Breakdancing Might Make Its Way Into the Olympics

Breakdancing Might Make Its Way Into the Olympics


LOTS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEWS. WE’VE GOT AN UPDATE ON PRESIDENT
TRUMP’S NATIONAL EMERGENCY DECLARATION WHICH IS, OF COURSE,
USING TO GET HIS BORDER WALL WHILE HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI
HAS NOW ASKED MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO SIGN A LETTER THAT
WOULD OVERHAUL TRUMP’S DEFá(URJz AND THE RESOLUTION
IS SCHEDULED TO BE INTRODUCED TOMORROW. I THINK IT’S JUST NICE TO SEE A
WOMAN SIGN A LEGAL DOCUMENT ABOUT TRUMP THAT ISN’T A HUSH
AGREEMENT. (LAUGHTER)
IT IS STRANGE. NOW TO PUT THIS INñr TERMS THAT
THE PRESIDENT WOULDñr UNDERSTAND BASICALLY NANCY PELOSI IS BEING
A WALL BETWEEN TRUMP ANDçó HIS PRECIOUS WALL AND POLITICALLY
SHE’S GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)ñr NOW HERE’S THE THING, THIS IS
WHY, IF YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VOTE ON WHETHER OR NOT SOMETHING IS
AN EMERGENCY, I DON’T THINK IT’S AN EMERGENCY. NO ONE CAN BE LIKE OH MY GOD,
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET’S SEE WHAT THE NEIGHBORS
THINK BEFORE WEÑ.’ CALL 911. INçó OTHER TRUMP NEWS, ACCORDING
TO A RECENT ARTICLE, HEALTH OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN INSPECTING
DONALD TRUMP’S NEW YORK CITY RESTAURANTS. AND HAVE WRITTEN HIM CITATIONS
FORÑi NUMEROUS CRITICAL HEALTHñr VIOLATIONS INCLUDING LIVE MICE. YEAH. THE PRESIDENT IS ALREADY CALLING
THIS ANOTHER CASE OF HYPOCRISY BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA. HE SAYS OH, SURE, IT IS BAD WHEN
MY RESTAURANT HAS A MOUSE IN IT. WHEN DISNEYLAND HAS ONE
EVERYBODY LOVES IT. BUT IT’S NOT SURPRISING THAT
TRUMP’S RESTAURANTS ARE ININVESTED WITH VERMIN WHEN YOU
CONSIDER EVEN HIS LAWYER LOOKS LIKE A RAT. MOVING ON. (APPLAUSE)
MOVING ON. WE’VE GOT SOME EXCITING
TECHNOLOGY NEWS TO TELL YOU ABOUT. YESTERDAY SAMSUNG ANNOUNCED THE
RELEASE OF THEIR BRAND NEW PHONE, THE GALAXY FOLD. IT DOES THIS. YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. IT’S PRETTY COOLçó BUT HERE’S TH
CATCH. IT COSTS $2,000. YEAH. FOR THAT MUCH BET TER BETTER
ALSO UNFOLD INTO A CAR. THE NEW GALAXY FOLD CAN
INSTANTLY DOUBLE IN SIZE. IT’S BASICALLY ME AFTER THE
HOLIDAY BREAK. BUT SERIOUSLY, LAUGHING BECAUSE
IT’S TRUE. BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS A
REVOLUTIONARY ADVANCEMENT IN SMALL– CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY,
THINK ABOUT IT, NOW YOU HAVE TWICE AS MANY SCREENS TO CRACK,
IT’S WONDERFUL NSM OTHER NEWS THE OLYMPIC INTERNATIONAL
COMMITTEE IS LOOKING AT THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING SOME NEW
SPORT TO THE 2024 SUMMER OLYMPICS IN PARIS. AND ONE OF THOSE SPORTS COULD BE
BREAK DANCING. YEAH, I KNOW. (APPLAUSE)
IT’S INCREDIBLE. IN A MOMENTÑi JUST LIKEçóÑiÑi TH
AN OLYMPIC ATHELETE. THE BREAK DANCERS WILL BE JUDGED
ON OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY, FLEXIBILITY AND WHICH HAT THEY
CHOOSE TO PLACE IN FRONT OF THEM DURING THE PERFORMANCE. BREAK DANCING IN THE OLYMPICS IS
THE FIRST EVENT IN HISTORY WHERE YOU CAN BECOME A GOLD MEDALIST
AND SHOW STILL DISAPPOINT YOUR PARENTS WITH YOUR CAREER
CHOICES. WE HAD TO TELL BUT THIS,
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY DOG OWNERS TAKE MORE PICTURES OF
THEIR PETS THAN THEY DO OF THEIR SPOUSE. YES. I FEEL LIKE, I FEEL LIKE THIS
STUDY HAS ALREADY BEEN CONDUCTED SEVERAL MILLION TIMES BY ANYONE
WHO HAS EVER BEEN ON INSTAGRAM. DOG OWNERS TAKE MORE PICTURES OF
THEIR PET THAN OF THEIR SPOUSE. THE SAME IS ALSO TRUE FOR CAT
OWNERS, EXCEPT THEY NEVER HAVE SPOUSES. (LAUGHTER)
AND FAINLLY THE MARSHMALLOW HOLIDAY CANDY PEEPS RECENTLY
ANNOUNCED SOME STRANGE NEW FLAVORS INCLUDING COTTON CANDY,
ROOT BEER FLOAT AND PANCAKES WITHSJU
YEAH, EVEN THE MICE IN TRUMP’SÑi RESTAURANT WERE LIKE YOU KNOW
WHAT, WE’RE GOOD, I’M ALL RIGHT. IF YOU THINK PEEPS ARE STOPPING
WITH THESE DI GUSTINGLY SWEETENING NEW FLAVORS, ARE YOUÑ
WRONG, THED TOW UNVEILED THEIR NEWEST FLAVOR, SCREW IT, THIS
ONE IS JUST SUGAR.

61 Replies to “Breakdancing Might Make Its Way Into the Olympics”

  1. its weird when i hear the word “breakdancing” bc i feel like people who use the word think krumping, tutting, etc. is breakdancing & its not. it just feels like an antiquated term from the 80s to generalize all hip hop dance until they branched off. IMO, people should just refer to the correct term to specify which in this case is, “bboying"

  2. Actually I don't think the screen won't break as easy as the others because it folds, means it's flex display that flexes..

  3. They need to add tricking into the Olympics too. It can get complex and creative if someone's good enough. As someone who tricks and breaks, those two would be entertaining to watch in the Olympics.

  4. Break dancing in the Olympics! What a joke! Nowhere near a sport!! What's next checkers? Ill stop watching the Olympics altogether if break dancing makes into the games!!!

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