It’s cold and flu season.
The perfect time for a Viral Infection. GOOOOO! Oh man! Them saws were not playing. Oh my goodness. Everyone’s too damn close together. I can’t see! Oh man! Oh my god. Oh, shit. Oh man. Oh man. That’s all I can say is “Oh man”. Oh man, mayne. Can I get a checkpoint? Is this a checkpoint? Thank you! Thank goodness. Downward thrusters because I don’t trust this curve and I’m glad I turned on my downward thrusters. Because look at what we’re going over. Oh my good — OH you suck! Again but we’ll get on this side. Downward thrusters! Be prepared — You have got to be kidding me! Right in my face. It sawed right in my face. Just chill. Just chill going over this hill. That’s okay, let’s go over here. Oh WHAT? You can’t just come out of nowhere like that. Are you kidding me? I guess we’ll go like, baby steps. Around here. Damn! What the hell is that? I need some headlights because I can’t — People think they’re so fucking clever putting shit right in right as soon as you go through the damn portal. I’m blasting off into space. I’m probably blasting off into somebody’s face. OK. That’s some bullshit right there. There’s no — how does anybody time that shit? And I gotta come over here and do a wall jump like that? How do they expect non pros to do that? Land, land! Ever so grand. Checkpoint right here. You bitch! Yeah, you go saw. You go. I see you. I see what you’re trying to do. Fruitcakes on Sunday. Suck it. I hate you! I can’t do this. I can’t do this anymore. I can’t take it. I can’t take the impossible. Look at this bullshit. I probably have to go all the way back to the saw. OK no I don’t. This level needs to be over like yesterday. Well that was the best part of this level so far is flying through that grinder area. Oh, I almost went around the orb because I thought it was a freaking rock. I’m about to get spiked, aren’t I? Glitched. And overheat. Like an idiot! Oh, no glitch this time? Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the greatest of them all? Me? If I could say “mirror” correctly. According to the description, this is a track — What the hell — OK I went into first person. Let’s get out of that. This is a track inspired by — uh oh. OK good. A track inspired by the song Mirror Mirror from RWBY, I would assume. Holy frijoles. Where’s the road-ass? Oh, it’s a flying — Oh I didn’t think I was going to make that. They’re — OK I was going to say, they’re off the track. Oh. Oh oh ew ew ew ew ew. That was disgusting. That was disgusting. That was dirty. Look at this road! They just put roads anywhere. They don’t have to make sense. They just have to be roads. I don’t know how I’m doing it. I don’t even want to know what position I’m in. Look at this. How?! Oh, I can drive around? Realz? One bump? It’s snow — are you — WHAT? You have got to be kidding me. We’re just going to fly over here hopefully. And land. We’re not even going to mess with that bullshit. I see it up here and we’re just going to go. We’re just going to go. Just going to go. You missed the damn orb! Um, which way? That way, I’m assuming. Man, this level is forever. Can I fly in here? I’m about to test it. Yep, because I’m not even going over there. B-S. Riddikore