DRUNK FIFA…

DRUNK FIFA…


Uhhhhh Jesus Yo guys what’s up Welcome to drunk Fifa I don’t know what I’m doing right now Sure let’s do a season; Division 10. If you don’t believe I’m drunk by the way I literally just threw up. Like even though I’m drunk alright I shouldn’t lose a game coz look at my team that’s sick. What the fuck is your team oi red lines galore bro What the fuck is that Oh shit. What the fuck I was tryna tackle the guy up top. A RED! I’m two minutes in Been a good game lads oh shit……oh shit…..OHH SHIT wait I’m winning what the fuck is going on I know I’m in division ten but what the fuck is going on oh far side….far side bro far…..REF….REF Thank you; what is going on? Neuer just to…just to take the piss Here we go here we go Go on Neuer Low key what the fuck oh shit Benzema’s through Benzema’s through and he smashes it oh my god, yo my team’s sick My team is too sick. Like honestly I’m not even wearing trousers right now Oh shit, oh shit Oh shit, oh shit I’m three nil up. [Music plays] *Call me on my cellphone* *Late night when you need my love Yeah. Quit the fucking game I want to go into another game. Oh it’s halftime. I see you bro. You wanna stop? What? What? You think you’re Callux yeah? You want me too…he’s challenging me to play with Neuer. You hear that? You see this? Oh shit! Farside. Oh shit. You just got fucked mate. What you saying? Oh oh ooooh shit Oh shit you just got fucked mate How you feel? Uh oh. Uh oh. How dare…how dare you? Oh shit The fuck is he saying? Oh here we go, here we go. There’s a final attack. Ooooh shit! Ooooh What the fuck was that? That’s it. Game done. Fuck it, let’s do another game. I zoomed in. I don’t give a shit. Uuuurgh. What the fuck Oh my God. What the fuck is this team? So many green lines what the fuck Neymar! Neymar! Griezman! What the…what the hell? All I can tell you is; I’m drunk as hell I can guarantee you this that I will win this match. Look, right I told you. One-nil. Bang. Done. Yo, it’s eleven minutes in bro. Don’t fucking quit. Oh my God. It’s eleven minutes in. Right, division ten is like something you can do fully wasted. How the fuck have I managed to get that * [singing] That’s when I smile in her face. Hold tight I wanna take my place. Hold tight I wanna take my place. Hold tight I wanna take my pla- oh my God I’m losing What the fuck, what the hell? How does that dude…I was trying to take the piss outta this dude and now I’m fucking…now I’m losing What…no…no. Oh…oh… Oh…pen! Thank you, thank you; cheers ref. I mean penalties are like… I mean what the fuck, alright Alright…oooh, oooh What? I mean he has bronze players I shouldn’t care if it’s going in. Neymar runs down the line, he turns back He passes in…he turns *mumbling* *mumbling*. That was sick, I scored a backheel. Aaaand done Done; three-one. It’s game over. Oh my God. Alright, Ready? From here…from here Oh Oh my God. Fucking… Simon… That’s a red. That was disgusting. That was a red. It’s his captain; el capitano. [italian accent] Give him the red cardo… Touch out…take a touch out. Pass it in. Pass it…got…wait…what Pen! Thank you, thank you. See you later mate. Look, this is what I’m saying right: I can …I can turn around and I’ll score this. Bang, thank you. Uh huh huum! What!? And there’s the goal. Bang. Done. It’s…it’s…it’s so easy if I just like…as soon as I actually start trying. Even though I’m drunk and I don’t know what I’m really doing like everyone’s a blur Alright then take it outside and then… smash it across the goal. Alright I’m…honestly it’s just so fucking easy. Buh and then buh like honestly it’s not even…fuck…I’ve got a fucking Right, already? Bang. And bang. Done. This..this is honestly 7-2 mate. 7-2. He shoots…Dani Alves! It’s over; game over. Thank you very much. Shitting hell. Alright guys that proves that you can win with this team even is a drunk state I don’t know what I just said there. Thank you guys for watching and peace.

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