Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain

Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain


BEFORE, PEOPLE ARE CALLED YOU THE REAL TONY STARK. OKAY, YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. AS I SPADE SPACE-X, TESLA. NOW YOU’VE GOT SOLAR CITY AND SOLAR PACK THAT PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR HOUSES.( APPLAUSE )ARE YOU SINCERELY TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD?>>WELL, I’M TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, YEAH. I MEAN, SAVING THE WORLD IS NOT– I MEAN –>>BUT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS AND YOU’RE A BILLIONAIRE. I MEAN.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LIKE SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.>>I’M TRYING TO DO USEFUL THINGS. ( LAUGHTER ) I –>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE TESLA. I HAVE A TESLA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: OKAY, AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.( APPLAUSE )YOU GOT A NEW THING THAT YOU THINK IS– PEOPLE ARE GOING TO UPON FOR THEIR TESLA. JIM, CAN WE SHOW FOOTAGE OF THIS? I THINK IT’S CALLED– THIS THING IS THE POWER ARM. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY–>>IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER.>>Stephen: IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER THAT AUTOMATICALLY PLUGS INTO YOUR CAR WHEN YOU GET HOME.>>THIS LOOKS A LITTLE WRONG. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE THING THAT JACKS INTO THE BACK OF NEO’S HEAD IN “THE MATRIX.”>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: IS THAT THING GOING TO ATTACK ME IN MY SLEEP?>>FOR THE PROTOTYPE, AT LEAST, I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT DROPPING ANYTHING WHEN YOU’RE NEAR IT. ( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW ANOTHER THING THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS YOU SINCERELY THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO TO MARS, THAT MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD GO TO MARS.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHY DO WE WANT TO GO TO MARS? IT’S UNINHABITABLE. VE TOBE IN DOMES AND EVERYTHING.>>INITIALLY.>>Stephen: INITIALLY?>>YES.>>Stephen: REALLY? HOW LONG BEFORE WE CAN TURN MARS INTO SOMEPLACE WE CAN LIVE IT IS A FIXER-UPPER OF A PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) SO AT FIRST YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE IN TRANSPARENT DOMES, BUT EVENTUALLY –>>YES, WE’RE GOING TO BE HUFG EACH OTHER.>>BUT EVENTUALLY YOU CAN TRANSFORM MARS INTO AN AIRCRAFT-LIKE PLANET.>>Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?>>YOU WARM IT UP. JUST WARM IT UP.>>Stephen: WITH A BLANKET OR– HOW WOULD YOU WARM MARS UP? IT’S A LONG WAY AWAY FROM THE SUN.>>THERE’S A FAST WAY AND A SLOW WAY.>>Stephen: OKAY, GIVE ME THE FAST WAY.>>THE FAST WAY IS DROP THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS OVER POLES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A SUPER VILLAIN! THAT’S WHAT A SUPER VILLAIN DOES.>>YEAH.

38 Replies to “Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain”

  1. Well, I think we are looking the solution for the warming mars problem in a wrong way. Because generating a heat that could melt the polar ice is either too long expensive task or somehow unacceptable like nuking mars.  So if we cannot generate enough amount of heat to melt the ice, why don’t we make the ice take little solar energy to melt? Meaning the normal albedo (fraction of light that is reflected by a body or surface) of snow is nearly 1.0 whereas that of charcoal is about 0.04. This is because snow is white and charcoal is black and black materials absorb sun rays better than white and that means more heat energy is trapped in the black material. What if the ice in mars is made to be black artificially? I can think of multiple ways to do that and this way will be effective because just slightly warmer temperature would cause what left of mars ancient carbon dioxide atmosphere to start gassing up out of the ground in the polar ice caps and stay in the atmosphere year round, water ice will start to fall adding vapor to the atmosphere and water vapor is very important green house gas to warm the planet.   

    You can see deatils of the project via https://www.globalinnovationexchange.org/innovation/melting-mars-polar-ice-cap or https://twitter.com/AntenhGashaw/status/1165525310265319425

  2. “Drop thermal nuclear weapons on the poles of Mars”.

    entire audience laughs like it’s a fuckin Jester show This man is beyond us. And the idea sounds risky, but possible.

  3. Honestly humans can warm up mars real quick. Why are we even moving to mars? Cuz we warmed up the earth?

    That's supposed to be a joke.

  4. I'm convinced that Conan is the only actually good talk show host. Listening to Colbert and these other hosts is like nails on chalk board.

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