If Elections Were Sports (360° VR Video)

If Elections Were Sports (360° VR Video)


if elections were Sports (1) people would watch games in bars like this one look around you–it’s your favorite spot and all the regulars are coming in again so that they can get started on to eat (2) eat lots of junk food and drink like there’s no tomorrow because some things in this parallel universe remains the same (3) every team would make it to the playoffs because for some reason there are only two major league teams (4) every game would be held and scored as a rap battle because why not? Donald Trump can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction he should never be in charge of making decisions I think to myself how sad–we know his casinos FAILED BAD all he can do is compose tweets and brag Hillary’s a bigot–she wants to RIG IT she’s going to do nothing for the Hispanics, forget it I don’t think Hillary looks presidential–she looks old and tired hello, Hillary, you’re fired(5) in the case of a freak electrical surge, both teams would teleport into your barHillary Clinton: she’s a world-class liar when I’m elected, I’ll tell her, “Hillary, you’re fired” dream on, Donald Donald, dream on, dream on next January, I guarantee you’ll be gonethere is no other Donald Trump, this is it simply temperamentally unfit to be president dangerously incoherent Donald Trump is devoted to creating shit you’ll be writing books about this. I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices when Hillary created ISIS with her stupidity, that’s Hillary he doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about imagine if he had not just his twitter account but America’s entire arsenal do we want him making the call? she doesn’t know how to win; she’s not a winner I know Putin but we didn’t have dinner I bought thousands and thousands of television sets I’m so liquid, I don’t need debt she supported Bill Clinton’s disastrous NAFTA women don’t like her–hello, Hillary–you’re fired Hillary Clinton, she’s a world class liar when I’m elected, I’ll tell her, “Hillary, you’re fired” dream on, Donald Donald, dream on, dream on next January, I guarantee you’ll be goneHillary Clinton, she’s a world-class liar when I’m elected, I’ll tell her, Hillary, you’re fired dream on, Donald Donald, dream on, dream on next January, I guarantee you’ll be gone she’s a world-class liar dream on you saw that she lied with the FBI you’ll be gone I’ll tell you, “Hillary, you’re fired” dream on she’s a world-class liar you’ll be gone(6) the teams would then return from whence they came leaving you to wonder at the magnificence of sports (7) as the night winds down, a man named Blason would remain at the bar alone (8) the game would distract him from his despair and anguish but all escapism must end eventually (9) he would suddenly realize the full extent of his utter loneliness (10) “perhaps,” he would think, “I can talk to this other lonely man at the bar” so, did you, uh……watch the debate? (11) then Blason would notice you (12) he would imagine all the future times you could hang out maybe even rooting for the same team together (13) BUT then he would notice you’re wearing something that indicates you belong to a different social group than him (14) embarrassed that you saw him staring, Blason would walk away never looking back why did you wear that? and that’s what would happen if elections where sports touch the big box if you want to see all the election videos and the little box if you want to download the songs on your phone if you’re tired of the election, I don’t blame you then just touch the other box–it has songs about Love® and marshmallow clouds they’ll make you forget everything

100 Replies to “If Elections Were Sports (360° VR Video)”

  1. 0:42 face towards the TV closest to the D.C. sign and in the corner booth to the right, the person in the white hat/shirt is Schmo

  2. Others: Wow! Amazing video schmoyoho! I love it! 😀

    Me: Oh look, a small black dot at the bottom of the camera

  3. NO BLASON COME BACK I LOVE YOU I CAN CHANGE ITS JUST MY CLOTHES YOU CAN LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU NO NOOO NOOOOOOOOO

  4. OMG This video proves that americans, despite their shitty electoral system, are still on top of creativity and culture exporting. I can't believe how good this idea is.

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