How to Put a Curse on the Yankees

How to Put a Curse on the Yankees

How to Put a Curse on the Yankees. Help bring down those egotistical Bronx Bombers
with these spells, hexes, and jinxes. You will need Sports Illustrated cover mock-up
Goat Witch Voodoo hex Yankees’ World Series T-shirts and bonfire. Step 1. Create a Sports Illustrated cover mock-up
featuring the entire Yankees team: The magazine staff’s own research found that either misfortune
or a decline in performance befell 37.2 percent of sports figures after they appeared on the
cover. Step 2. At Yankee Stadium, order two tickets — one
for you, and one for your pet goat. When they inevitably tell you that you can’t
bring a goat into the stadium, proclaim a curse on the Yankees for banning your beloved
pet. In 1945, a fan put a curse on the Chicago
Cubs for tossing him and his goat from Wrigley Field. And we all know how that turned out. Step 3. Find a witch to take a broom and beat the
crap out of a Yankees jersey. That’s what a Wiccan priestess from Long Island
did to a Boston Red Sox shirt when she heard that a construction worker had buried a Red
Sox jersey at the Yankees’ new stadium in 2008. And it seemed to work: The Yankees won the
World Series the following year. Ask the witch to wear all black while she
casts negative energy on the Yanks. Step 4. Place a voodoo hex on the players. It worked for pitcher Pedro Borbon, who put
a voodoo curse on the Cincinnati Reds in 1979 for trading him. Thus began an 11-year losing streak, which
only ended when Borbon agreed to lift the curse; the Reds went on to win the World Series
in a 1990 upset. Step 5. Ask to spread some ashes over Yankee stadium,
making up some story about them being the remains of your grandpa, a lifelong fan. Then, distribute the ashes of burned Yankees
World Series T-shirts instead. Let’s Go Anyone-Who-Is-Not-the-Yankees! Did you know The infamous “Curse of the Muldoon,”
the story of a successful hex put on the Chicago Black Hawks by fired coach Pete Muldoon during
the 1926-27 season, was completely made up by a sportswriter.

39 Replies to “How to Put a Curse on the Yankees”

  1. lol….. how to put a GOOD LUCK charm on the Red Sox!!
    I live in Canada, red sox is my favorite team.
    next favorite is the Blue Jays..

  2. i think this video is kinda dumb but i can bet a lot of ppl will be upset or eager after watching this video

  3. I am a witch. I will beat a yankees jersey for $100 an hour. Get at me.
    I also am renting out my pet goat for $50 an hour.

  4. The New York Yankees: the only team in baseball history that doesn't have a 20+ year drought in-between world championships.

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