♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪ – (FBE) Today, you’re playing this. – What? Soccer? – FIFA 17. Oh god,
I suck at sports games. – (gasping) Yes!
Oh my god, yes. Dude, I love FIFA. – I played FIFA 15 and 16.
I’m not that great. If I play it, I’ll be extremely rusty. – Soccer is a sport– or football,
for all you people watching overseas. I watch the World Cup sometimes, but it’s down here on the sports I watch. – A lot of people at my school
are obsessed with FIFA. Americans are just like, like, hell yeah! Soccer! Let’s– let’s play
it as a video game. I’m too lazy to outside
and actually kick a ball. – For some reason,
we have never really gotten that international football/soccer bug, and the whole world seems to be in on it and we’re kind of on the sidelines
with our baseball. – (FBE) We’re really
gonna test your skills today because this is a React Gaming tournament. – Oh god, this is just– (sighing)
God, this is a dream come true. – I’m gonna destroy them, obviously. – My confidence is already pretty low,
so it couldn’t get much lower. – I’m not very confident,
but I’m gonna give it my all. ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I think I want to pick something
that’s about as hard to pronounce as my last name is. Excellent. – I just like the, uh, the logo there. – Let’s do a prison uniform. (laughing) Are there penalties in this?
– (FBE) Yes. Oh drat! (laughing)
– Oh, there are? – (announcer) And it’s
the start of the game here. – Wait, where did– crap,
I can’t even see the ball. – Pass it to that guy. No, no, that’s not on my team! That’s not on my team!
– Do something. – No, no, no!
– I don’t know what I’m doing. – This is gonna be
so legitimate soccer that– – I was like, what am I do– oh, crap. – There’s gonna be a 0-0 score, probably. Oh, that was me! – Oh, you were just
standing there like a fool. (laughing) – As I am wont to do. – Virgil, what are you doing? – Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh! You swept the ground
from under me. – It was a friendly hug.
– (laughing) – (FBE) So a red card means
that that player is out of the game and you’re a man short
for the rest of the match. – Virgil was my best player.
– (laughing) – Damn it! (spectators cheering) – We’re at a magnificent score of 0-0. Who’s controlling the ball?
Okay, you are. – (giggling) Wait!
– Ha ha! – What are you doing?
– No! – Aah!
– Shoot it! Shoot it! – (laughing) I took him down. – Oh my– the gall of this woman! Are we about to fight? I feel like– HA HO HO! – Red’s good, right?
Red’s the color of winning. – Come on, buddy. No! – Take him– oh, damn it!
I should have taken him down. (ref blowing whistle)
Take him down. Ooh, yeah! – (announcer) …at the end of 90 minutes. – What a jerk! – (announcer) A red card. Alas… – So do we go into sudden death? – (FBE) We are not going
into sudden death, or golden goal. Instead, we are going into penalty kicks. – Okay. – (anxiously) Uhhhhhhh. – (announcer) And here’s
the first penalty taker. – That was weak.
I’m not good at kicking. – You were good at kicking me! Dang it!
– (laughing) Oh man. – OH NO!!! – (announcer) …as he steps
up to take the– – No! No, no, no!
Dang it! – Ooh! – (announcer) Missed it by a country mile. – YAY!!! – My guy wasn’t even trying. (laughing) – (announcer) I don’t think
he’ll go near a penalty. – Uh!
– Damn. – (FBE) So Jennifer, this is it. You have to make this one or Lotte wins.
– Or not. Oh, it’s fine. It’s fine.
Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it.
– I– – UH! – I didn’t even hit any buttons.
– This is what happens when you cheat. – Hey, you know what?
I had my fun though. – I don’t really know a whole lot
about football and soccer and what have you, but it was a blast. – ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I’ll be Chelsea. That has five stars.
I’m assuming that’s good. – All right, Dortmund. Uh, I’ll do the alternate
because alternate is always better. – Okay, so you’re the bright one then. – Let’s go.
– (groaning) Oh my gosh! So I can’t– oh, okay! So is this– this is–
I think this is starting. Oh, what does that mean?
– What are you doing? – No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I don’t even know what I am doing. I feel like this is– wait.
Did I do that? – Uh, I mean, I guess.
– Or is that the computer? Ah, ah!
– Oh. Oh darn. – Come on, punt. Maybe if I just keep
on running this will work! (squealing) Please!
– Nope. – Aw, come on! Get the– this isn’t
even that hard of a game. It’s just taking a ball
and kicking it into a goal. – Okay, soccer is
really complex, all right? – I don’t understand the rules of soccer. – Oh my god!
– I keep on kicking it out! Oh my god. How did I go so far?
Someone get the ball! – (announcer) …bursting
to make an impact. – What does that mean, that it rolled out? What does it mean?
– It’s out of bounds. – Let’s throw the thing.
– This game is going nowhere right now. – No, it’s going nowhere. (spectators cheering) – This is hard. – I’ve had so many opportunities,
but I haven’t capitalized on anything. – Kick it or whatever you’re
supposed to be doing right now. Yes. God, I think I’m actually enjoying this,
which is the worst part because I– (gasping) oh my god! (groaning) Go, go, go, go, go!
Please, please, please– – No, come back.
– Please, please, please. – Come back!
– Please, no! – Come back here.
– Screw you, Dylan. – No, no, no, no!
– No, come on! (gasping) Oh [bleep]!
Dude, that was so close! I am so mad. Shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. No! No, Dylan, go away! – No!
– YES!!! YES! Oh my god! Oh, Dylan, I am so sorry,
but this is so much fun. Go, go, go, go.
– Can I just score one goal, please? – No! You can’t have this, Dylan.
(ref blowing whistle) – Are we done?
– No way. – Wow.
– YES!!! – Why am I–?
– WOO! Yeah! Yeah, can I hear it
in the back, please? Woo! (laughing) ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I’m gonna go with Real Madrid.
– That’s some typical shit though. That’s literally the only team I know. – That’s exactly why I picked them. You’re going with Portugal?
– Yeah. Let’s do different colors.
– This guy looks like Steve Nash. – Dude, the purple looks good. – I know, I’m feeling grapey right now. – I’ll go this team then–
this color– so we can be opposite. – Hey, my guy’s running around.
♪ At night, I think of you ♪ Oh, f–
– (announcer) It’s got the game underway. – Where’s the ball?
– (announcer) A tackle from the defender. – What? What?
That was a horrible pass. What is going on here? I don’t know what I just did.
– Yeah! Ha-cha!
(spectators cheering) – (announcer) Here’s a shot!
– Ha-cha! Ha-cha! Huh-huh-huh–
– I don’t even know what– – GOAAAAAAL! All right, here we go. We’re gonna pass it to him
and then we’re gonna– – Come on.
– Boom. – No, okay– I knew that wasn’t over. – The wind picked that up a little bit.
– It did, yeah. – I felt it actually through the TV. (air horn blowing) Don’t these guys get paid a lot of money? Like, shouldn’t they know
how to kick a soccer ball? Oh, ooh, ooh. – You’re gonna get
another point right here. – (announcer) Another shot!
(ref blowing whistle) – You choked, man.
– You get too excited and then I just jam my thumb into the controller and then
I just shoot it over the stadium. – Now I’m on the other side of the field,
and I don’t really like that. Come on though. That was–
– That was a pass. – I was about to say, huh? – Wait, why am I in a goal over here? I was just making sure
there was nothing sketchy in that goal. – Oh shoot, I got 13 minutes left. Dude, look at how fast it goes! What the heck?
(ref blowing whistle) Is it over?
– (FBE) And that is the end of the match. – You see, I was going down the field. I won.
– ♪ Victorious ♪ I hit it in the goal,
that’s all that matters. We got the touchdown.
We’re going on to the next round. It’s gonna be fun. ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I’m gonna be cheap as [bleep]
because I know he knows how to play the game, so I’m gonna use
the most OP team in the game. – Classic XI? – It’s, like, all the OG
legendary soccer players. – I went with my boys, Man U. I trust them to lead me to victory. – What color are you gonna go with,
because I only have white and blue. – I’ll go with red. Okay, you can start off with the ball. Go! Oh my god– why
didn’t I take off Rooney? Go! Go, De Gea.
Throw it out. – Give it to me! Give it to me!
– Throw it at the– dude! Who are you throwing it at?!
– Let’s go, boy! – Go! What are you–?!
Rooney, you old [bleep]! – Oh my god.
– (announcer) I think that’s the key. – Dude!
– (announcer) Another shot! (spectators cheering) – NO! This is some bullshit! Did you see that? Go, Rashford, go. – (announcer) …switch
on the attacking power. – I’m sorry, what?
– Rashford! – Bro, you [inaudible].
You overshot it. That was you. Yeah, I got it.
– Dude, you’re such a cheap player. – Cheap player? You mean
keeping it away from my goal? – Get that– dude!
– Oh, take it! Take it! Let’s go!
All the way! All the way! (laughing) Go!
– Bailly. Bailly. (groaning)
– De Gea, you beautiful angel of a man. You got one lucky goal.
– One lucky goal? It was a fair goal. (spectators cheering) – Oh, we’ve got the ball here. I’ve got my boy Lingard coming on. – (announcer) It’s an attack
for Manchester United. – Thank you.
– (announcer) Another shot! What? What’s that? No! – (screaming joyously) I will gladly take that! Oh my god.
– Diss. – Dude, why did my guy just fall?
– I don’t know. That is a red card!
– No, that’s a yellow. – That’s– you didn’t even touch the ball! Give him the red!
– Oh shit! – Red card, BOY! – Pass it up.
Give it back to Lingard. Reus, finesse!
– (announcer) …goal, he went for it. – Ooh.
– YES! Let’s go, boy! Oh, look, I’m gonna use
the Ethan tactic and just kick it where nobody is. – Okay, that’s– I didn’t kick it
where nobody is. There’s usually one of my guys over there. They were just leagues away from him. – Are you– uh– I’m trying to think
of a witty comeback, but I have nothing. But I won, so it doesn’t [bleep] matter! ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I’m just gonna go with Chelsea again. – You picked the best team in the game. – (tsking) Okay. Let’s go! Oh my god, come on. All right.
(button mashing) – This is how you win. – Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on. Please? (groaning) My god!
Why is this going past? Stop! No! (sighing) Oh, thank god. Aah, come on, come on, come on, come on. No! No! (sighing) Oh, thank god! – How is she saving these? – Aah! Aah, come on! Damn it. No, no, no, no! Oh! Oh! No.
No, what was that? – I thought that was a goal.
– No– we’re– no. No. (groaning) Oh my god. – It’s just too much!
– Oh my god! Yes, we’re still good.
We’re still good. We’re still good.
– Everyone, throw yourselves! – No, that was way too much.
– (announcer) So it’s halftime… – Oh, it’s halftime. Shit. One of us has got to make a goal,
and it’d better be me. (spectators cheering) – Come on– wait,
I don’t know what’s happening. Oh, is that me? (laughing) Oh, I’m on the other side. Shit! – My technique is just to throw
my players. Ha-cha! – Ugh, no! Come on,
that’s not even your teammate. YES!
– Ooh! Ooh! – Oh my god! You don’t got this. No! No!
– Oh! Oh! – YES!
– I should have shot it! – WOO!
– I should have shot it. (groaning)
– (sighing) What?! Why did I get a red card? What did I–? Oh!
– That was a hard slide. – Oh, what is this?
– I don’t know what’s going on. – I don’t understand either. Oh no!
– Headbutt. – No, come on.
– (humming) No, no, no, no. – Yes!
– Ow. – Am I gonna get
a yellow card for that? (laughing) – I don’t know how it goes in soccer. You could’ve broken my leg.
– No, chill out. – And flicking me in the ear. – No– (groaning) come on! Shit. – You’ve gotta lightly tap it.
– Lightly tap it? – Yes–
– No! No! No!
– AAH! – NO!!! Oh my god, no!
– I’m so happy. No! Yes, okay, come on. No, stop it, Beau! (laughter) Aah, no!
– Everyone, throw yourselves. – Stop. What the hell?
(ref blowing whistle) No, that’s not game. Stop! Stop! You know what?
Good game, Beau. – Good game. ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I’m gonna give you
the benefit of the doubt and say that you’re gonna win.
– I’m gonna give it my best shot. I’ll stick to Norway. – I’m gonna– oh my god. Norway? – Are you from Norway?
– My last name is. – I’m gonna go cheap.
Let’s do some [inaudible] jersey, or we’re gonna get mixed up. I’ll go purple. Wait, no, that’s still too– okay.
– There you go. – Teal. Attack him, Suárez. What are you doing?
– Bye. – What are you doing?
– Suck! No! – Foul!
– (laughing) – What are you do–
you’re playing so dirty. – I had a good teacher. – Go, go, go.
Neymar, get in. – Dang it!
– Go, Neymar. – (announcer) They’re
about to kick the ball. – Oh, look at that skill!
– Dang. No, no, no, no, no!
– NO! – No! HUH! HUH! – Nope, get it back. Get it back.
– Nope! Nope! – Hey, hey, hey.
– Hey! No! No! – Put it in!
– No! – YES!!!
– Dang it! (spectators cheering) (ref blowing whistle) – Oh shit, the sleeves coming up?
– Yeah. – Witness this, kiddies.
I’m about to rub it in. – I’m about to die, so witness me! – (announcer) Ivan Rakitić. – Oh shoot!
– That’s a– – Bye-bye.
– How? – Bye! No! No! Okay, that might have been a foul.
– Did my guy foul? Yeah, he’s only on the leg–
only on the leg. He’s only on the field, holding his ACL. – Okay, it’s only a yellow card. – I know I should have gone for Madrid. They have a much younger team. They’re, like, grandpas.
– Oh my goodness! – They collect welfare checks playing.
– (laughing) – (announcer) …for him, of course. – Coming in. Yes, go.
Go, Suárez. – (gasping) Dang it!
– Yes! Luis!
– No! – Suárez! Go. Go, Messi. Ooh, Messi. – No! No! No!
Are you freak– (sighing) – I got that one in. You should get one of those
Walmart scooters for [inaudible]. – (laughing) – (announcer) …quick-witted play there. – Ah, that’s so rude!
(ref blowing whistle) – Dude, you’re just fouling my players. Like, they can’t walk. And now they’re getting tackled.
– That was an accident. – Sure– oh, just another
yellow card, you know? – It’s all good. Oh! – Oh, he already had a yellow. – (FBE) And that’s the end of the match.
– Well. – I would give you a handshake,
but handshakes are for winners. ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
(explosion) – I shouldn’t talk smack
because Beau can pick me up and he can body slam me.
– That’s true. I want to be a mint-flavored team. I’m trying to figure out how to kick. All right, we’re good. – (announcer) …create much anticipation. – No, no! Foul! Penalty!
– (laughing) – (announcer) Penalty.
– Oh. – (laughing) Look at the way he broke in like that. Oh my god, that was dirty. – He went WWE on his ass. – Dude, I cannot get
the hang of this penalty thing. – It’s like you just learned
how to kick a soccer ball for the first time. – Pass it to Modrić. Whoa, Benzema. – (announcer) …kick good
with this attack. -Yeah! My boy, Benzema! – He was moving a little too well for me. Wa-cha! – That’s one of the cheapest things
you can do in all of FIFA, is just kick it down field. – I need all the cheap shots
that I can get right now, right? – Nope.
– Dude, you’re a fricking pro. – Dude! That’s a foul! – That’s a cheap shot for you. – Red card. Give him the red. Yes! – He looks like the kid
that would tell on you in class. – (announcer) The referee
has signaled for halftime. (spectators cheering) – I need Messi to get in the game. – Oh, you actually know what his name is. – Yes, that’s the only guy I know. That’s why I picked this team. All right, I’ve got a new strategy. Forget making goals.
– (laughing) – We’re making injuries. – Ah, Ronaldo. Oh!
– Oh god. – Go, Ronaldo. Run! – Oh god. Huh! Huh! – Sweet, goal! – All right, so I gotta
make two points in about– – 32 minutes. – Oh god.
– Oh, Asensio, Asensio. – (announcer) The break is definitely on. – Well, kids…
this is an all-out murder. I have a feeling that I picked
a bad formation or something. Maybe that has something to do with it.
– Go in, go in, go in. (spectators cheering) – (humming) – I just destroyed your guy. That’s it. That’s game.
(referee blowing whistle) – I hate losing so much. You guys have no idea. It’s a fun game when
you’re not playing with a veteran. – I just want to say
you played a good game, but we all can’t be in first place. – Thanks for watching us play
FIFA 17 on the React channel. – Subscribe for new gaming
episodes every week. – Goodbye! – Hey, everybody! Derek here,
one of the React channel producers. You want to see
some real FIFA pro strats? Boom! Check that out. Want to see what other antics
the staff can get up to? Check out the Fine Brothers Snapchat
and social media accounts. It’s kind of fun.
See you later.

100 Replies to “FIFA ’17 GAMING TOURNAMENT (React: Gaming)”

  1. Hey everyone! Thanks for watching the FIFA 17 Tournament on this episode of REACT Gaming! Check out the rest of the channel for more Gaming videos, and other series – we release new videos at noon PST almost every day! Thumbs up for more Gaming! – FBE Team

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  2. I am going to have to get Fifa 17 for my birthday because i absolutely love the sport but bever got to play the game, even though i am a huge gamer

  3. how many red cards where in that video! i wish i could be there and just destroy all of them because i know too much about the game and sport. xbox one username is gdoogman, challenge me anytime

  4. 14:24 – how is THAT a penalty? Ronaldo did not hit the ball and the defender kicked it… There was no foul play, nothing the defender did made Ronaldo lose his step and not hit the ball. And because he missed the ball, he fell, just as the defender went to clear the ball, which he did fairly…

  5. I have FIFA 17 Ilove it and I'm good at it its one of my favorite games and minecraft and my favorite teames are Madrid doutmund hilal Manchester United astonvilla and arsenal

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