Haooo! HimeHina here!
Haooo! HimeHina here!Today, we’re playing a weird game!Not just “today”Always!A weird game “again”, SuzukiWe’re playing a silly game again!It’s called Cart Racer,and it’s about this man in a tanktopAh, this oneriding a cart and doingbiiig jumpsA kart?YesA kart?Is-Is that the kart?!That’s the oneIt’s not a go-kart?!Anyway, let’s take a lookI’m starting itLet’s go!
I’m starting itIt’s so bright out hereHe’s floating, he’s floatingWhat’s this?This is what we’ll jump withGoal: jump in the cart and roll to the finishSo I need to get in this cart?Yes
So I need to get in this cart?The road is almost verticalSo I-SliiiideNo!He has becometh the cart“Becometh”Oh wow, lookHis pants got tornHis butt is showing
You’re right, you’re rightIt’s all outHe doesn’t even careOh, it’s overIs it?It’s o- AhResetOkay, okayI’ll jump in this timeHere we goGo for itWaitCome on!Come on!His pants got torn againHis head is…Was there a springboard or something?Aaand…Take it slowly, be careful
Aaand…Take it slowly, be careful
HupJust how high can this guy jump?It won’t let me ride itLookMaybe you shouldn’t get too closeSo from a distance?Ah! My cart!Wait for me!Here we goNot againTHIS IS SO HARD!The cart hates youI have to sayYou dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!Huh? This is hard
You dug up a treasure with this game, Suzuki!Even the way he walks is weirdSuspicious behaviorKeep trying, keep tryingYou can do it!Let’s do an approach runGood idea
Let’s try it like thatHupAah, is that-Is he okay?Aah, underpantsHis underpants are showing!We can see your underpants!
His underpants are showing!This timeHup!Wait, I think-He’s bleeding! He’s bleeding!Did he cut his behind?Aah, the cart is off on its ownThis is so hard!That was pretty good thoughYeah, I’m getting thereAdjust your aim
I’m going againHupI’m in!Go go go go go go go go go go go!Where do you need to go?
Go go go go go go go go go go go!Where’s the finish?!OH IT’S OVER THERE!Finish →Looks like you have to roll straight into thatIs that where you need to go?
Looks like you have to roll straight into thatThat’s quite the challengeEveryone can run you overHere we goNice one!Huh, this is beautifulI can control him!Yellow yellow yellow yellowWatch out for cars
Yellow yellow yellow yellowI got thisThere we go!Level 1 complete!Level 1 complete!He’s just lying thereHe’s turned into a slothSlothHe’s-“Sloth”There’s a ramp this timeWah, you’re right!The music got more exciting tooAir guitarAlrightWatch this, peopleMiddle-aged OlympicsMiddle-aged OlympicsMiddle-aged OlympicsWorld class athleteHeavy metal
Tanaka!OwHe’s-For good measureWhere’s the finish this time?Good point, I don’t see itWalk over there and take a look, will youBe careful you don’t slipGoing for a jogOh, he’s buffBuff?Where is it?That’s good running form
Where is it?Finish, finishWhere is it?Jump hereSprainedSprained his ankle
Did he trip?He tripped over the arrow in the groundOur guy is surprisingly frailHe isThere’s something in the second floorIs it in the second floor?I really doubt it is
Is it in the second floor?※ It’s the 3rdYeah, that has to be a lamp or somethingAlright, I’m trying again
Yeah, that has to be a lamp or somethingGo for itAh I fell outI’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorryIt ran you over!Nice
Nice!Keep going just like thatNow head for the arrowAh, niceKeep straight, keep straightTake the jump!I destroyed the barrier!Watch out!HeyThat poor guyJust how fast does that car make U-turnsAre you an insurance scammer?Insurance scammerTheir fault for speedingHere we go!HupTrue thatNice!Nice one!Now a bit to the left…
Just a tiny bitLooking good, looking good
He turns so fastHOW DOES HE JUMP THAT HIGH?Flying manBeautiful
Flying man!He seems to have a happy lifeNow he looks like a babyHis body is all twistedHis legs make a number 4Here we go!You almost got it thereYou jumped straight in!I got good at jumping in!
You jumped straight in!Descending is hard thoughLooking good
Descending is hard thoughNow!Huh? What what whatWhat’s going on?Is this an action shot?Is he Spiderman?I’m in
Oh, you’re good at thisLook at that formPerfectly stableWill it work this time?Now!Go for it!Get in there!Get-GetTumble stumble pompedeepomI missed!This was a good run though, wasn’t itThis one was great!I went straight at itThat still didn’t do it?Maybe I went a bit too far rightDo you have to adjust while you’re flying?Oh, going down backstroke styleLooking good, looking goodAh, traffic light!Hit the liiiiight~Touchdown
Hit the liiiiight~This is so hard!This is challengingSwitching playersI’m doing itI’m jumping this timeTime for Suzuki’s attemptGo!
Get ready andjump!So that’s how he jumpsHina’s jump
Can’t he-Can’t he jump forward-Can’t he jump forward a little more?It’s WTry pressing W and then jumpingNext attempt
Ah, niceYes! NiceYou’re good. StreeetchAnd now… I’ll wait until the endI’ll wait until the last moment to turnNiceGood one!NiceHe’s holding his hand behind his headI’ll turn a bit earlier this timeGo for it
I’ll turn a bit earlier this timeI jumped over a wallThe way his leg is bentHe looks like a woman doing stretchingThird floorYeah, thirdOne, two, three, fourI shall fly in thereFly in there if you wouldst (?)I contracted itExpressing his thoughtsMr. SuzukiMr. Suzuki’s…Call me Miss
Mr. Suzuki’s…Ah, my deepest apologiesLady Suzuki’s-Nice!Jumping inTurning away but then correctingPerfectShow us your carting skills!
And now jump!Missed again!Is this even possible?Go for itYou’re great at jumping inDoing goo- Ah
Aah, fell outI shouldn’t have said thatGot too confident
I shouldn’t have said thatNice buttSecond-Second string!Twice as tasty“Twice as tasty”That’s wonderfulTry adjusting a tiny bit at the startSuzukiGoal!I made it!…Close!Reality is way too harsh!Nudge to the sideAh, too farThis is it!One twoNooo touch!No touch, no lifeNo touch grass
No touch, no lifeWhat a trial this isWhat a trialWhat a day!Oh, beautifulOnce again stretching out his armAdjust a tiny bitAdjust a bit
Too far, too farToo far to the right!I barely pushed it!
Too far to the right!Even a tiny push makes a huge differenceSexy poseLook at this sexy man hereIs he a fairy?
Look at this sexy man hereThat’s goodLooking goodHe’ll turn by himself,so use that to approach-Missed!
so use that to approach-Rammed the barrier head-on!He’s crossing his legsHe’s still in it
He’s crossing his legsVacation, vacationGuy on a vacation
Summer vacationAttempt 99 beginningAttempt 99Go for it
Attempt 99 beginningProceedingWhat? What?Why isn’t he-Bug – cart won’t moveCan you get going?He got too light to rollHe’s not budging, is heWhat a buggy game is this?Switching playersNew strategy: seducing the cartNew strategy: seducing the cartI’ll try flirting with the cartGood idea
Maybe it’ll let me ride it thenFlatter itFlatter it. OkayI’ll flirt with itI love you, cartYeah, I doI love you too, cartCan you hear me?Hey, can you hear me, cart?Sorry, I’m jumping inThereI love you!This is looking goodLove you love you love youI love youI love you too, soTAKE THE JUUUMP!A BIT MORE TO THE RIGHT!You were too far left!It’s probably because I stopped saying “love you”You can’t yell at itYou have to be convincingYou have to love it until the end
You have to be convincingI’ll keep saying it while looking it right in the eyesShow it that you mean itOops, messed up
Show it that you mean itHere we goLove youLove youLove youLove youLove youLove youWe love you, cartLove youLove youLove youCart-kun ♡You’re amazingSo amazingAmaaaaazingCaught lyingIt knew you were lyingI want to see you flySoar!Go!Oh, come on!I died-Oh god, oh godThat was so close thoughYeah, it has to work
That was so close thoughLooking goodLooking goodBent all the way forwardPress left-No, pleaseWhy- Why didn’t it reactIt ignores you sometimes, right?
Why- Why didn’t it reactScreaming in the input windowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaEmotionsIt’s how I feel-There’s even an exclamation point in thereIt’s full of screaming
There’s even an exclamation point in thereGoing “Aaah!”I want to see itI want to see itThat head that’s shining…in brilliant gold!So closeOh myHappyIt’s like… LookA music videoPromotional Video-styleHe’s doing yogaHe keeps on facing himselfThis whole area must be his private propertyHe’s rich
This whole area must be his private propertyGo!Go!Go! Go!I saw somethingJump into the window from there!Is that…Wait wait waitThere’s a shameless woman in thereA shameless lady※ Shocking truth: the finish line is a womanCan we show this?PeekCensored during editingPeekEmbarrassing
Use the front door alreadyMiddle middle middle middleMiddlemanIs this it?BeautifulNooope
NooopeAttempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Attempt 190Barely talking out of sheer concentrationLooking goodJump!Gogogogo!
Jump!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!Womaaan!WaitwaitwaitI’m in!Let this count!Do I have to land right in front of her?This doesn’t count?!
Do I have to land right in front of her?This doesn’t count?!
No no noShe’s dancing right before my eyes!Why?
She’s dancing right before my eyes!WHYYYYYWe want to get good :'(Alright! That was our go at Cart RacerThis game is unbelievableIt’s ridiculous!It was amazing how far he went to reach his goalBoth the content and the difficultyare unbelievableNow to close off,let’s say goodbye together with our guy!Here we goAnd now we sayGoodbye!
Goodbye!Close!Right on his face!“Now”There’s more falling downJoin the unofficial HimeHinafanclub!
https://discordapp.com/invite/yusTycRTontokoroto tontokoroto sub-scri-be!Pipii!To Tanaka and SuzukiSub-scri-be!Aw yeah!
もうまじ好き
10:4ヒメの「なああぁぁんでぇぇ!?」が可愛いっ!
ヒナに対抗してるのか?
あと、ヒメの「好き好き」好きすぎてすこだわ。ヒナにも言ってほしぃな~……チラッ……チラッ……。
次回おじさんVS原田!
デュエルスタンバイ!
こんなバカゲーよく探したなwww
3:29
ヒメレベルアップ
最近、バカゲー多いよね、楽しそうで自分まで楽しく観させてもらってますよ~ヽ(=゚ω゚)人(゚ω゚=)ノ
ヒメヒナのゲーム実況大好きwww
プレイヤー交代のヒメヒナが可愛すぎる!!
L-lewd! w
9990回再生999goodボタンで見れた!
なんか嬉しい
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!"
0:53
「丸み↑↑↑え↓↓↓だぁ」
名前 CART にしたい!!!! xd
おじさんありがとう!田中に好きを連発させてくれて!俺は先に行くぜ†┌┘墓└┐†
8:20 (自分用)
8:28 ヒナの冷静すぎる判断w
8:46 キーボード大暴走w
いや最初の坂、急すぎる!
このゲームSteamで100円か。みんな買おう
こんなゲームうまくならなくてヨロシw
楽しそう
このゲーム、ヒメヒナが実況すると賑やかでつい、やりたくなるな。🤩
カートでズドーン!👍
8:20 ヒメちゃんに「好き好き好き好き好き好き」って言われるならカートになっても良いと思った
ヒメが、好きって言うのおもしろい!
9:45ヒメ怒ってる?
0:49
止まるんじゃねぇぞ…
ゲームが上手くなりたい
↑
こんなクソゲー誰にもできないw
俺はカートになるぞォ!ジョジィィィ!
よくこんなゲーム見つけてくるなw
ヒメヒナちゃんは可愛いなぁ!!
これジャッカスのゲーム化だっけ?覚えてないけど
ヒメヒナはほんま可愛いなぁ
くたばる日まで頑張ってくれ
マジかよこのゲームやったことあるぞw
カートに乗るたび血が飛び散ってる
このゲーム全ステージクリアしたけど
時間の無駄だったよ おすすめ!。
スコスコスコスコシコシコシコシコシコシコシコシコスコスコスコスコ
8:19
てぇてぇ🥕過ぎて危うく昇天するところだった(*´꒳`*)
カートに嫌われている
おいカート代われ
私もヒメちゃんに「好き」って言われたいんじゃ
またこれやって欲しいな…
9:41
おじまんなか……
オジマンディ((((
かーと?かーと?ってヒメちゃんの鋭い声めっちゃ好き
ヒメちゃあああーーん
好き好き好き好き好き
😂😂😂😂!!!!!
フライングジジィのとこ玉ヒュンなる
カートに乗れるだけ凄い
動画いつも最高~
いつも楽しみに見ています
2人がいつも楽しそーに
しているのが
嬉しいです
これからも頑張って下さい
8:20
クォレはやばいですねぇ…😇 😇 😇
9:36
全くの正論で草
声はヒメさん、ルックスはヒナさんが好き
カートに嫉妬してしまった(最初で最後)
8:47 wwww
シンプルに難い。
ヒメちゃんから求愛されたので返事をしたいと思います
僕も好きです
0:36 ひめちゃんが「これ?」言うときの声めっちゃ可愛かったです!!
これはジョジには刺激が強すぎるゲーム…!!
hime : 好き!
me : ⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄❤️
Which comes from Indonesia where is the sound?
[Yang dari Indonesia mana suaranya?]
カートがうらやましい!!
嘘でもいいから言われたい
ヒメの好き好き攻撃が刺さりまくって辛い💓💓💓💓
いまはじめて気づいた、ヒメちゃん腕時計してたんやなw
4:49 すっぽんぽん???
ヒメ「おじさんコロリンすっぽんぽん」
私「すっぽんぽん!?wwwww」
自らがカートとなりてww
低評価めちゃ少ない( ・ω・)
5:12 ここすき
ヒメちゃんに好きと言われたい人生だった。
カートおじさんは、何度でも甦る…
ムズ過ぎるwww
これはムズい。
そんな事より、ヒメの好き好き好きで動揺したのはオレだけだろうか。。
8:20の話・・・
ヒメの好き好きコールいただきました、ヒナのエアギター可愛すぎかよ
オチが秀逸
ヒメちゃんに好きって言われまくってるカートになりたい…()
キーボード暴走www
目がハートになってるの良き!
hotimgjp.link/kEmIv4o1ae6
必要なのは“愛“ではなく、“操作性“でしたね
6:47 ヒナ「イキスギっ」
難しすぎる!謎の女ゴール、気になる!!www
ヒメにいっぱい好き言ってもらえたカートくん、羨ましいぞ!!!
よく見れば車が同じ道をずっと回ってるだけ笑笑
好き好きすこすこシーンだけ切り取って聞いたらやばいかな
8:32
弍次惨事
信姫ちゃんもやってたやつやん!
両方かぁええ(*´ω`*)
100円でこんな面白いゲーム
これは、ひめひなが凄いだけだなw
ヒナちゃんの「嘘がバレてる」って言う所好きwww
おじさんすっけすけの服きてますね
おじさん ころりん すっぽんぽん?w
最初ヒナちゃん声変わりしたかと思った。
ヒメちゃんもよかったけど
ヒナちゃんに言われたかった😂
ヒメちゃん可愛い❤️
なんつーゲームやってんのwww おじさんもだが、ハレンチな女は草。なんて日だは大草原。ガリベンガー出てましたね、ヒメヒナ。
今後もこういうバカゲーをどんどんやって欲しい。
田 中 天 大 暴 走 ( 物 理 )
(´・ω・`)おじさんがダイナミックにルパンダイブするゲーム
二人ともすこ!
相変わらずテンション高いなw
可愛い☺️
"Fat bald dude with a bad temper"- Simulator…
6:46 あれ?どこかで聞いたことあるような……
やりますねぇ
8:20
好き好きラッシュぐうかわ
その瞬間にハート目になるのなんかエッッッッッッッッッ
I love it when Hime goes *pon pon
Thank you for the translation!
世界代表じゃなくて日本代表じゃないの
This is basically Jackass the game.
二人とも楽しそうにしてててぇてぇが過ぎる
あおきあいかママ👩🤱あねああああああああああああああああああああああああああもあああいいあほいほいほいほ
2:27のヒメちゃんの「まかせな!」が良い。
久しぶりに見たら、田中さん本じゃない。
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