‘Chris Rock vs. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’ Official Clip | Celebrity Deathmatch | #TBTMTV

‘Chris Rock vs. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’ Official Clip | Celebrity Deathmatch | #TBTMTV


CHRIS ROCK, HIS RAZOR WIT HAS MADE HIM ONE OF
AMERICA’S FAVORITE COMICS AND DESPITE STARRING IN
STINKER AFTER STINKER, HE SOMEHOW ALWAYS COMES OUT SMELLING LIKE CASH. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON, WRESTLER COME ACTION STAR. TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS OF PURE ASS-KICKING MUSCLE THAT KNOWS HOW TO SAY, BEAT DOWN IN 32 LANGUAGES. IS THAT TRUE TALLY? I HAVE NO IDEA JOHNNY, BUT I DO KNOW THIS, CHRIS ROCK HAS
ENTERED THE ARENA AND IS MAKING HIS
WAY INTO THE RING. FANTASTIC! WAIT A MINUTE, THIS DON’T LOOK LIKE
KNOW COMIC RELIEF. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE? IT’S CELEBRITY
DEATH MATCH SONNY. I’M GONNA KICK
CHRIS TUCKER’S ASS. DEATH MATCH, HUH, THIS PLACE DON’T
LOOK SO TOUGH. THE NEIGHBORHOOD
WHERE I GREW UP, NOW THAT PLACE WAS TOUGH. I’LL TELL YOU
HOW TOUGH IT WAS. MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS SO TOUGH THE SCHOOL PAPER HAD
AN OBITUARY COLUMN. [GROAN] OH YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS. SORRY I’M LATE BUT 2 O’CLOCK ASS
KICKING RAN LONG. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU MEAN I GOT
TO FIGHT HIM? THIS GUY’S NO
REAL WRESTLER. NOW HULK HOGAN, THERE’S
A REAL WRESTLER. I MAY NOT HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I’LL TELL YOU WHO
DWAYNE JOHNSON IS. HE’S ONE OF THIS COUNTRY’S
FINEST WRESTLERS, THAT’S WHO HE IS. BRING IT IN YOU TWO. ALL RIGHT. NO MORE LOUSY JOKES
OUT OF YOU AND YOU… YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, I’M GETTING OUT OF HERE. LET’S GET IT ON! THERE’S THE BELL
AND WE’RE UNDERWAY. LISTEN… JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE
ONE BIG ASS MONKEY… WHOOAAAA! WELL, THIS IS NO SURPRISE. DWAYNE JOHNSON WILL HAVE A COMMANDING ADVANTAGE
IN THIS FIGHT. THAT’S GREAT JOHNNY. A NUDE AVRIL LAVIGNE JUST
ENTERED THE RING NICK. THAT’S GREAT JOHNNY. WE’RE AT WAR WITH
JAPAN AGAIN NICK. THAT’S GREAT JOHNNY. HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? HOW WAS MY… IS THIS HOW IT’S
GONNA GO DOWN? YOU’RE GONNA
FOLLOW EVERY PUNCH WITH A LAME ONE-LINER? IT’S MY OEUVRE. WELL LET’S SEE
WHAT YOU SAY WHEN I BRING
ON THE PAIN. [STRUGGLE] [CROWD CHEERING/ROARING] WELL THIS IS JUST
PLAIN HUMILIATING. HAVE YOU SEEN DOGMA? NOW THAT WAS HUMILIATING. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT DOGMA WAS. DOGMA WAS ONE OF
THE FINEST EXAMPLES OF AMERICAN CINEMA
IN THE LAST… [CROWD CHEERING/ROARING] HERE’S A LITTLE
TRICK I PICKED UP ON THE SET OF POOTYTANG. WHAT? THAT EYEBROW SUPPOSED TO
SCARE ME OR SOMETHING? [CROWD CHEERING/ROARING] WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EVERYBODY’S
FACIAL HAIR TONIGHT? I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN. WHAT’S THE MATTER… FEELING A LITTLE BROW BEATEN? HOW DO YOU LIKE
TO BE DROPPED? BROW BEFORE THE ROCK. [STRUGGLE] PUNS!
AREN’T!
FUNNY! WHERE THE HELL DID CHRIS ROCK GET AN MTV MOVIE AWARD? YOU KIDDING? THOSE THINGS COME
IN A BOX OF CEREAL. JIMMY FALLON’S GOT TEN. YIKES. I KNOW, RIGHT. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING
IN THE RING WITH ME NOW? [STRUGGLE] I’VE BEEN IN WORSE SPOTS. IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
IN THE LONGEST YARD FOR ONE. LOOKS LIKE JOHNSON IS
SETTING UP FOR A LEAP… [CROWD ROAR] WELL HOW ABOUT
THIS DEATH FANS! CHRIS ROCK IS
COMPLETELY UNHURT AND JOHNSON IS
COMPLETELY MYSTIFIED. OH, HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. CHRIS ROCK’S NEVER
BEEN HURT BY A FLOP. NOT WALKING SO
TALL NOW ARE YOU? CHRIS ROCK STILL HAS
SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM. HE’S REALLY PUTTING
THE WOOD TO HIM. OH, OH, CHRIS BETTER THINK FAST, OR IT’S LIGHTS OUT. WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON? COME ON NICK EVERYBODY KNOWS
PAPER BEATS ROCK. YEAH, IT’S THE
CHRIS ROCK SHOW NOW. NO WAIT, JOHNSON
ISN’T FINISHED YET. MIND IF I CUT IN. SCISSORS BEATS PAPER ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LUCK’S RUN OUT. ARE YOU KIDDING? I’M THE LUCKIEST MAN
IN SHOW BUSINESS. I’M SO LUCKY PENNIES THROW
ME IN FOUNTAINS. I’M SO LUCK RABBITS
RUB MY FEET. I’M SO LUCKY… [STRUGGLE] [CROWD CHEERING/ROARING] LOOK AT THIS. DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS
DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. HE’S SHUT CHRIS ROCK UP. LOVE ‘EM AND CLEAVE
‘EM I ALWAYS SAY. THANKS FOR THE HAND… THIS NEXT ONE WILL COST
YOU AN ARM AND A LEG. [SQUEALING] NOW THAT’S USING MY HEAD. …OF STATE. OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? NOBODY SAW THAT. AND THE WINNER IS CHRIS ROCK. WHAT AN AMAZING BATTLE. I NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED THAT CHRIS ROCK
COULD BEAT THE ROCK.

100 Replies to “‘Chris Rock vs. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’ Official Clip | Celebrity Deathmatch | #TBTMTV”

  1. They should make a celebrity boxing/wrestling and other video 🎮 games😀and then you could choose your favorite celeb and play online…..that shyt be funny.lol.

  2. "A naked Avril Lavigne just entered the ring Nick."
    "That's great Johnny!"
    "We are at war with Japan again Nick."
    "That's great Johnny!"

  3. I used to watch this always as a kid,and i was searching for the name of the show for so long and now i finally found it

  4. Ah Celebrity Deathmatch. MTV's Mortal Kombat for celebrities all over haha

    Damn I miss this one and watched the hell out of it so many years back. Good times! This needs to be back haha

  5. MTV would surely make the show politically correct if thy ever brought it back, although watching President Trump getting physical with Coo Coo Pelosi and OMG Ocasio Cortez would be priceless…….

  6. I'm gonna like this video cuz I fucking hate The Stupid Rock with all my heart! I am so glad that bitch died!!!

  7. American military is Japan military. Japan military relies on America for protection and same with South Korea. There is no way Japan will start war with America with the no military they have. America gets a cut from Japan and South Korea economies too. It's a win win since Japan and South Korea focus on making goods and don't need big funding in their military and America provide protection and gets a cut. They all share in the wealth.

  8. “Where the Hell did Chris Rock get an MTV movie award?”

    “You kidding? Those things come in a box of cereal, Jimmy Fallon’s got ten.”

    LMFAO

  9. My mom used to hate me and my brother's watching this but my dad used to let us watch it without her knowing cause he also enjoyed it

  10. MTVSHD (S stand for special) and it so belong with that 600+ channels and it so bring back those special MTV moments we ever do miss {subscribe comment and like ty all so much}

  11. If this show was made now it would be the rock and Kevin heart lmao. I know they do the things with the matching names (jack black vs jack white) but that’s what people now a days would want to see haha.

  12. 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙇🤵🙍🤦🙇🙇🙎💇🦄🐯🐯🏕️🏜️🏗️🌏🗺️🌐🍃🍂🍃🍂🥀

  13. Wow this is horrible. As someone who watched the original this isn’t the same show did they forget Chris Rock was on the show previously.? New voice for nick? Mills doesn’t even sound the same.

  14. 4:58 “Now that’s using my Head of State. Aww who am I kidding? Nobody saw that.”
    I wish I hadn’t seen that movie.

    The satire here is great.

  15. We need more stop motion series like these, bloody and super funny, like Robot chicken, or supermansion, i just hope the news about Celebrity deathmatch returning on 2019 is true.

  16. Even though it's great to see MTV uploading the fights from Celebrity Deathmatch, it would be cool to have a revival series.

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