REAL MAN!>>BUT STILL BE THE BIG DOG. IT’S GAME DAY! YOU STILL CAME TO EAT, YOU’RE
JUST EATING A DIFFERENT MEAL.>>I’M SORRY!>>James: QUICK AS YOU CAN! WHO ARE WE?>>”THE LATE LATE SHOW” FOOTBALL
CLUB!>>James: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO?>>”THE LATE LATE SHOW” FOOTBALL
CLUB!>>James: LET’S JUST START
TRAINING. NATE, HERE WE GO. OKAY. THIS IS ALL YOU, ALL DAY. THAT WAS MY BAD. MY BAD, NOT YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
NO WITH YOUR FOOT! WITH YOUR FOOT! OKAY, GUILLERMO — OH, MY. ALL RIGHT. THIS COULD BE A WHILE. I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO ANY OF
YOU AND TELL YOU THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY. WE’RE GOING TO NEED EVERY PIECE
OF SKILL THAT WE CAN, AND THAT MAY INVOLVE CHEATING THE
REFEREE. COME PAST ME. I’M NOT GONNA TOUCH YOU, AND I
WANT YOU TO DIVE TO FOOL THE REFEREE. GO! ( LAUGHTER )
TOO MUCH. GO! PERFECT! YES! I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE MAY HAVE
INJURED HERSELF. THERE’S THE CHALLENGE. GO!>>AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! OH! AAAHHH! OH, GOD! AAAHHH! OH! OH, MY GOD!>>James: KEEP GOING. OH! OH! AHHH! OH! IT’S BOTH OF THEM! AHHH! AHHH!>>James: VERY GOOD. ( APPLAUSE )
ARE MY TRAINING TECHNIQUES UNORTHODOX? PERHAPS. BUT I’M A MAVERICK. I REFUSE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. A LOT OF THEM DON’T KNOW THE
RULES. THEY’VE ONLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO
PLAY. THE REFEREE COULD MAKE OR BREAK
THIS GAME AND WE HAVE TO LET THE REFEREE KNOW HE CAN’T MESS WITH
US. I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE I’M THE
REFEREE AND I’VE JUST MADE A JUDGMENT AGAINST YOUR TEAM. WHAT DO YOU DO? ( ARGUING )
>>James: TIM, IF YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO
LEAVE NOT ONLY FIELD BUT ALSO THE SHOW. I NEVER WANT TO SEE WHAT I JUST
SAW THEN AGAIN. OKAY? NICE DAY.>>AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT
DOESN’T MATTER THEY’RE A BUNCH OF NOVICES BECAUSE THIS TEAM HAS
AN UNWAVERING BELIEF IN MY VISION.>>AND WHAT IS YOUR VISION?>>JAMES: I ACTUALLY HAVEN’T
WORKED THAT OUT YET, BUT IT’LL COME TO ME. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HE CAN’T SERIOUSLY THINK HE’S GOING TO WIN. WE’VE GOT SOME TOP PLAYERS, WE
HAVE BEEN TRAINING. AND ON HIS TEAM? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE’S GOING TO
BRING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: ALL RIGHT, COME ON! GO, GO, GO, GO! HE’S GOT NOTHING! OH! LOOK AT THAT! THEY ABSOLUTELY (BLEEP)
THEMSELVES! ( LAUGHTER )
COME ON IN! DON’T PUSH OUT! THAT’S (BLEEP), REF! BOB BRADLEY SLIPPED HIM MONEY. I SAW IT BEFORE THE GAME. ALL YOURS, LAWRENCE! OH, (BLEEP)! ( WHISTLE BLOWING )
REF! REF! REFEREE! REF! REF! HE’S IN AGONY! ( BLOWING WHISTLE )
>>James: LET’S TRY AND TAKE THE BULL BACK! ( BLOWING WHISTLE )
>>GET OFF, GET OFF! ( SLOW MUSIC )
>>James: LISTEN, WE ARE IN HELL RIGHT NOW, OKAY? AND WE CAN STAY HERE AND GET THE
(BLEEP) KICKED OUT OF US, OR WE CAN FIGHT OUR WAY BACK INTO THE
LIGHT! WE CAN CLIMB OUT OF HELL ONE
INCH AT A TIME!>>ISN’T THAT FROM” ANY GIVEN
SUNDAY “?>>James: SHUT UP. BECAUSE THIS GAME IS NOT OVER. THIS BATTLE IS NOT OVER. OKAY? SO LET’S HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CUT
LOOSE!>>THAT’S FROM “FRIDAY NIGHT
LIGHTS.”>>James: FINE. WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE
NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANQUISH WITHOUT A
FIGHT! BECAUSE TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR
INDEPENDENCE DAY! ( WHISTLE )
>>James: CIRCLE TACTIC! GO! GO! GO! KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: LIFT AND MOVE! LIFT AND MOVE! OUT OF THE WAY! OUT OF THE WAY! ( WHISTLE )
>>NO! ( WHISTLE )
>>NO! AHHH! ( LAUGHTER )
>>I’M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE! I’M TRYING TO BE NICE!>>James: MONTY, COME ON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪
>>James: OKAY. AMES! WATCH THE NUMBER 10!>>James: I DIDN’T TOUCH HIM! REF, REF, REF, REF! REF! REF! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHOA!>>James: GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>OH, MY GOD!>>James: ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
COME ON! WE’VE STILL GOT THIS! ( WHISTLE )
>>James: GO! GO! GO! YAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YES! ( APPLAUSE )
>>James: THAT’S AMERICAN FOOTBALL! WE JUST NEED NINE MORE GOALS! NINE MORE GOALS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: HOW DID THE GAME GO? LOOK, EVERYONE GETS A BET OF
LUCK, YOU KNOW? EVEN THE SUN SHINES ON A DOG’S
ASS FROM TIME TO TIME, AND THEY GOT LUCKY. BUT IF WE PLAY TOMORROW, I’M
SURE IT WILL BE A VERY DIFFERENT SCORE.>>James: IN THE BAG! IN THE BAG! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANKS TO HEAD COACH BOB BRADLEY AND THE L.A.F.C. PLAYERS AND
BEST OF LUCK FOR THE SEASON, GUYS! BACK WITH MORE OF “THE LATE LATE
SHOW,” EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

100 Replies to “James Corden Challenges LAFC To Soccer Match”

  1. "Soccer" is called "Football" n the so called "American football" is called "Rugby"… let's just leave it at that

  2. My man LMFAO I mean I was dying when he faced the goal and missed it LOL FUCK HIM That's was hilarious and very funny. True story.

  3. I will put a soccer ball for every like I get
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  4. Could’ve tried a little harder with the editing where the footage of James coaching doesn’t match the scoreboard 🙂 come on llsfc!

  5. Reading all this comments are making me happy about being a latina, for me it will always be FÚTBOL, we don’t have another term for FÚTBOL (that i know of?) lmao

  6. shame on me. I just watched this now. to the end, we saw small part of your b.m, James 🙂
    next time when you hire someone, ask for his/her level of football skills 🙂

  7. Very funny !
    Next time do sketch with am.fotboll coach and player.
    Who try to play soccer.
    Mixing ruels , big tight ends .
    I think it can be lots of fun.

  8. I can😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂berly😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂talk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. James corden is British…but..but..why did he said soccer? HES BRITISH HE SHOULD SAY FOOTBALL

    Wow can’t believe he becoming to be American

  10. Hilarity is an OVERWEIGHT English muffin' living in America and constantly talking shit about us, while making money that gets paid by us, yet he couldn't even think of an idea to solve BREXIT……. FUNNY,,,, AS,,,, HELL…..

  11. at 4:43. what the hell is the coach talking about when he says "top players"? If you are a top player you play in Europe. 😀

  12. Whatever, American football rocks, soccer or European football sucks c_#@s.. I'd rather go shopping for drapes with my ex-wife than watch soccer. lol

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