Diego, do you see Juventus making a comeback tonight? I will sell watermelons in the streets of Madrid if that happens… Here’s Ronny! I’ll be the hero… I’ll be the hattrick hero on this Tuesday night! I’ll crush A. Madrid!
Like I always did! When I wore the Real White!
They’re s****! A hattrick hero! Su! Su!
Scream Su! Su! Su!
That’s 2! Su! Su!
**** you! Hattrick hero! Hello Diego – my old friend… Oh no… I’ve come to laugh at you again… This is the third time today! Hattrick! ‘Coz this vision has me weeping! **** you! There’s no need for that rude bleeping… **** you again!
I’ve got vengeance… What’s that? You won’t play Champions League again! Why’s that, my friend? ‘Coz that’s the sound…
of sirens! What? It’s all fake news! That’s not what I said in the false testimony I gave this morning… BOOM! Screw you, Diego! You can turn it off now… Can I interest you in a melon?