Haooo! HimeHina here!
Haooo! HimeHina here!Today, we’re playing a weird game!Not just “today”Always!A weird game “again”, SuzukiWe’re playing a silly game again!It’s called Cart Racer,and it’s about this man in a tanktopAh, this oneriding a cart and doingbiiig jumpsA kart?YesA kart?Is-Is that the kart?!That’s the oneIt’s not a go-kart?!Anyway, let’s take a lookI’m starting itLet’s go!
I’m starting itIt’s so bright out hereHe’s floating, he’s floatingWhat’s this?This is what we’ll jump withGoal: jump in the cart and roll to the finishSo I need to get in this cart?Yes
So I need to get in this cart?The road is almost verticalSo I-SliiiideNo!He has becometh the cart“Becometh”Oh wow, lookHis pants got tornHis butt is showing
You’re right, you’re rightIt’s all outHe doesn’t even careOh, it’s overIs it?It’s o- AhResetOkay, okayI’ll jump in this timeHere we goGo for itWaitCome on!Come on!His pants got torn againHis head is…Was there a springboard or something?Aaand…Take it slowly, be careful
Aaand…Take it slowly, be careful
HupJust how high can this guy jump?It won’t let me ride itLookMaybe you shouldn’t get too closeSo from a distance?Ah! My cart!Wait for me!Here we goNot againTHIS IS SO HARD!The cart hates youI have to sayYou dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!Huh? This is hard
You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!Even the way he walks is weirdSuspicious behaviorKeep trying, keep tryingYou can do it!Let’s do an approach runGood idea
Let’s try it like thatHupAah, is that-Is he okay?Aah, underpantsHis underpants are showing!We can see your underpants!
His underpants are showing!This timeHup!Wait, I think-He’s bleeding! He’s bleeding!Did he cut his behind?Aah, the cart is off on its ownThis is so hard!That was pretty good thoughYeah, I’m getting thereAdjust your aim
I’m going againHupI’m in!Go go go go go go go go go go go!Where do you need to go?
Go go go go go go go go go go go!Where’s the finish?!OH IT’S OVER THERE!Finish →Looks like you have to roll straight into thatIs that where you need to go?
Looks like you have to roll straight into thatThat’s quite the challengeEveryone can run you overHere we goNice one!Huh, this is beautifulI can control him!Yellow yellow yellow yellowWatch out for cars
Yellow yellow yellow yellowI got thisThere we go!Level 1 complete!Level 1 complete!He’s just lying thereHe’s turned into a slothSlothHe’s-“Sloth”There’s a ramp this timeWah, you’re right!The music got more exciting tooAir guitarAlrightWatch this, peopleMiddle-aged OlympicsMiddle-aged OlympicsMiddle-aged OlympicsWorld class athleteHeavy metal
Tanaka!OwHe’s-For good measureWhere’s the finish this time?Good point, I don’t see itWalk over there and take a look, will youBe careful you don’t slipGoing for a jogOh, he’s buffBuff?Where is it?That’s good running form
Where is it?Finish, finishWhere is it?Jump hereSprainedSprained his ankle
Did he trip?He tripped over the arrow in the groundOur guy is surprisingly frailHe isThere’s something in the second floorIs it in the second floor?I really doubt it is
Is it in the second floor?※ It’s the 3rdYeah, that has to be a lamp or somethingAlright, I’m trying again
Yeah, that has to be a lamp or somethingGo for itAh I fell outI’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorryIt ran you over!Nice
Nice!Keep going just like thatNow head for the arrowAh, niceKeep straight, keep straightTake the jump!I destroyed the barrier!Watch out!HeyThat poor guyJust how fast does that car make U-turnsAre you an insurance scammer?Insurance scammerTheir fault for speedingHere we go!HupTrue thatNice!Nice one!Now a bit to the left…
Just a tiny bitLooking good, looking good
He turns so fastHOW DOES HE JUMP THAT HIGH?Flying manBeautiful
Flying man!He seems to have a happy lifeNow he looks like a babyHis body is all twistedHis legs make a number 4Here we go!You almost got it thereYou jumped straight in!I got good at jumping in!
You jumped straight in!Descending is hard thoughLooking good
Descending is hard thoughNow!Huh? What what whatWhat’s going on?Is this an action shot?Is he Spiderman?I’m in
Oh, you’re good at thisLook at that formPerfectly stableWill it work this time?Now!Go for it!Get in there!Get-GetTumble stumble pompedeepomI missed!This was a good run though, wasn’t itThis one was great!I went straight at itThat still didn’t do it?Maybe I went a bit too far rightDo you have to adjust while you’re flying?Oh, going down backstroke styleLooking good, looking goodAh, traffic light!Hit the liiiiight~Touchdown
Hit the liiiiight~This is so hard!This is challengingSwitching playersI’m doing itI’m jumping this timeTime for Suzuki’s attemptGo!
Get ready andjump!So that’s how he jumpsHina’s jump
Can’t he-Can’t he jump forward-Can’t he jump forward a little more?It’s WTry pressing W and then jumpingNext attempt
Ah, niceYes! NiceYou’re good. StreeetchAnd now… I’ll wait until the endI’ll wait until the last moment to turnNiceGood one!NiceHe’s holding his hand behind his headI’ll turn a bit earlier this timeGo for it
I’ll turn a bit earlier this timeI jumped over a wallThe way his leg is bentHe looks like a woman doing stretchingThird floorYeah, thirdOne, two, three, fourI shall fly in thereFly in there if you wouldst (?)I contracted itExpressing his thoughtsMr. SuzukiMr. Suzuki’s…Call me Miss
Mr. Suzuki’s…Ah, my deepest apologiesLady Suzuki’s-Nice!Jumping inTurning away but then correctingPerfectShow us your carting skills!
And now jump!Missed again!Is this even possible?Go for itYou’re great at jumping inDoing goo- Ah
Aah, fell outI shouldn’t have said thatGot too confident
I shouldn’t have said thatNice buttSecond-Second string!Twice as tasty“Twice as tasty”That’s wonderfulTry adjusting a tiny bit at the startSuzukiGoal!I made it!…Close!Reality is way too harsh!Nudge to the sideAh, too farThis is it!One twoNooo touch!No touch, no lifeNo touch grass
No touch, no lifeWhat a trial this isWhat a trialWhat a day!Oh, beautifulOnce again stretching out his armAdjust a tiny bitAdjust a bit
Too far, too farToo far to the right!I barely pushed it!
Too far to the right!Even a tiny push makes a huge differenceSexy poseLook at this sexy man hereIs he a fairy?
Look at this sexy man hereThat’s goodLooking goodHe’ll turn by himself,so use that to approach-Missed!
so use that to approach-Rammed the barrier head-on!He’s crossing his legsHe’s still in it
He’s crossing his legsVacation, vacationGuy on a vacation
Summer vacationAttempt 99 beginningAttempt 99Go for it
Attempt 99 beginningProceedingWhat? What?Why isn’t he-Bug – cart won’t moveCan you get going?He got too light to rollHe’s not budging, is heWhat a buggy game is this?Switching playersNew strategy: seducing the cartNew strategy: seducing the cartI’ll try flirting with the cartGood idea
Maybe it’ll let me ride it thenFlatter itFlatter it. OkayI’ll flirt with itI love you, cartYeah, I doI love you too, cartCan you hear me?Hey, can you hear me, cart?Sorry, I’m jumping inThereI love you!This is looking goodLove you love you love youI love youI love you too, soTAKE THE JUUUMP!A BIT MORE TO THE RIGHT!You were too far left!It’s probably because I stopped saying “love you”You can’t yell at itYou have to be convincingYou have to love it until the end
You have to be convincingI’ll keep saying it while looking it right in the eyesShow it that you mean itOops, messed up
Show it that you mean itHere we goLove youLove youLove youLove youLove youLove youWe love you, cartLove youLove youLove youCart-kun ♡You’re amazingSo amazingAmaaaaazingCaught lyingIt knew you were lyingI want to see you flySoar!Go!Oh, come on!I died-Oh god, oh godThat was so close thoughYeah, it has to work
That was so close thoughLooking goodLooking goodBent all the way forwardPress left-No, pleaseWhy- Why didn’t it reactIt ignores you sometimes, right?
Why- Why didn’t it reactScreaming in the input windowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaEmotionsIt’s how I feel-There’s even an exclamation point in thereIt’s full of screaming
There’s even an exclamation point in thereGoing “Aaah!”I want to see itI want to see itThat head that’s shining…in brilliant gold!So closeOh myHappyIt’s like… LookA music videoPromotional Video-styleHe’s doing yogaHe keeps on facing himselfThis whole area must be his private propertyHe’s rich
This whole area must be his private propertyGo!Go!Go! Go!I saw somethingJump into the window from there!Is that…Wait wait waitThere’s a shameless woman in thereA shameless lady※ Shocking truth: the finish line is a womanCan we show this?PeekCensored during editingPeekEmbarrassing
Use the front door alreadyMiddle middle middle middleMiddlemanIs this it?BeautifulNooope
NooopeAttempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Barely talking out of sheer concentrationLooking goodJump!Gogogogo!
Jump!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!WaitwaitwaitI’m in!Let this count!Do I have to land right in front of her?This doesn’t count?!
Do I have to land right in front of her?This doesn’t count?!
No no noShe’s dancing right before my eyes!Why?
She’s dancing right before my eyes!WHYYYYYWe want to get good :'(Alright! That was our go at Cart RacerThis game is unbelievableIt’s ridiculous!It was amazing how far he went to reach his goalBoth the content and the difficultyare unbelievableNow to close off,let’s say goodbye together with our guy!Here we goAnd now we sayGoodbye!
Goodbye!Close!Right on his face!“Now”There’s more falling downJoin the unofficial HimeHinafanclub!
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