Distance Gameplay – PC Racing Game / Online Multiplayer Race Mode 6

Distance Gameplay – PC Racing Game / Online Multiplayer Race Mode 6


At least I can follow them and — OOOOOH! Suck it on Tuesday. On Tuesday. Suck it everyday. Except Tuesday. If it’s Saturday night, it’s time for
a black light. GOOOOOOOOOOO! Flippin’, hoppin’, bippin’, and boppin’. We’re all right next to each other. Like an undercover brother. *gasp* Except I would — I would do that.
I would do that. *laugh* I want to be part of the group!
Hold on guys! I want to be part of the group. Wait, looks like some people crashed.
Oh I see! I see what’s going on here. We got some B.S. pop — poppin’ up. Oohkay. Flickering saws. That’s awesome.
That’s freaking awesome. Oh my goodness. Uhh? OK. Why did I do that? Why did I do that?
OK! Get on the wall then, if you’re going.
If you’re going! Get off the wa — get off the wall.
Get off the wall. Get off the wall. GET OFF THE WALL! Just stay on — stay on the ground. There’s like a lot of nothing in front of
me and it makes me scared. But this is pretty damn cool.
This is pretty damn cool. Oh shit! Which way am I — Which way do I go? Which way do I go, bro? Which way do I go?
This way? Oh my goodness. That does not look like
the right way. Um, let’s go this way. Shins … on … shoes? Ok, it looks like we’re out over here. OK. Someone’s right – yep! Someone’s right there.
They be right there. You suckers! Man, it is really hard to see the — the curves of the road in this. Because I keep hitting them! Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Reset. Just go. Just go! We’ll take whatever position we are in. It’s not the five or the six.
It’s the seven. GOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh man. Man! OK! What? Realz? How’s everyone doing? Everyone still good?
Everyone still on track? Man, that plays with my eyes.
That orange flashing light. Oh get off the s — What am I doing?
What am I doing? I thought that was a ceiling.
I thought that was a ceiling. It was most certainly not a ceiling. Trying to get clever with it for no reason. OK, this one is definitely a ceiling. Um, but you need to stay on the road. No! On the road. On the road. OK,
we’ll go down here. Just fly down here. We’re in sixth but you know, um. Yeah. Yeah-ba. Yeah-ba.
Yabba dabba do. It took awhile for them wings to come out.
I knew I pressed the fly button. But, uh, I thought I didn’t have the ability
to fly. So when I pressed the button again, it
turned flight off. Oh my goodness. That played with my mind
too much right there. What is going on? OK, I’m trying to
stay on the blue part. Trying to stay…alive. Um, get up! Get off the damn roof!
Thank you! Ok now — Like an idiot. Like an idiot! Hey, but I’m still in the game.
I may be in sixth, but I’m still in the game. X marks the spot. Please let the finish be ahead. Boom! How many times will we die in
Di-onn City? GOOOOOOOOOOO! Is that my good luck bubble? Nope! It sure wasn’t! Fuck, fuck, shit — ???? Everything is not a jump and every — *sigh* I don’t know why that was so difficult. Because there’s like eighty million obstacles. And you’re trying to account for them all in
a split second. I’m so glad I didn’t — well, I’m stuck now.
So, OK. We back up. And I need to be able to see where I’m going.
Thank You! I was hoping this was the end already.
It kind of looked like one of the end arches. A little peaceful. Nobody is around me. What am I in fourth like always?
Oh, I’m in — Aw, damn it! Well, I was in third.
Am I still in third? I’m sure glad they put their regenerating
rings right outside of the Places where you can get cut in half
with the lasers. We’ll be sure not to hit the bumpers
on the side. The grinder bumpers on the side. Ohh I’m glad my wheels touched
the ground eventually. I feel like I’m boosting really slow
so I must be going upwards. Ohh see. See! I jumped for no reason.
I jumped for no reason. I hate myself. I hate myself.
This is not that difficult. I’m just making stupid mistakes today. Again! Really?! Ok, just chill. Just chill.
Ok we’re good. I mean — If we wouldn’t have made that, I don’t know. Do I have to go all the way back? I do!
I do have to come all the way back. Finally! Long enough to put me in fifth. I don’t think I hit a checkpoint yet
either so — No! I sure didn’t hit a checkpoint! Fuck! What the hell?! What is so bad about this part?
I don’t understand! Why I cannot — Why is this the hardest
part of this track? WHAT! THE! FUCK! Oh my goodness, I finally got the damn
checkpoint. Awesome. Awesome. I can see the end! We’re off to see the Wizard.
This is YELLOW! GOOOOOOOOOOO! What the heck? What the heck is going on?
I’m in a free-fall. We are all in free fall it would seem. Wait, which way am I facing? I don’t know.
Should I just reset? Let’s just reset. Downward thrust! Oh! That was a little
bit too much thrust. I mean, you can never have enough thrust but — All right, we’re on the track this time. Gotta get back to the track.
Get back. To the track. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it. Don’t crash here. Just go right between
the green. And yellow. Look at this. Oh my goodness. See I got off that boost there, because
I was scared. I haven’t seen a checkpoint in forever. Ok, it’s those thin yellow ones. It’s a little too close for comfort. I’m here. I’m here. I’m here.
Checkpoint me. Is that the road? Which way am I going? Am I going up
or down? Looks like I must be going down, but — Shit! I was in second place and now I’m in sixth. Because I can’t see the damn track. I don’t know how I found it.
But it’s here. WHATEVER! Hopefully we can recoil from that last race. GOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh my goodness! Oooh I was about to
be upset. I was about to be upset all day.
If I would’ve crashed. At least I can follow them and — OOOOOH! Suck it on Tuesday. On Tuesday. Suck it everyday. Except Tuesday. How am I in fourth? I know everybody
and their mom crashed back there. Or got chopped up. I’m just going slow. Oh my goodness. Got the checkpoint. I can’t see the damn road, though!
It’s clear. It’s clear that I can’t see the road. Nice lightning. Ummm, what? Where am I goin? OK. I guess we’re supposed to fly? I’m going to assume these are the ring.
The cooling rings. Is my assumption. It appears to be
accurate. Somebody crash right there. Stay cool. It’d be nice if — land.
Get on the damn road again! On the road again! Looks like it’s coming up. Won’t land prematurely.
Aw man. I should’ve stayed in the air.
So I don’t have to do these damn hops. Flip! I want a checkpoint like right now. Fly. Fly! Fly like a bird.
Damn it, reset. Go go go! My palms are sweaty.
Mom’s spaghetti. We good? OOOOOceans Eleven. We good? We good? We’re goin! NOOOO! I flew! I pressed the fly button! Because I saw that was coming up. Ramp it. Fly it. Where’s the —
Do we have a road? Uhhh, OK it’s a ramp. I shouldn’t have slowed down. Can we land? Can we land? Go go go! I’d rather drive through this than fly. Ummmm, where’s the road?
Holy crap it’s up there! Oh no! OK, good. Thought I was going to pass up
the damn thing. Third place.

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