And we are at capacity
tonight here at the Opulent Tostito Center. 50,000 fans are ready to binge
drink for a couple of hours. I’ll tell you what,
I can’t wait. Hi, I’m grown man Chick Sarica. And I’m grown man Bob DiSanzio. That’s right, Bob.
And we have both made careers watching adult men play
a simple child’s game, all while being paid
more than the President. Okay, Chick, and it seems
as though the millionaires are ready
to play their game, so we can stop stalling
with the mindless chatter. And the Rhinos bring
the ball into play. And the alleged rapist
passes the big orange ball to the sweaty legal giant.
Hey. Slamming. The legal giant easily
puts the ball into the basket, making it look easy, which if
you’re seven feet tall, it is. He made about $8,000
while he was doing that. Now the power Falcons are
bringing the ball into play. The high school dropout inbounds
to the convicted spousal abuser. He slashes through
all of the drug addicts, drops to the ball
to the genetic freak. And. Boom-crack-a-lacka.
Two points downtown. Skurplackiss. Bingo time. Stermskams.
Muh-less-a-blatta-blatta. I’m just saying words
that start with “s”. I’m going pure nonsense. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Are you okay? I’m great, Bob.
White face ftw??? Lol
Steve can guhndys dream
WTF!!!!The legal giant…the generic frick 😂😂😂😂
I love sports I've never paid for any ppv or subscriptions but if you told me a handful of ex players were starting a network where they did honest commentary with and adult rating so they can say whatever they want I'd definitely pay for that seriously imagine Mike Tyson commentating a boxing match calling professional fighters pussys or Dennis Rodman and Ron Attest talking about how soft basketball is now … I'd pay to watch that on a weekly basis
Chick Sarica and Bob DiSanzio – perfect made up announcer names!
Johnny sins at 0:49.
Peel was about to say, "Molest somebody."
Who would have thought, behind that funny and cute personality, lies one of the greatest horror film director. – Jordan Peele
Yeah, Frankie Boyle made this exact joke on Mock the Week about 10 years ago:
"Overpaid, Overpaid knocks it onto Overrated, Overrated onto Possible Rapist, Possible Rapist knocks it forward, Closet Gay, GOOOOOAALLL!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-3GBPqCQE4 – The joke starts at 2:06.
🤣
Can these characters do a wrestling show?
Are kobe shaq and LeBron playing?? 😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️
That laugh tho
Hilarious!!!
Pure nonsense lol
Not. Funny.
Guys look its Mike Breen and Jeff Van Gundy!
Yeah I don’t get this type of humour but if it makes you happy you do you.
1:15 : when your friend tells a fire joke in the middle of class
Such negative connotations
How can you hate this
Would be funnier if they were white….. oh wait.
I’m going with Pure Nonsense.
So blackface ain’t okay But they can go white
Is this the mirror universe version of blackface?
Bring this show back please
skurplackis!!!
are you okay??
I'm great Bob
1:03
Two points from downtown lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Truth hidden In plain sight but brain dead sheep will just think this is comedy which all comedy is Masonic tactic of deflection
They love being white.
Surprised how many people thought this was actually funny. Wtf
Skerplakis
No one could keep a straight face during that laugh hahahaa
Yeah this is bob menery haha
1:10 too funny
I'M GREAT BOB
Is that Johnny sins as the ref?? 😂
Basically Bob menery
well this was so homo..
I have a small complaint: basketball, football(in all forms), ice hockey and other sports I haven’t listed are not children’s games. These were sports made for men.
This sketch blows too whats going on? The old stuff was much better.
Is that former East/West participant Hingle McCringleberry on the mic?
0:44 Peele's laugh is hilarious
Why is this ok but blackface isn't?!
“He made about eight thousand dollars doing that” 😂😂 I’m dead
Whiteface is racist
“The alleged rapist” 😂
This is literally bob menery lol
Too funny
I could've listen to them go on and on about this one!!! Still laughing!
Is this not how sports announcers usually talk? It's what I hear when they talk.
I hope they never fall off
I swear I’ve seen this before, like from years ago
That one eye closed I’m weak!
POWER FALCONS
love how it’s now acceptable for black people to paint themselves white hey whites would get fucked for it 🤦🏼♂️😂
Clearly one of the teams is the lakers 😂
Anybody else see the pewds gfuel ad???😂😂
People that dislike sports are the ones that could never play and don't have the athletic ability or coordination
I looked up how much the president makes, and how much a sports commentator makes in a year and I have to say 78k(sports commentator)and 400k(president) is not a big difference
😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear this is how they be 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"The alleged rapist"
I'd probably watch sports if the commentators spoke like them.
are they wearing a white disguise?
Key: AHAHAHA! AHHHHAHAHA! HAAAAAHAHA!
Peele: are you okay?
Kay: I'm great Bob.
Don Imus "them some nappy headed hoes!"
https://youtu.be/ui1jPNDWArM?t=13
man K&P got even shittier title writers
what kind of Asylum is that court
SKERPLAKIS
These guys just keep hitting the truth hard! With humor!
I don't worship sports figures, myself…
Ion trust you.
best video of key and peele
What's with them and 'Power Falcons'? LoL
Dude back in the purple flannel is dying lol 😂
Is this white face?
The truth is sometimes funnier
Me as a Sport Commentator. 😂
😕
TV Show please
Am I’m the only one who would like key and peele do a commentary on a real game
This is brilliant.
Look at these racist moths fuckas doing white face. I demand an uproar!!!
I don’t really. Just wanted to see if my balls disappeared into my body if I spoke like a liberal! You can now call me Jane!
I dont need to watch I can just read the comments 😂😂😂
Since when is white-face ok
Which to write
…They'd have no job
Skerplakis!!!
Adult men playing a simple children's game is the motto of Major League Baseball.
Yooo why he just stop laughing that fast 😂
Whiteface? As a black man, this actually makes me feel uncomfortable because it makes my entire race look like a bunch of hypocrites
I thought the Rhinos where baseball team
"So the alleged rapist passes the ball to sweaty Giant" 🤣
the alleged rapist passes the ball to the sweaty legal giant? remember when Kobe was an alleged rapist and he's still teammates with the Giant Shaq?
These 2 are horrible comedians! They suck!
Oh they white today? They are awesome.
I would actually watch sports if Key and Peele were the commentators
Skrimmet
This but at a UFC would be awesome