【バカゲー】空へ舞うおじさんの目的がエッッッッ！？

Haooo! HimeHina here!​
​​​Haooo! HimeHina here!​Today, we’re playing a weird game!​Not just “today”​Always!​A weird game “again”, Suzuki​We’re playing a silly game again!​It’s called Cart Racer,​and it’s about this man in a tanktop​Ah, this one​riding a cart and doing​biiig jumps​A kart?​Yes​A kart?​Is-​Is that the kart?!​That’s the one​It’s not a go-kart?!​Anyway, let’s take a look​I’m starting it​Let’s go!​
​​​I’m starting it​It’s so bright out here​He’s floating, he’s floating​What’s this?​This is what we’ll jump with​Goal: jump in the cart and roll to the finish​So I need to get in this cart?​Yes​
​​​So I need to get in this cart?​The road is almost vertical​So I-​Sliiiide​No!​He has becometh the cart​“Becometh”​Oh wow, look​His pants got torn​His butt is showing​
​​​You’re right, you’re right​It’s all out​He doesn’t even care​Oh, it’s over​Is it?​It’s o- Ah​Reset​Okay, okay​I’ll jump in this time​Here we go​Go for it​Wait​Come on!​Come on!​His pants got torn again​His head is…​Was there a springboard or something?​Aaand…​Take it slowly, be careful​
​​​Aaand…​Take it slowly, be careful​
​​​Hup​Just how high can this guy jump?​It won’t let me ride it​Look​Maybe you shouldn’t get too close​So from a distance?​Ah! My cart!​Wait for me!​Here we go​Not again​THIS IS SO HARD!​The cart hates you​I have to say​You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!​Huh? This is hard​
​​​You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!​Even the way he walks is weird​Suspicious behavior​Keep trying, keep trying​You can do it!​Let’s do an approach run​Good idea​
​​​Let’s try it like that​Hup​Aah, is that-​Is he okay?​Aah, underpants​His underpants are showing!​We can see your underpants!​
​​​His underpants are showing!​This time​Hup!​Wait, I think-​He’s bleeding! He’s bleeding!​Did he cut his behind?​Aah, the cart is off on its own​This is so hard!​That was pretty good though​Yeah, I’m getting there​Adjust your aim​
​​​I’m going again​Hup​I’m in!​Go go go go go go go go go go go!​Where do you need to go?​
​​​Go go go go go go go go go go go!​Where’s the finish?!​OH IT’S OVER THERE!​Finish →​Looks like you have to roll straight into that​Is that where you need to go?​
​​​Looks like you have to roll straight into that​That’s quite the challenge​Everyone can run you over​Here we go​Nice one!​Huh, this is beautiful​I can control him!​Yellow yellow yellow yellow​Watch out for cars​
​​​Yellow yellow yellow yellow​I got this​There we go!​Level 1 ​​complete!​Level 1 ​​complete!​He’s just lying there​He’s turned into a sloth​Sloth​He’s-​“Sloth”​There’s a ramp this time​Wah, you’re right!​The music got more exciting too​Air guitar​Alright​Watch this, people​Middle-aged Olympics​Middle-aged Olympics​Middle-aged Olympics​World class athlete​Heavy metal​
​​​Tanaka!​Ow​He’s-​For good measure​Where’s the finish this time?​Good point, I don’t see it​Walk over there and take a look, will you​Be careful you don’t slip​Going for a jog​Oh, he’s buff​Buff?​Where is it?​That’s good running form​
​​​Where is it?​Finish, finish​Where is it?​Jump here​Sprained​Sprained his ankle​
​​​Did he trip?​He tripped over the arrow in the ground​Our guy is surprisingly frail​He is​There’s something in the second floor​Is it in the second floor?​I really doubt it is​
​​​Is it in the second floor?​※ It’s the 3rd​Yeah, that has to be a lamp or something​Alright, I’m trying again​
​​​Yeah, that has to be a lamp or something​Go for it​Ah I fell out​I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry​It ran you over!​Nice​
​​​Nice!​Keep going just like that​Now head for the arrow​Ah, nice​Keep straight, keep straight​Take the jump!​I destroyed the barrier!​Watch out!​Hey​That poor guy​Just how fast does that car make U-turns​Are you an insurance scammer?​Insurance scammer​Their fault for speeding​Here we go!​Hup​True that​Nice!​Nice one!​Now a bit to the left…​
​​​Just a tiny bit​Looking good, looking good​
​​​He turns so fast​HOW DOES HE JUMP THAT HIGH?​Flying ​​man​Beautiful​
​​​Flying man!​He seems to have a happy life​Now he looks like a baby​His body is all twisted​His legs make a number 4​Here we go!​You almost got it there​You jumped straight in!​I got good at jumping in!​
​​​You jumped straight in!​Descending is hard though​Looking good​
​​​Descending is hard though​Now!​Huh? What what what​What’s going on?​Is this an action shot?​Is he Spiderman?​I’m in​
​​​Oh, you’re good at this​Look at that form​Perfectly stable​Will it work this time?​Now!​Go for it!​Get in there!​Get-​Get​Tumble stumble pompedeepom​I missed!​This was a good run though, wasn’t it​This one was great!​I went straight at it​That still didn’t do it?​Maybe I went a bit too far right​Do you have to adjust while you’re flying?​Oh, going down backstroke style​Looking good, looking good​Ah, traffic light!​Hit the liiiiight~​Touchdown​
​​​Hit the liiiiight~​This is so hard!​This is challenging​Switching players​I’m doing it​I’m jumping this time​Time for Suzuki’s attempt​Go!​
​​​Get ready and​jump!​So that’s how he jumps​Hina’s jump​
​​​Can’t he-​Can’t he jump forward-​Can’t he jump forward a little more?​It’s W​Try pressing W and then jumping​Next attempt​
​​​Ah, nice​Yes! Nice​You’re good. Streeetch​And now… I’ll wait until the end​I’ll wait until the last moment to turn​Nice​Good one!​Nice​He’s holding his hand behind his head​I’ll turn a bit earlier this time​Go for it​
​​​I’ll turn a bit earlier this time​I jumped over a wall​The way his leg is bent​He looks like a woman doing stretching​Third floor​Yeah, third​One, two, three, four​I shall fly in there​Fly in there if you wouldst (?)​I contracted it​Expressing his thoughts​Mr. Suzuki​Mr. Suzuki’s…​Call me Miss​
​​​Mr. Suzuki’s…​Ah, my deepest apologies​Lady Suzuki’s-​Nice!​Jumping in​Turning away but then correcting​Perfect​Show us your carting skills!​
​​​And now jump!​Missed again!​Is this even possible?​Go for it​You’re great at jumping in​Doing goo- Ah​
​​​Aah, fell out​I shouldn’t have said that​Got too confident​
​​​I shouldn’t have said that​Nice butt​Second-​Second string!​Twice as tasty​“Twice as tasty”​That’s wonderful​Try adjusting a tiny bit at the start​Suzuki​Goal!​I made it!…​Close!​Reality is way too harsh!​Nudge to the side​Ah, too far​This is it!​One two​Nooo ​​touch!​No touch, no life​No touch grass​
​​​No touch, no life​What a trial this is​What a trial​What a day!​Oh, beautiful​Once again stretching out his arm​Adjust a tiny bit​Adjust a bit​
​​​Too far, too far​Too far to the right!​I barely pushed it!​
​​​Too far to the right!​Even a tiny push makes a huge difference​Sexy pose​Look at this sexy man here​Is he a fairy?​
​​​Look at this sexy man here​That’s good​Looking good​He’ll turn by himself,​so use that to approach-​Missed!​
​​​so use that to approach-​Rammed the barrier head-on!​He’s crossing his legs​He’s still in it​
​​​He’s crossing his legs​Vacation, vacation​Guy on a vacation​
​​​Summer vacation​Attempt 99 beginning​Attempt 99​Go for it​
​​​Attempt 99 beginning​Proceeding​What? What?​Why isn’t he-​Bug – cart won’t move​Can you get going?​He got too light to roll​He’s not budging, is he​What a buggy game is this?​Switching players​New strategy: seducing the cart​New strategy: seducing the cart​I’ll try flirting with the cart​Good idea​
​​​Maybe it’ll let me ride it then​Flatter it​Flatter it. Okay​I’ll flirt with it​I love you, cart​Yeah, I do​I love you too, cart​Can you hear me?​Hey, can you hear me, cart?​Sorry, I’m jumping in​There​I love you!​This is looking good​Love you love you love you​I love you​I love you too, so​TAKE THE JUUUMP!​A BIT MORE TO THE RIGHT!​You were too far left!​It’s probably because I stopped saying “love you”​You can’t yell at it​You have to be convincing​You have to love it until the end​
​​​You have to be convincing​I’ll keep saying it while looking it right in the eyes​Show it that you mean it​Oops, messed up​
​​​Show it that you mean it​Here we go​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​Love you​We love you, cart​Love you​Love you​Love you​Cart-kun ♡​You’re amazing​So amazing​Amaaaaa​zing​Caught lying​It knew you were lying​I want to see you fly​Soar!​Go!​Oh, come on!​I died-​Oh god, oh god​That was so close though​Yeah, it has to work​
​​​That was so close though​Looking good​Looking good​Bent all the way forward​Press left-​No, please​Why- Why didn’t it react​It ignores you sometimes, right?​
​​​Why- Why didn’t it react​Screaming in the input window​aaaaaaaaaaaaaa​Emotions​It’s how I feel-​There’s even an exclamation point in there​It’s full of screaming​
​​​There’s even an exclamation point in there​Going “Aaah!”​I want to see it​I want to see it​That head that’s shining…​in brilliant gold!​So close​Oh my​Happy​It’s like… Look​A music video​Promotional Video-style​He’s doing yoga​He keeps on facing himself​This whole area must be his private property​He’s rich​
​​​This whole area must be his private property​Go!​Go!​Go! Go!​I saw something​Jump into the window from there!​Is that…​Wait wait wait​There’s a shameless woman in there​A shameless lady​※ Shocking truth: the finish line is a woman​Can we show this?​Peek​Censored during editing​Peek​Embarrassing​
​​​Use the front door already​Middle middle middle middle​Middleman​Is this it?​Beautiful​Nooope​
​​​Nooope​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Attempt 190​Barely talking out of sheer concentration​Looking good​Jump!​Gogogogo!​
​​​Jump!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Womaaan!​Waitwaitwait​I’m in!​Let this count!​Do I have to land right in front of her?​This doesn’t count?!​
​​​Do I have to land right in front of her?​This doesn’t count?!​
​​​No no no​She’s dancing right before my eyes!​Why?​
​​​She’s dancing right before my eyes!​WHYYYYY​We want to ​​get good :'(​Alright! That was our go at Cart Racer​This game is unbelievable​It’s ridiculous!​It was amazing how far he went to reach his goal​Both the content and the difficulty​are unbelievable​Now to close off,​let’s say goodbye together with our guy!​Here we go​And now we say​Goodbye!​
​​​Goodbye!​Close!​Right on his face!​“Now”​There’s more falling down​Join the unofficial ​​Hime​Hina​fanclub!​
​https://discordapp.com/invite/yusTycR​Tontokoroto tontokoroto sub-scri-be!​Pipii!​To Tanaka and Suzuki​Sub-scri-be!​Aw yeah!​​​