【バカゲー】空へ舞うおじさんの目的がエッッッッ!?

【バカゲー】空へ舞うおじさんの目的がエッッッッ!?


Haooo! HimeHina here!​
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Haooo! HimeHina here!​Today, we’re playing a weird game!​Not just “today”​Always!​A weird game “again”, Suzuki​We’re playing a silly game again!​It’s called Cart Racer,​and it’s about this man in a tanktop​Ah, this one​riding a cart and doing​biiig jumps​A kart?​Yes​A kart?​Is-​Is that the kart?!​That’s the one​It’s not a go-kart?!​Anyway, let’s take a look​I’m starting it​Let’s go!​
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I’m starting it​It’s so bright out here​He’s floating, he’s floating​What’s this?​This is what we’ll jump with​Goal: jump in the cart and roll to the finish​So I need to get in this cart?​Yes​
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So I need to get in this cart?​The road is almost vertical​So I-​Sliiiide​No!​He has becometh the cart​“Becometh”​Oh wow, look​His pants got torn​His butt is showing​
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You’re right, you’re right​It’s all out​He doesn’t even care​Oh, it’s over​Is it?​It’s o- Ah​Reset​Okay, okay​I’ll jump in this time​Here we go​Go for it​Wait​Come on!​Come on!​His pants got torn again​His head is…​Was there a springboard or something?​Aaand…​Take it slowly, be careful​
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Aaand…​Take it slowly, be careful​
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Hup​Just how high can this guy jump?​It won’t let me ride it​Look​Maybe you shouldn’t get too close​So from a distance?​Ah! My cart!​Wait for me!​Here we go​Not again​THIS IS SO HARD!​The cart hates you​I have to say​You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!​Huh? This is hard​
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You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!​Even the way he walks is weird​Suspicious behavior​Keep trying, keep trying​You can do it!​Let’s do an approach run​Good idea​
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Let’s try it like that​Hup​Aah, is that-​Is he okay?​Aah, underpants​His underpants are showing!​We can see your underpants!​
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His underpants are showing!​This time​Hup!​Wait, I think-​He’s bleeding! He’s bleeding!​Did he cut his behind?​Aah, the cart is off on its own​This is so hard!​That was pretty good though​Yeah, I’m getting there​Adjust your aim​
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I’m going again​Hup​I’m in!​Go go go go go go go go go go go!​Where do you need to go?​
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Go go go go go go go go go go go!​Where’s the finish?!​OH IT’S OVER THERE!​Finish →​Looks like you have to roll straight into that​Is that where you need to go?​
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Looks like you have to roll straight into that​That’s quite the challenge​Everyone can run you over​Here we go​Nice one!​Huh, this is beautiful​I can control him!​Yellow yellow yellow yellow​Watch out for cars​
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Yellow yellow yellow yellow​I got this​There we go!​Level 1 ​complete!​Level 1 ​complete!​He’s just lying there​He’s turned into a sloth​Sloth​He’s-​“Sloth”​There’s a ramp this time​Wah, you’re right!​The music got more exciting too​Air guitar​Alright​Watch this, people​Middle-aged Olympics​Middle-aged Olympics​Middle-aged Olympics​World class athlete​Heavy metal​
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Tanaka!​Ow​He’s-​For good measure​Where’s the finish this time?​Good point, I don’t see it​Walk over there and take a look, will you​Be careful you don’t slip​Going for a jog​Oh, he’s buff​Buff?​Where is it?​That’s good running form​
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Where is it?​Finish, finish​Where is it?​Jump here​Sprained​Sprained his ankle​
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Did he trip?​He tripped over the arrow in the ground​Our guy is surprisingly frail​He is​There’s something in the second floor​Is it in the second floor?​I really doubt it is​
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Is it in the second floor?​※ It’s the 3rd​Yeah, that has to be a lamp or something​Alright, I’m trying again​
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Yeah, that has to be a lamp or something​Go for it​Ah I fell out​I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry​It ran you over!​Nice​
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Nice!​Keep going just like that​Now head for the arrow​Ah, nice​Keep straight, keep straight​Take the jump!​I destroyed the barrier!​Watch out!​Hey​That poor guy​Just how fast does that car make U-turns​Are you an insurance scammer?​Insurance scammer​Their fault for speeding​Here we go!​Hup​True that​Nice!​Nice one!​Now a bit to the left…​
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Just a tiny bit​Looking good, looking good​
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He turns so fast​HOW DOES HE JUMP THAT HIGH?​Flying ​​man​Beautiful​
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Flying man!​He seems to have a happy life​Now he looks like a baby​His body is all twisted​His legs make a number 4​Here we go!​You almost got it there​You jumped straight in!​I got good at jumping in!​
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You jumped straight in!​Descending is hard though​Looking good​
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Descending is hard though​Now!​Huh? What what what​What’s going on?​Is this an action shot?​Is he Spiderman?​I’m in​
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Oh, you’re good at this​Look at that form​Perfectly stable​Will it work this time?​Now!​Go for it!​Get in there!​Get-​Get​Tumble stumble pompedeepom​I missed!​This was a good run though, wasn’t it​This one was great!​I went straight at it​That still didn’t do it?​Maybe I went a bit too far right​Do you have to adjust while you’re flying?​Oh, going down backstroke style​Looking good, looking good​Ah, traffic light!​Hit the liiiiight~​Touchdown​
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Hit the liiiiight~​This is so hard!​This is challenging​Switching players​I’m doing it​I’m jumping this time​Time for Suzuki’s attempt​Go!​
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Get ready and​jump!​So that’s how he jumps​Hina’s jump​
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Can’t he-​Can’t he jump forward-​Can’t he jump forward a little more?​It’s W​Try pressing W and then jumping​Next attempt​
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Ah, nice​Yes! Nice​You’re good. Streeetch​And now… I’ll wait until the end​I’ll wait until the last moment to turn​Nice​Good one!​Nice​He’s holding his hand behind his head​I’ll turn a bit earlier this time​Go for it​
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I’ll turn a bit earlier this time​I jumped over a wall​The way his leg is bent​He looks like a woman doing stretching​Third floor​Yeah, third​One, two, three, four​I shall fly in there​Fly in there if you wouldst (?)​I contracted it​Expressing his thoughts​Mr. Suzuki​Mr. Suzuki’s…​Call me Miss​
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Mr. Suzuki’s…​Ah, my deepest apologies​Lady Suzuki’s-​Nice!​Jumping in​Turning away but then correcting​Perfect​Show us your carting skills!​
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And now jump!​Missed again!​Is this even possible?​Go for it​You’re great at jumping in​Doing goo- Ah​
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Aah, fell out​I shouldn’t have said that​Got too confident​
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I shouldn’t have said that​Nice butt​Second-​Second string!​Twice as tasty​“Twice as tasty”​That’s wonderful​Try adjusting a tiny bit at the start​Suzuki​Goal!​I made it!…​Close!​Reality is way too harsh!​Nudge to the side​Ah, too far​This is it!​One two​Nooo ​​touch!​No touch, no life​No touch grass​
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No touch, no life​What a trial this is​What a trial​What a day!​Oh, beautiful​Once again stretching out his arm​Adjust a tiny bit​Adjust a bit​
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Too far, too far​Too far to the right!​I barely pushed it!​
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Too far to the right!​Even a tiny push makes a huge difference​Sexy pose​Look at this sexy man here​Is he a fairy?​
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Look at this sexy man here​That’s good​Looking good​He’ll turn by himself,​so use that to approach-​Missed!​
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so use that to approach-​Rammed the barrier head-on!​He’s crossing his legs​He’s still in it​
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He’s crossing his legs​Vacation, vacation​Guy on a vacation​
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Summer vacation​Attempt 99 beginning​Attempt 99​Go for it​
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Attempt 99 beginning​Proceeding​What? What?​Why isn’t he-​Bug – cart won’t move​Can you get going?​He got too light to roll​He’s not budging, is he​What a buggy game is this?​Switching players​New strategy: seducing the cart​New strategy: seducing the cart​I’ll try flirting with the cart​Good idea​
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Maybe it’ll let me ride it then​Flatter it​Flatter it. Okay​I’ll flirt with it​I love you, cart​Yeah, I do​I love you too, cart​Can you hear me?​Hey, can you hear me, cart?​Sorry, I’m jumping in​There​I love you!​This is looking good​Love you love you love you​I love you​I love you too, so​TAKE THE JUUUMP!​A BIT MORE TO THE RIGHT!​You were too far left!​It’s probably because I stopped saying “love you”​You can’t yell at it​You have to be convincing​You have to love it until the end​
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You have to be convincing​I’ll keep saying it while looking it right in the eyes​Show it that you mean it​Oops, messed up​
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Show it that you mean it​Here we go​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​We love you, cart​Love you​Love you​Love you​Cart-kun ♡​You’re amazing​So amazing​Amaaaaa​zing​Caught lying​It knew you were lying​I want to see you fly​Soar!​Go!​Oh, come on!​I died-​Oh god, oh god​That was so close though​Yeah, it has to work​
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That was so close though​Looking good​Looking good​Bent all the way forward​Press left-​No, please​Why- Why didn’t it react​It ignores you sometimes, right?​
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Why- Why didn’t it react​Screaming in the input window​aaaaaaaaaaaaaa​Emotions​It’s how I feel-​There’s even an exclamation point in there​It’s full of screaming​
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There’s even an exclamation point in there​Going “Aaah!”​I want to see it​I want to see it​That head that’s shining…​in brilliant gold!​So close​Oh my​Happy​It’s like… Look​A music video​Promotional Video-style​He’s doing yoga​He keeps on facing himself​This whole area must be his private property​He’s rich​
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This whole area must be his private property​Go!​Go!​Go! Go!​I saw something​Jump into the window from there!​Is that…​Wait wait wait​There’s a shameless woman in there​A shameless lady​※ Shocking truth: the finish line is a woman​Can we show this?​Peek​Censored during editing​Peek​Embarrassing​
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Use the front door already​Middle middle middle middle​Middleman​Is this it?​Beautiful​Nooope​
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Nooope​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Barely talking out of sheer concentration​Looking good​Jump!​Gogogogo!​
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Jump!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Waitwaitwait​I’m in!​Let this count!​Do I have to land right in front of her?​This doesn’t count?!​
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Do I have to land right in front of her?​This doesn’t count?!​
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No no no​She’s dancing right before my eyes!​Why?​
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She’s dancing right before my eyes!​WHYYYYY​We want to ​get good :'(​Alright! That was our go at Cart Racer​This game is unbelievable​It’s ridiculous!​It was amazing how far he went to reach his goal​Both the content and the difficulty​are unbelievable​Now to close off,​let’s say goodbye together with our guy!​Here we go​And now we say​Goodbye!​
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Goodbye!​Close!​Right on his face!​“Now”​There’s more falling down​Join the unofficial ​​Hime​Hina​fanclub!​
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Tontokoroto tontokoroto sub-scri-be!​Pipii!​To Tanaka and Suzuki​Sub-scri-be!​Aw yeah!​​​

100 Replies to “【バカゲー】空へ舞うおじさんの目的がエッッッッ!?”

  1. 10:4ヒメの「なああぁぁんでぇぇ!?」が可愛いっ!
    ヒナに対抗してるのか?
    あと、ヒメの「好き好き」好きすぎてすこだわ。ヒナにも言ってほしぃな~……チラッ……チラッ……。

  2. 最近、バカゲー多いよね、楽しそうで自分まで楽しく観させてもらってますよ~ヽ(=゚ω゚)人(゚ω゚=)ノ

  3. おじさんありがとう!田中に好きを連発させてくれて!俺は先に行くぜ†┌┘墓└┐†

  4. このゲーム、ヒメヒナが実況すると賑やかでつい、やりたくなるな。🤩

    カートでズドーン!👍

  5. 8:20 ヒメちゃんに「好き好き好き好き好き好き」って言われるならカートになっても良いと思った

  6. 0:49
    止まるんじゃねぇぞ…

    ゲームが上手くなりたい

    こんなクソゲー誰にもできないw

  7. スコスコスコスコシコシコシコシコシコシコシコシコスコスコスコスコ

  8. おいカート代われ
    私もヒメちゃんに「好き」って言われたいんじゃ
    またこれやって欲しいな…

  9. 動画いつも最高~
    いつも楽しみに見ています
    2人がいつも楽しそーに
    しているのが
    嬉しいです
    これからも頑張って下さい

  10. これはムズい。

    そんな事より、ヒメの好き好き好きで動揺したのはオレだけだろうか。。
    8:20の話・・・

  11. ヒメちゃんに好きって言われまくってるカートになりたい…()
    キーボード暴走www

  12. 難しすぎる!謎の女ゴール、気になる!!www

    ヒメにいっぱい好き言ってもらえたカートくん、羨ましいぞ!!!

  13. なんつーゲームやってんのwww おじさんもだが、ハレンチな女は草。なんて日だは大草原。ガリベンガー出てましたね、ヒメヒナ。

    今後もこういうバカゲーをどんどんやって欲しい。

  14. あおきあいかママ👩🤱あねああああああああああああああああああああああああああもあああいいあほいほいほいほ

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