H2ODelirious—–GTA 5 有趣時刻 喜劇夜俱樂部! ( Ill 增加DLC,俱樂部故障)【CC字幕】

H2ODelirious—–GTA 5 有趣時刻  喜劇夜俱樂部! ( Ill 增加DLC,俱樂部故障)【CC字幕】


ladies and gentlemen my name is Malin welcome to the comedy club are you guys ready to hear some do know maybe they’re ready to hear some jokes from delirious come on all right let’s go that was the smoothest carjack he just punched the air he’s pissed I’m sure that uh the evidence is gone don’t you blow my fucking car oh we’re not I’m not I swear he got a mother no no no we’re filling it up he’s gonna throw it in the fuck and reeling it up with c4 mmm there we go but you’ll either put in a bitter fucking in the water heaven or so I’m riding on oh god by the fucking River you didn’t put it up water blue love you fucking serious whatever it’s not in the river okay I don’t look that gangster going to see delirious – yeah healthy you would like look like Sherlock Holmes I have deduced you are an asshole sir God let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go oh we gotta get the policeman just oh my god right let’s go we’re out all right just a little bit but a cops on me because you stole my car and I shot at you a job great hurry hurry hurry hurry what I don’t light it well I I’m like I’m like he’s like he’s flying he’s coming Larry look at it it’s not like it’s not like my light fucking dicks gasoline on my card fuck off the lino Marcus the gasoline ammo don’t believe me just watch sets it all on fire I got a chain a watch earrings T shoes I got you learn so asses hi move I know I’m saying oh my god looks like you shave up off the marketing scheme you feel me all gold everything that sound like old shoes I was like with these gold shoes I was thinking I was walking through a farm with all these carrots oh I have to sell call you Bugs Bunny for our dog I feel you check out my shoes break a leg shoes don’t match your outfit at all what exactly what that wasn’t don’t you ever talk about my shoes again I want talk about gangsta lyricist shoes you suck so I didn’t plan for that like you realize that I have to wait fucking five minutes every time you guys pull my fucking car we’re going to to a exclusive club you have to be you have to be invited to this club it’s not for everybody am I invited yes yes we how will we we have been invited because we’re gangsters apparently we’re going to a comedy club what the hell my butter is crap all right we’re going to a comedy club in Harry Potter star together honors world Hogwarts alright so there’s a line right here house line right here yeah clam right here at the light yeah there’s a line right where whoa whoa whoa easy easy that’s it hey all right welcome welcome to the new dimension guys wait for me wait for me you’re not on the ledge Marcy yes bitch I’m he’s gonna die oh so this one’s gonna be tricky okay wait oh you fuckin qui fais here we’re the fuckers ha ha ha no fuckin really scutum fucking perishing you god damn snake that’s sick man where’d you get that gold accessory delirious no you’re dreaming watch it shoot it up police talking about you that was your gun where the fuck is this wine limes right fucking here wait a minute there new eopns when I hit you in the ass with the back on my VI you tripped over your head oh yeah my view he flew to fuck off I jumped over your fucking forehead look at that man right there the man in white which meant that guy right there you’re not getting over oh yeah look at it Genji Mario’s killing him all right guys are we ready to get into the most exclusive club there is yeah yeah well listen to me cuz I I know how to get there there’s a little bitty square area that looks kind of like a plus sign we round it is such a badass just look at you I’m actually full listen not let them play and said you mini-map I said oh were these two roads cross forms a square all right I’m sure I’m gonna do it y’all watch house mini-map because you need to go exactly where I go in a mini membrane hey guys y’all watch y’all’s be mini-map so the trick is you jump off you call the parachute you home you’re home okay yes yeah years until you jump off what I didn’t bring my phone shit that’s it listen trick is you jump off you use the parachute then um then you glide slowly okay no sweeter guy I’m almost dead I’m almost dead okay okay here we go here we go okay watch my map all right all right I got this and here that you glide over here down the street right here right here he made it stay in this area so you need to go in circles in this little square right here in the parking lot yeah right that’s what sells em yep oh shit Phil I’m here I did it yeah I did it oh yeah you know man see him down there Eddie let hey Manny let you out don’t you missed it MIDI keyboard just fucking impossible Oh what the fuck you said well I don’t think we can go on stage can we I just knocked you can you just can’t fucking run like I did okay okay come on come on come back come back come back come back come back come back come back I’m gonna lay it right right or you yeah yeah don’t fucking beautiful serious yes I’m here this is money that was the best joke I’ve ever seen well I can’t ask it careful were you shooting oh shit broke it it’s not at all MA we do that for videos all y’all got any notices Bouton’s don’t shoot our furry Darwin an alcoholic that’s our booze we’ll go drink tonight delirious which one’s your favorite drink the counter back there which one’s your favorite bad our favorite is the one in the rear bottle that looks very elegant there’s very right year old water bottle which one’s your second favorite nice I heard I heard the joke teller Media heard the comedian was a great guy the joke teller we shouldn’t say the Joker who’s you guys favorite Batman villain mine’s probably the joke teller really mine’s the comedian all right guys that you ready for some jokes oh yeah Delia really hostile audience by the way he looks very funny make us laugh I’m there I’m nervous guys we just point a bunch of lasers at his chest hey you want to eat dinner tonight tell us some good jokes I’m a clown right okay I love I love clown people okay okay right clown Wildcat problem cannibals eat clowns huh wait wait we got a cake buddy Oh God all right that’s cuddle come I got go I got I got another one I got another one at least all right talk into the microphone all right oh yeah we go I work out uh-huh my de Partie uncle was a circus begin to the microphone sir Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry well you’re gone all right goodbye departed listen like a party uncle was a circus clown before he died okay I remember all his friends came to the funeral in one car any son fuckin amazing delivery wheezes and lastly the punchline this is a comedy club close I believe it’s I believe it’s poetry night here what it’s gooey and red it’s stuff between an elephant’s toe ah why for dick clown mask yes yes yes you I know to choke up good I’m done with you all right jokes I’ve got someone else tell Joe I got something homes for you buns all right so Jurassic world just came out right guys listen call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig what do you get Jurassic pork this guy is so much better than other guy okay all right sounds great guess that was what magazine does the big bad wolf like to read books Illustrated yeah but what’s it’s hard to get really don’t kill myself right now man this guy’s infinitely better than that first clown yeah what do you call a pig that’s wrong miss bacon bacon coming yes great delivery all right a man in a movie theater notice is what looks like a pig sitting next to him are you a pig ask the man surprised yes responds the pig what are you doing at the movies the pig replied well I like the book fuck away yeah I got back away Becca what’s the whole place I did you throw that oh god I think I could would do this where I’m gonna fucking die what do you get when you play tug of war with the pig pork that was so good I don’t recognize that let’s do this right Moose knuckles next and on my way he’s gonna have a bunch of air and lead away clear the way I lived my a night sure does suck are you a connection between where’s I don’t say all right what does he do what you were doing how’s this thing on yeah yeah we let him clear so you guys want to hear a joke right yeah yeah yeah we’re here here’s here’s a joke okay my life laughing goddamn it along Besant I just read there’s no bullshit Hamid II I was a standing ovation worthy oh my god ha who’s the area who’s the next joke teller that was really sad you took him an hour to get to the for an owl joke yeah yeah yeah yeah knock knock really quick just alright guys ready hear some good fucking joke yeah are yes how do you kill a circus clown now that’s what a god oh no NBC would be including audience members is this good is a lot of blood I like I fucking serious I got this participation what do you call a magic owl Houdini fuck it I get it thank you shows you go more Thank You Peggy I didn’t get it got to fuck up what is brown and sticky Houdini wild cat killed it why

58 Replies to “H2ODelirious—–GTA 5 有趣時刻 喜劇夜俱樂部! ( Ill 增加DLC,俱樂部故障)【CC字幕】”

  1. 超感謝您能翻譯的,不過好像中文字幕後面就整個不見了欸,我英文超爛的,結果我後面都看不懂了QAQ

  2. 大大真的超愛你的(ノ*>∀<)ノ♡
    我可以不知羞恥的多求幾片Delirious的影片嗎╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ 之前看他的影片都直接去訂閱找他的平到 可是還是有一點聽不懂 cry的聲音也是超美但是好像台灣這兩位翻譯都超少wwwwwww
    敲愛你(っ´▽`)っ一定要堅持下去散播歡樂散播愛啊!

  3. 3:57 Delirious 應該在說Welcome to the new dimension guys,我想你可以翻譯成"新次元"或"另一個次元"
    4:00 Wildcat 應該在説:“You are not on the list Marcell "
    4:25 應為Vanoss在説:「Where did u get that gold accessory Delirious 」這裏我認為可翻譯為首飾
    5:39 應為Delirious在説:"…….that kinda look like a plus sign(加號)"
    5:44 應為Vanoss在説:「That such a bad description 」
    6:42 漏譯了Delirious説"Glide over here"之後有再説多句"Glide over here slowly"

  4. 5:40 Delirious在說 那看起來像一個小小的「加號」 (A little "plus sign")
    然後5:42 Vanoss就吐嘈說「那個真是個很差的比喻」( That was such a bad description)
    5:50–6:40那一堆MiniLadd:他們不是叫MiniLadd,他們是要看小地圖 (Mini Map)去那個喜劇俱樂部呀
    5:53 MiniLadd再吐嘈:你們開一下你們的小地圖,你就會看到兩個十字路口,然後這就成了一個方形區域了。
    7:24 Delirious只是表示不可以在台上跑 (You just can't F_ing Run like I did.)
    7:55–8:53 那些不是奶子(boots)而是酒(booze)
    8:18 他比喻那酒瓶只是個千年「水瓶」(a thousand year of water bottle)
    9:27 Vanoss聽了Delirious第一個笑話後就很無奈的說了「原來是那種喜劇節目呀」(It's that kind of comedy show)
    9:54 Delirious那個冷笑話的笑點:他們全都擠在同一輪車內來的(…in one car)
    9:59 moo感覺這個笑話太冷了,就回問了一句:我們要笑嗎?(Are we still have to laugh?)
    11:01 Moo在諷刺一本體育雜誌 (Sports Illustrated),我感覺這個可以說成「體豚周報」(本人對台灣體育雜誌不熟,只可找對岸的東西)

  5. 這就是你要表演的,泰勒絲?
    嗯…我不知道譯者是不是以為他再說那個歌手泰勒絲
    這邊他是說Tyler,是Moo的本名

  6. 大大有滿多人的聲音聽錯或聽不出來的也O___O?
    還是標錯XD?因為都有精準的翻到句子

  7. 3:00 的時候BasicallyDoWork 說的是 I just got my fucking car back. 我他媽才剛剛把車拿回來,他會這麼說是因為vanoss一直亂炸別人的車。

    5:00 的時候是Mini Ladd 說 I feel like Nogla in gmod and you guys are fucking killing him.  我覺得我就像gmod裡一直被你們殺的Nogla ,這個梗來自有一次他們玩完gmod恐怖地圖後覺得沒事做就一直殺Nogla,一重生就殺。

    話說回來HOOOODINI可是掀起一陣風潮,Vanoss還特別作了HOOOODINI的T-shrit,連不在這部影片裡的CaRtOoNz也收到有關的留言。
    還有一看就知道譯者是女性惹

  8. 6:13 那邊附近 "You call the parachute" 同時有呼叫和 "打電話給" 的意思,當Delirious說 "你叫出降落傘" 的同時,Vanoss故意理解成 "打電話給降落傘" 所以他又補了一句 "What's the parachute's number again? 所以降落傘的電話號碼是??" (在這裡被Delirious的聲音蓋住,Vanoss的影片裡比較清楚,版大可能沒聽到沒翻譯出來),所以後面才會有人說 "該死,我忘了帶手機"
    11:53 因為Delirious亂丟Tear gas所以他叫大家 "Back away" 趕快退後
    12:22  Delirious說的是 "Moo Snuckel's the next" 應該翻譯成 "Moo Snuckel是下一個"

  9. 稍為再想了一下註(6)那個梗,感覺可以改為:因為他們的品味太可笑了。
    這樣就可以用上了taste這個多義詞了。

  10. 开篇Basically是在说你们是要炸了我的车么,不是烧。
    Delirious抢车之后Mini说的是警察盯上我了,不是被抓了。
    另外博主加油,希望看到更多的翻译作品

  11. 註釋中:「⋯⋯所以若有些地方翻得差強人意⋯⋯」差強人意,原指非常振奮人心,後來指大體上尚能令人勉強滿意(國語辭典)。大大應該是誤以為「差強人意」是不好、很差的意思了吧XD

  12. 我也來說個冷笑話
    "你們知道wildcat的偶像是誰嗎?"
    "是lady gaga" "為什麼?"
    "因為他有張pork face(poker face)"
    哈哈哈哈哈

  13. 11:37 那一句是I like the book.
    what are you doing at the movies 這句可以理解為, 你在電影院做什麼?
    暗諷那些因為喜歡書本而去看改編電影的人是豬. 因為改編電影通常都很糟糕, 所以那些喜歡書本原著而看改編的人覺得自己是豬才來看改編電影.

  14. 0:28 0:35的那個問號是Wildcat
    0:39 Don't you ''blow up'' 不是Burn 是炸掉不是燒掉
    3:13 那個講話的是Marcel
    3:23 Am i invited ? 是Mini講的
    不過謝謝翻譯 繼續加油 ^^

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