Boarding Order – Key & Peele

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and
gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to
begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class passengers only, please. Next, our business class
passengers may now board. Okay now we would like
to welcome our Regal Alliance Elite members. Regal Alliance Elite members. Okay now all passengers with children. Anyone with small children,
you may board now. Okay we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. – What? Why can’t? This is, thank you for your service. Thank you so much for your
service, God bless you. – Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Alright people in wheelchairs. Any priests, nuns, rabis, emoks. – What, why do they get special treatment? – Assalamualalaikum. – I’ve never. That’s typical. – Any old people in
wheelchairs with babies. (baby crying) Any old religious people
with military babies. – What’s a military? – Thank you for your service. Jason Schwartzman. Anyone with a blue
suitcase you may now board. – Finally. – Nope, not you, sir. – Not me? This is a blue suitcase. – That’s a blue computer bag. – So you’re not gonna let me on then. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn
it, damn it, damn it! God damn it! – Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky. Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. Drunk people. – Nope, it’s my bag. Sir. It’s. – Oh. Hello? Oh, hey Christian. Yeah, totally. Well you have your favorites
and I have my favorites. Okay. Call you later, chow, chow. Boarding group one. (dramatic music) – [Man] Jason Schwartzman! – [Man] Jason Schwartzman,
pick up your hand. Trying to find you, Jason. Jason Schwartzman. – [Man] I got him! I got Schwartzman here! Everyone, Jason Schwartzman’s fine. (cheering) We got Jason Schwartzman,
let’s rap it up people. – Boarding group one over here. Boarding group one.

100 Replies to “Boarding Order – Key & Peele”

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  2. Why didnt the granny in wheelchair with a baby didnt board when peele said people with babies.

    edit same with the monk with the uniformed baby.

  3. Imams?

    Well, it seems like the Americans did evolve a bit.

    And 10/10 on Jordan Peele for saying "assalamu alaikum".

  4. This was hilarious although I've never been on a plane ✈. I don't trust vehicles that move at 800mph 30,000 feet in the air. When falling from that height becomes ?% safe, that's when I'll BEGIN to consider it. ? It STILL may not happen. ?

  5. I feel so sorry for Key though and anyone who thinks they were going to get on first because of there group seatings. Smh

  6. “I found him! I found Jason schwartzman!… Yay!!!!
    “We got Jason Schwartzman, let’s wrap it up people!”
    ?????? ?

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