Hey, mister, you gotta
wear a helmet.
Don’t worry about it. [ Puffing ][ Automatic Pitcher Firing ]
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Bring that shit on! – Oh, God. I love it.
– Awesome. Oh, God, that hurt a little,
but I’m all right.My God, son, what the hell
are you doin’?364 more days ’til
next year’s hockey try-outs.
I gotta toughen up. Yeah! Oh, God, that felt good.
Yeah! Come on, boy.
Cut that out.
You’re makin’ me sick. Hey!
So you’re
a hockey player, huh? Yeah.
You’re gonna
give that shit up… and you’re gonna
concentrate on golf. Who the hell are you?
I’m the club pro here,
Chubbs Peterson. I’m offerin’ to teach you
how to play golf,
personally… for free. No!
You have no idea
who I am, do you? No, I don’t. Back in 1 965,
Sports Illustratedsaid… I was going to be
the next Arnold Palmer. Yeah? What happened?
They wouldn’t let me
play on the Pro Tour anymore. Ah, I’m sorry.
Because you’re black? Hell, no! Damned alligator
bit my hand off!.
Oh, my God! Yeah. Tournament
down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough
down by the lake. Damned alligator
just popped up,
cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore
one of that bastard’s
eyes out, though. Look at that.
[ Chuckling ]
You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.I have never seen anyone
that can hit that ball
half as far as you can.You got real talent, kid.
Well, that’s nice
of you to say, but, uh, I been trainin’
to be a hockey player
my whole life. Golf’s no different
from hockey. Requires
talent, self-discipline. Golf requires goofy pants
and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor
the accountant. Probably
a great golfer. Huge ass. Hey, I bet your neighbor
the accountant can’t drive
the ball 400 yards. Bet your neighbor
the accountant doesn’t have
a shot to get on the Pro Tour.[ Can Crashes ]
How would I do that? You win the open tomorrow,
you’re automatically
on the Pro Tour. Then who knows?
Maybe you’ll win the Tour
Championship one day, get that gold jacket
like I never got. Gold jacket, green jacket–
Who gives a shit? Yeah. Ho!
Oh! Don’t worry about that.
Made of wood.
It’s real sturdy. Oh, boy.
Sorry about that. Look, it was good
to meet ya but, uh– Yeah.
So, uh, all right,
I’m out of here. You know, this is
not real smart, kid. I thought
you were pro material,
primed to make the big bucks! [ Brakes Screech ][ Bell Rings ][ Tires Screech ]Hey, Chubbs,
what kind of big bucks?
Gold jacket, green jacket..
Who gives a shit.
talented golf player who wants to play hockey and practiced with baseball
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." lol one of the best lines in this movie
is that apollo creeed????
Cut me down in my PRIME!
You should talk to my neighbor the accountant probably a great golfer HUGE ass
Poor Carl, first a Predator shot his arm off then an Alligator bites off his hand
Hey mister you gotta wear a hemet. That kid is so weak it makes me angry!!!! Use some backbone in your voice kid!!! How could they leave that in the movie!? The kid is disgraced for life! Not fair! Sad! -Monald Krump
The irony of Chubbs wearing Lacoste clothing.
We all know that wasn't an alligator's eye… Back in the day, before golf became his life, Chubbs was a professional boxer! During his famous fight with Rocky Balboa, Chubbs busted Rocky's eye so bad that his trainer had to cut his eye! Since then, Chubbs kept Rocky Balboa's eye in a glass jar! 🙂
"You're pretty sick chubbs"
Gets me every time 😂😊😂
"You hit that guy!"
"He shouldn't of been standing there!"
HAHAHAHA!
… and here I thought the predator shot it off.
That kid's yell.
Every time a adam Sandler scene pops up in my feed I say I'll give adam Sandler another chance and every time I do that I regret it
HAHAHA Predigator?
youre gunna give that shit up and youre gunna concentrate on golf!
You’re telling me he beats up the coach and expects better results next year?
"But I tore one of that bastads eyes out though, look at that." clink clink
1:32 dab
Lol it’s funny how chubbs arm is so long
0:12 when you're getting roasted by your friends. Lmfao
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
H E LL N A H
"Nice to meet you…uh…yeaut…" This movie will NEVER cease to make me laugh out loud.
they couldn't even encase his hand in latex rather than have him hold on to a 'hand on a stick'. What a shit movie. Adam Sandler is just shit. Shit in a basket.
47 people had goofy pants and a fat ass
Gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit? 😂
“Gold jacket, Green jacket who gives a shit” 😂
Who plugged the machine back in when the kid went back in!?
2:12 I guess Happy has never seen or heard of the Masters tournament ⛳
I died of laughter when the kid went into the batting cage and let himself get hit with baseballs.
Need a hand, old man?
This movie was effing hilarious.
1:14
"OH MY GOD!"
Apollo Creed lost his hand…. for America
Oooh that yellow duster 👀 plus i could see Sandler possibly a hockey player
One of Adams best
"Oh GOD that hurt a little bit, I'm all right"
That part always makes me die laughing hahaha.
Hey Mr., you gotta wear helmet
Hey everyone it's more that glove exhibit I wonder if it will help us figure it all out, looks like it's coming from outer space !!! 2:18 don't worry though it's made of would, Carl's hilarious….Jr's.
Long live Sandler , my girls didn't like it back than ….and they still don't like it….lol.
I like how he wears the alligator brand shirt too lol
Awesome!
1:46 golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass
2:12 gold jacket green jacket who gives. A shit
"It was good to meet you, but uhh yep.." Funniest part! Awkwardness at it's finest. Adams' gestures are priceless.
APOLLO CREED!!!
B. C.
The little kid to see cracks me up every time
Somebody has to have that clip where they say
Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs] A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.
Because your black?
who plugged it back?
“Golf requires goofy pants and a fat a**” funniest thing ever ecspecially from Sandler but he has a point
Oh my God this is probably one of the funniest scenes in Happy Gilmore LOL
No one ever says anything about him actually CARRYING the eye around in a jar all the time.
Oh God I love it!
The plastic hand is terrible
RIP Zachary Webb (Batting Cage Kid) – (1984-2017).
1:06 cuz you’re black? Lolololol
Damn Predator bit my hand off!
Gold jacket green jacket who gives shi…. HHOOOO
Come on boy, cut that out. You’re making me sick!
Chubbs- My god son, what the hell are you doing?
Oh I'm sorry, because you're black? XD
1:32 what a dumb kid LMFAO
I never thought of this in all the times that I've seen this movie, but why is there a batting cage at the golf course?
what was that kid thinking he could take a ball like that?
I tore one of them bastards eyes out though..
"Because you're black?"
"HELL NO! Damn predator bit my hand off!"
Lol.
No one plugged the pitching machine back in 🙂
Lol i thought it was unplugged
1:32 I highly recommend actually paying for a session in a baseball batting cage with the machine set on 90 mph. Going from normal, unprofessional pitching speeds to 90 mph makes it seem like you have to start your batting swing motion as the ball begins to be fed into the machine.
The best part of this scene was when Chubbs taps Happy’s chest with his wooden hand.
I just realized that was Apollo Creed now 😂😂😂
Fun Fact- Alligators live up to a hundred years
“364 more days till next year’s hockey tryouts. I gotta toughen up. [thud] YEAH!”
“Don’t worry about that. Made of wood. It’s real sturdy”.
2:24 (truck crushes it)
Yeah right! What are you?! Capt. Black hook?! If so, who’s your Peter Pan?
is 1:32 considered the wilhelm scream? kinda hard to tell
1:15 OH MY GOD
2:12 – Gold jacket, green jacket.. who gives a sh!t?
1:15 After seeing Sonic: The Hedgehog trailer.
You're Pretty Sick, Chubbs.
That wooden hand reveal is one of the funniest parts of the movie
When he pulls out the eye in the jar! Just the idea of a man walking around with an eye he tore out of an alligator makes me lose it! lolololol
Look it's Apollo from rocky
This training is probably why he was able to shrug off getting hit by a volkswagen and keep playing while only losing the ability to hit the long ball
Because you're black? 😂
whoever says adam sandler isnt funny or untalented can lick my nutsack
Cause ur black 😂
The look Chubbs gives between each wheel crushing his hand is hilarious
They need a sequel
“Hey, mister. You gotta wear a helmet!”
I tore one of them bastards eyes out
The same arm the predator took!
I just realized that Chubbs has an alligator on his shirt😂
Golf does indeed require goofy pants and fatass. Just look at John Daly and his pants. His pants are cool but I’m just pointing it out.
When you realize that Apollo Creed faked his death