Laser beams ahead! Like how we dodged that and jumped
through boom! Oh nope! We lost the top half of our car. Boom! Boom! Boom! Laser beams! It’s the future…is now. Watch out! Don’t follow anybody. Because they are gonna crash.
And so will I. Oh crap I jumped early. Shit!
Go go go go go! Son of a whore. Get up! Go! Are you [rage noises] Go! Oh my goodness. Jump over the
bitch. How are you not jumping over the bitch? Go! Fourth place still. They could mess up way
down the line. I don’t know. Got to keep going. Here we go with ceiling
jumps I was talking about. I don’t know where I’m at! Am I…where am I? Am I going the right
way? Am I facing the right way or am I going the wrong way? Nope that’s the wrong way.
This is the right way. Get out of my way AJOE! Flip! Good go go go go! That
wasn’t clean but it worked. Flip. You didn’t flip. AJOE caught up. AJOE caught up and
puts me in fifth place. Ceiling jump! Oh you missed. You forgot to flip. Why didn’t you flip? We’re
scratching the paint! Oh my goodness. But we’re good. We landed
it like a boss. Watch the…watch the saws. Oh crap! Ok good, good, good. Going to go this way.
Stay on the track. Boom. Jump. Jump. Son of a bitch. Go go go go go! You don’t want to wait. You don’t want to see that little
animation of you dying slowly. You want to get moving. Oh shit, ok. Can I fly? Good. Not that I need to. Go! Wall jump. Wall run. Wall ride is what they call it. Jump! Watch the freaking saws. Oh crap! Laser beams. Jump! Had to jump early
to make that. I don’t know what place I’m in. Anybody finish yet? People being terminated by
the laser grid. That’s what happens when you fall off track. Shit! Go foward. Get the checkpoint. Good. Where are we flying to? Get on the ground if we can.
Get on the ground. Soft landing. Smooth. Don’t overheat. Good. Go. Get on the ground if we can. Shit, wall ride. Wasn’t clean. Wasn’t clean.
I think somebody else crashed there. Oh shit, ceiling. Oh crap. Go go go go! Try it again. Here we go. Ceiling. Damn it! Walls. To the ceiling, to the wall. Till the sweat drops down my balls. Oh shit keep going.
Just keep going. We can make this checkpoint. Damn these ceiling flips, man. Holy crap. I can’t
even see. Boom! You didn’t flip. Damn it. Go! Why didn’t the car clip? Okay. Go. Car just jumps off the ground but it doesn’t flip.
Oh my goodness which way am I facing? I’m falling. I’m free-falling. Put the wheels on the ground! AJOE finished. F that. Yes I’m done. I’m done with the
whole flipping thing. It warps me out of the level and I can see where
other people are getting stuck. There’s FIRESOULE right there. And I can change the camera
angle and get closer to him or I can, there we go. If there is more than one person I
could also switch to them too. Do you let go of A to rotate or you do you hit it with your palm?
I don’t use A. You’re supposed to jump and the then move the stick and it’s supposed to rotate. For some reason it
wasn’t rotating. Use triggers. That’s helpful to know. Out of my way! I can’t see! Laser beams ahead! Like how we dodged that and jumped
through boom! Oh nope! We lost the top half of our car. We lost the top half of our car. Ah damnit.
I didn’t rotate. Shit, reset. Ok we’re going ot try the triggers now. We’re going ot try
them triggers. Boom! Nope that didn’t help. That didn’t help at all. Am I not using the right…?
Ok maybe I’m not using the right stick. That must be what’s getting me F’d up. Yes, I’m not using the right damn stick.
Literally the right stick. I’m supposed to use the right stick and press the X button. Shit! Son of a bitch on pay day. You have to let off the fucking gas so you can move your
hand So that you can rotate. Oh crap. Son of a bitch! That got me in fucking
practice too, I know. I could’ve caught up by now if I wasn’t such
and idiot! Oh shit. Oh that was close. Laser beams! And saws.
Oh shit! Go go go! Oh bitch. You bitch. You bitches of bitches. Oh come on! Let me go! Let me go! That’s what it’s telling me. Just go straight down the path. Oh fuck me. Oh dick on a dick of dicks. Go go go! Oh. I hit the stick before I… I used…shit. Oh crap. Oh crap. Watch out for this little flying saucer guy. It can
put some shit in your way. Boom! See that? Little bitch. Little bitch. What’s going on here? Oh I remember this motherfucking part. Oh shit! Where am I? I don’t know. Come on, come on! Holy crap! I don’t think I ever got this far.
I don’t remember this. This is nice and peaceful compared to
that other shit. Oh shit, you bitch! I remember that. And that. Son of a dick. Are you fucking kidding me? You dumbass!
You dumbass! Oh shit. Get off the fucking…60 seconds, go go go! Oh I got this. Yipee! Never give up! Never surrender! Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit! Get out of the way, go go go! People are
wrecking. That’s good. Shit! Respawn. Why are these fucking things so… Son of a bitch! Taking up all the damn space in the road. Fuck! You’ve got to be kidding me. Usually you can
go around either side, but… Yeah, they’re all fucking ahead of me. Need one of ya’ll…a couple of ya’ll to get
wrecked. I’d appreciate it. You flipped the wrong way you asshole! Flashing lights everywhere. Son of a bitch on pay day with the fucking blades. Oh shit…ahhhhh. I can’t see. Too many names. The finish must be near. People are finishing.
Oh shit, okay! Oh shit. I totally missed the road. Can I
hit it? Get on the road, get on the road before you overheat. Oh, dick! Oh, dick. Back on road. Shit.
Get up! No! Shit. Fuck! Son of a bitch! Are you fucking kidding me? The end was right fucking there. Fuck! I can’t put this up online. Come on. I can’t put
this on my channel Who’s first? I’m it? Oh shit! Okay.