[Chief:] Okay, Ace. This is your last race as
an undercover streetracing cop. The stakes are high. [Ace:] Blah blah blah. The US will get annexed into Canada. I get it. Jeez. [Chief:] This isn’t a goddamn joke, Ace. I can’t believe I came out of retirement for this. You’re too reckless. [Chang:] More rike I wreck your mom’s face!
(laughs) [Ace:] Lin Chang! Yakuza enforcer
and world champion Tokyo street drifter! [Chang:] The very same! [Ace:] And expert fuck-face. [Chang:] I fuck your face. [Jacque:] Hey guys, why
don’t we back up all this trash-talk and leave it on the curb, eh? [Chang:] Die in fire, Jacque! [Jacque:] Ha ha, actually a huge fear of mine. Good luck, everyone! [Chang:] Say, Ace.
How’s your partner doing? [Ace:] Seriously, you don’t remember?
You murdered Lance like five years ago. [Chang:] Of course I do! Just reminding you, ha ha ha. [Ace:] Son of a bitch, no way! [Chang:] You can’t beat me in turn, Ace! I’m world drift champion. [Chief:] He’s right, Ace. You’ll have to wait for the
straightaway and hit the nitrous. [Ace:] I don’t need the nitrous, chief. I can beat him fair and square! [Chief:] Now isn’t the time for foolish pride. There’s too much at stake! [Ace:] You don’t need to remind me, chief. [Chang:] Oh, it’s more personal now. [Ace:] Lin, what have you done?
[Chang:] I took out a rittle ensurance. Right now, Stephanie, your girlfriend and crew chief’s daughter,
strapped to Yakuza rocket, ready to be fired into space! [Ace:] The Yakuza have a space program? [Chang:] Space crime is the future! And if I don’t cross the line first,
she becomes dead person in space! [Ace:] Dammit chief, I have to let him win! He already killed Lance.
I won’t let him take everything I have! [Chief:] Listen! Stephanie loves you! And I know if she was in your position, she’d go for the win!
The stakes, Ace! [Ace:] They’re too high, I know.
God damn, Chief. Look at us weepy bitches. All right, let’s do this. But I’m gonna need some help. [Jacque:] I’ll help ya, buddy. I don’t know what I’d do if my
model girlfriend Simone was in danger. [Ace:] Thanks, Jacque. But we’re
gonna need more than Chief’s free healthcare and a moose cavalry to win this. [Chief:] I don’t know, Ace.
A moose cavalry sounds pretty great. [Lance:] Maybe I can help. [Ace:] Lance! My former partner! But I thought you died at the hands of Lin Chang! [Lance:] I faked my death, Ace. To join a ragtag car race team,
like the ones we used to hunt down. [Ace:] But Lance! I don’t understand! Really, I don’t! [Lance:] I done some bad stuff, Ace.
Terrible things that I hope to forget. They were dark times,
and I did what I needed to survive in the seedy underworld,
to take it apart from the inside. But I succumbed to the darkness.
I’ve already said too much. [Jacque:] This is very mysterious and compelling. [Lance:] Helpng you, Ace, I feel
may be my last chance at redemption. [Ace:] Okay then! Lance, Jacque, Chief, let’s do this. [Chief:] Ace! Your only chance is to draft each other and fire off in a slingshot maneuver! [Lance:] Aha, the Guantanamo Suitrack. Just like the old days, baby. [Ace:] Alright, Jacque, you make the first move. [Jacque:] Will do! [Chang:]Well rooky here! If it isn’t the adorable mounty here to save the day. [Jacque:] I’m gonna beat you
then skin you and wear you for warmth while I get a Saskatchewan
skinner from my model girlfriend. [Chang:] That would be scary if you weren’t dead! Hah! [Ace:] Jacque! No! [Jacque:] Oh jeez, losing control here guys. OH JESUS SHIT I’M BURNING ALIVE THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I DIDN’T WANT TO DIE [Lance:] Damn. Lin just made our boy extra crispy. [Ace:] Now I want some chicken. [Lance:] Speakin’ of food, let’s take him out like some cheap chinese. Take out. Joe, go! [Ace:] Hey, Lin! [Chang:] Hm?
[Ace:] This one’s for Lance! [Lance:] Hey, thanks buddy. [Chang:] Nooooooo! [Ace:] Yes! [Lance:] My shadowy past has been redeemed! [Chief:] Woo-ee, I knew you could do it, Ace! [Ace:] But chief! What about Stephanie? Your daughter! My girlfriend! [Chang:] Oh, she is dead in space rike I said. [Chief:] I’ve lost a daughter but gained a champion. [Ace:] At least she’s up with the angels now. [Lance:] In space? [Jacque:] THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE JUST ETERNAL FIRE (everyone else laughs)